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Pajiba’s Great American Ab-Off of 2008

A Pajiba Poll / Dustin Rowles

Seriously Random Lists | October 23, 2008 | Comments (95)

You guys don’t think I won’t waste half a day’s worth of posts to one-up Nosek? Well, you’re wrong. It’s what we do around here on slow news days (but seriously, stick around — we have a great TV column up in an hour, another Seriously Random List in two hours, and at day’s end, a mini-diversion that could turn into a Guide).

So, this here’s a poll to decide the unspoken question that’s been in the forefront of all your minds today: Who has better abs: Jared Padalecki or Ryan Reynolds? Now, I don’t want to be unfair about this poll; everyone knows, were this poll taken based purely on talent and level of attractiveness, Ryan Reynolds would win in a landslide. After all, no one knows who Jared Padalecki is, except Nosek. That’s why this is a blind ab-off. The faces have been removed so that your mind won’t be clouded by irrelevant notions, such as likability, box-office prowess, charm, and good looks. Jared Padalecki has none of these. It would put him at an unfair advantage.

This poll is based purely on abs. Make your decision: Picture A or Picture B. Base that decision purely on muscle definition, pectoral size, and glisteningness. We can all come together and decide, once and for all, who has the better abs. I think the answer is clear.


The final results and ab identification will be revealed tomorrow.







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Comments

These are the choices??? We better have a "Rack-Off" soon after this dammit.

Posted by: Max at October 23, 2008 2:06 PM

I think I know my hot shirtless men and I am really certain that A is one Mr. Ryan Reynolds.

Posted by: Melody at October 23, 2008 2:06 PM

Please, that's no blind test. I can pick out Ryan Reynold's abs anywhere.

And why is there no write in spot for Taylor Kitsch?

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at October 23, 2008 2:06 PM

Reynolds wins. I know which abs are his. I've watched Blade Trinity countless times just for the scene with Reynolds chained to the floor, in all his ab-tacular glory. I can't say the same for Supernatural. But, you know, I don't really watch it anymore. Do they ever chain the Winchester brothers to the floor, with their abs all out and in the viewer's face? If they do, it would be wrong not to watch and see if they cause the tingler in my pants too. Fair is fair...

Posted by: Dangle McGee at October 23, 2008 2:08 PM


Based on definition (and lack of douchebag necklace) Picture A -- all the way.

Posted by: Drake at October 23, 2008 2:09 PM

Come on! You guys aren't even gonna vote for the one with the giant pants monkey?

Posted by: Stacey at October 23, 2008 2:12 PM

It's obvious, Padoohicky's look photoshopped. But thank you for the full-on dose of estrogen we males are about to get Dustin. Godtopus knows that I don't get enough of it from the four females in my own house. So much for my escape, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 2:12 PM

Too easy. I am also a huge fan of Blade Trinity simply for shirtless Ryan Reynolds.

I love this poll. Thanks for the great distraction!

Posted by: Melissa at October 23, 2008 2:13 PM

Oh this is fucking rigged! You can barely even see my sweetie's abs in that second picture. I think Mr. Rowles is afraid that people might actually prefer someone else's abs to his precious RyRey's.

Shenanigans!

Posted by: Jensen at October 23, 2008 2:13 PM

The only thing worse than the fact that this poll exists is the fact that I voted in it.

::hangs head in shame::

Posted by: TK at October 23, 2008 2:15 PM

"The only thing worse than the fact that this poll exists is the fact that I voted in it."

I wish it were that simple for me - my pants got tighter once I made my vote... I need to consult my Pastor about what this means for me and my place in the Kingdom of Heaven...

Posted by: Skitz at October 23, 2008 2:20 PM

I've got to agree with Jensen (heh), there are much better pictures of Jared Padealecki's abs out there on the internet. And, hey, even in 'Supernatural.' I'm thinking "Hell House" from season 1.

So I second the shenanigans.

Posted by: foursweatervests at October 23, 2008 2:22 PM

I need to consult my Pastor about what this means for me and my place in the Kingdom of Heaven...

And I'm sure your Pastor will be able to show you exactly what it means. Make sure he shows you on the doll, and not on you.

Posted by: lizzieborden at October 23, 2008 2:27 PM

And yet you don't even acknowledge that it's Reynolds' birthday?

Posted by: Jay at October 23, 2008 2:27 PM

::pops some Amyl Nitrite::
::masturbates furiously::
::discards tubesock::

What was the question?

