October 23, 2008 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | October 23, 2008 |


You guys don’t think I won’t waste half a day’s worth of posts to one-up Nosek? Well, you’re wrong. It’s what we do around here on slow news days (but seriously, stick around — we have a great TV column up in an hour, another Seriously Random List in two hours, and at day’s end, a mini-diversion that could turn into a Guide).

So, this here’s a poll to decide the unspoken question that’s been in the forefront of all your minds today: Who has better abs: Jared Padalecki or Ryan Reynolds? Now, I don’t want to be unfair about this poll; everyone knows, were this poll taken based purely on talent and level of attractiveness, Ryan Reynolds would win in a landslide. After all, no one knows who Jared Padalecki is, except Nosek. That’s why this is a blind ab-off. The faces have been removed so that your mind won’t be clouded by irrelevant notions, such as likability, box-office prowess, charm, and good looks. Jared Padalecki has none of these. It would put him at an unfair advantage.

This poll is based purely on abs. Make your decision: Picture A or Picture B. Base that decision purely on muscle definition, pectoral size, and glisteningness. We can all come together and decide, once and for all, who has the better abs. I think the answer is clear.

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The final results and ab identification will be revealed tomorrow.

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Pajiba's Great American Ab-Off of 2008

A Pajiba Poll / Dustin Rowles

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