Posted by: Bucko at October 23, 2008 2:29 PM

I'm with Genny (also Rusty), why no write in for Taylor Kitsch?

....

Sorry I have nothing clever to say because I'm thinking about that scene from season one of FNL when he was running in the rain. I have to go take a nap with my vibrator now, excuse me.

Posted by: Austin at October 23, 2008 2:34 PM

You guys aren't even gonna vote for the one with the giant pants monkey?

What does it mean that I didn't even look there? Am I that much of a rule follower that I only looked at the abs and didn't allow my eyes to wander south, not even for a moment? Not that it matters, picture A got my vote - I likes me some chest hair.

Posted by: Kolby at October 23, 2008 2:34 PM

Oh, and Dustin - I watched Definitely, Maybe again last weekend. I get the warm fuzzies from watching RR play daddy to Abigail Breslin.

Posted by: Kolby at October 23, 2008 2:37 PM

That second photo is totally biased! You can't even admire the abs in all their magnificence! Of course we'll vote for the first! I call recount! RECOUNT!

To be honest I don't even like abs that much. I went for the arms in the first photo. Mmm. I like me some nice arms.

Posted by: figgy at October 23, 2008 2:37 PM

Picture B isn't real abs at all! It's a lie!

I've seen skinny men do this one the beach: suck in stomach, lean forward slightly to create shadows and maybe people will think the ripples of fat on your stomach are actually the ripples of a beautiful six-pack. Looks fine 'til they stand up and look like they've been tanning with an old washboard lying across their stomach.

Not that I've anything against skinny men. Abs have this tendency to flex too much when you're trying to sleep with your head on an abbed-man's stomach. He breathes; you roll off. Give me skinny or a nice layer of cuddle any time.

Posted by: zarahruth at October 23, 2008 2:47 PM

I once dated this guy who had that weird hip bone/ pelvic muscley region that I thought I hated, but yeah, it turns out that situation is pretty hot up close. They aren't a prerequisite but its nice to discover a boyfriend has em!

Posted by: becks at October 23, 2008 2:50 PM

Gotta go with the one that appears to have hair. Shaven chests are skeevy, most likely (not that I would know, never having embraced one) prickly, vainglorious, and redolent of homosexuality.

Men should be manly and natural.

Posted by: AM at October 23, 2008 2:52 PM

Admin11, I am with you all the way. I live in a house with three adult women, a two-year-old girl, a female dog, and four gay cats. I get nothing but estrogen, all the time.

Posted by: Snath at October 23, 2008 3:11 PM

i don't like the curlies all over A
yuck yuck, i want to lick his pecks not get a hairball
Taylor Kitsch
mmmmmmmmm
i would hurt people to get some of that

Posted by: courtney at October 23, 2008 3:18 PM

Picture B looks like a spread in Playgirl. Picture A looks like he's striding toward me with a purpose...and a hard-on. A all the way.

Posted by: Julie at October 23, 2008 3:19 PM

RR, definitely.

Not that I would turn down decent abs from anyone, but if you're gonna force me to choose, I choose Scarlett's old man.

Posted by: Slash at October 23, 2008 3:21 PM

Real men have chesthair and real women love it.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at October 23, 2008 3:24 PM

Stace, your boy is getting his ass handed to him here.

And not in the way he likes.

Posted by: TK at October 23, 2008 3:28 PM

AMEN! Veins. momma likes a little grass on the playground.

Posted by: wsapnin at October 23, 2008 3:30 PM

Over on TWOP they're saying those aren't even Jared Padalecki's real abs, which makes the entire contest unfair and therefore J-Pad wins by default.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Posted by: Stacey at October 23, 2008 3:32 PM

But as I remember from the diversion a couple of months ago, all these Pajibaboys are hairless freaks.

Posted by: wsapnin at October 23, 2008 3:32 PM

My daughters are younger Snath so I have about six years before the shit really hits the fan.
I have already booked installation of the panic room for 2014. It will be outfitted with a 62" plasma, game consoles, massaging lazy-boy w/cooler, enough food and liquor for 3-7 days and one key.

I shall be prepared for the sychronization and I will survive!

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 3:33 PM

Veins & wsapnin how much chest hair do you need? I need a benchmark here.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 3:37 PM

How do those sour grapes taste, Nosek? I bet they taste like the zit on the end of Padalecki's festering taint.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at October 23, 2008 3:37 PM

A. I like my guys to have at least as much chest hair as I do.

How's that for a benchmark?

Posted by: frumpiefox at October 23, 2008 3:39 PM

all these Pajibaboys are hairless freaks.

What, us, or the actors?

Posted by: Jay at October 23, 2008 3:39 PM

It doesn't have to be very much...but definitely more than just a measly patch above your left nipple of which you are overly proud. Yeah, I had to dump that dude...

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at October 23, 2008 3:41 PM

Look, I know that since late 2007, everyone is sworn into the Ryan Reynolds cult upon logging in to Pajiba (I was grandfathered in prior to that date), but can we at least admit that the guy is slightly cross-eyed? Why does everyone ignore this? I couldn't tell you if the guy can even act despite having seen at least three of his films because I can't pull my gaze away from the eyes folding in toward the nose. It's so distracting yet people seem to be oblivious to it. Why?

Oh, and my vote is for Padalecki on the sheer basis on having two eyes that focus where they should, thereby allowing my gaze to wander toward the abs.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 23, 2008 3:44 PM

as delicious as jared padalecki is, he doesn't hold a candle (mmmmmm candle wax.....) to jensen ackles. i have been lusting after him since his early years on days of our lives. i'm afraid he's probably very stupid, though.
sigh

Posted by: courtney at October 23, 2008 3:44 PM

So you ladies likes 'em hairy, eh? Listen, I'm about three pubes away before Science can technically call me a Yeti! Seriously, I found a Cheerio while brushing my chest hair this morning - I HAVEN'T EATEN CHEERIOS SINCE FRIDAY! You like that, ladies? Check this out... Your remote control (or other battery-operated device - rooowr) out of juice? No sweat, mama - I carry triple-A under my left pit, and I'm rockin' doubles under my right. WHOO! Hell, I've even got a nine-volt floatin' around in my berry patch in case your smoke detector don't work. And believe me, when we gets to rockin' there'll be plenty of heat - YOWZA! Hungry? Ain't gonna be a problem, sweetness - fetch me a cup of hot water and gimme a minute to soak my soup strainer - Lipton's got jack shit on Cup-O-Skitz! You cold, baby? Lemme flip on my fuzzy belly, drop your top and take a dip in Lake Hairyette! Yeah, that bearskin rug wishes it had what I gots goin' down! Hell, I'm so thick and humid downtown, I don't even bother going number one anymore - it's like hay soaked in cow whiz - I just hit the can three times a day to wring out my...

Wow. That did it...

Jesus. I'm sorry... Got a little carried away there.

Posted by: Skitz at October 23, 2008 3:48 PM

damn! i voted before Stacey mentioned the pants monkey...can i change my vote?

Posted by: menotyou at October 23, 2008 3:50 PM

oh wait, i can. hooray for pants monkeys!

Posted by: menotyou at October 23, 2008 3:53 PM

Skittiums--Wow. That is way too much information.

Posted by: tamatha at October 23, 2008 3:54 PM

See, if the pic of RR had cut off just a leeeeeeetle bit lower, then we would be able to see that pelvic-muscle-hip-notch-thing. You know what I'm talking about. Godtopus that is hot.
Could you excuse me for a minute?

Posted by: Blonde Savant at October 23, 2008 3:57 PM

Skitz, yeah probably a little too far. Plus I don't like hair down there. And I already have my man to store things in his facial and chest hair for me, thanks. Although I could totally go for some cheerios right about now...

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at October 23, 2008 3:59 PM

*sniff* I feel sorry for Skitz. Due to the massive static electric charge he generates because of his junkfro and flannel footy jamies, he has not had intimate contact with a woman since puberty. Just look what its done to him. So sad....*choke*...so sad.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 4:03 PM

Wait, are you saying you want hair on the chest but nowhere else?

Posted by: Jay at October 23, 2008 4:05 PM

Okay, NOW we need to do a different kind of ab-off
: a loser man-boy ab-off.

Hang in there. Let me explain.

There's been so much ink and so many pixels spilled about the Seth Rogen/Michael Cera/&c archetype of awkward and sort of a loser but he gets the hot chick anyway. They don't have to worry about looking hot onscreen, because they're paired with the likes of The Twatwaffle Who Must Not Be Named and Kat Dennings.

Well, no longer, sons! Let's get our objectification on! Shirts off, boys and ballots up, children of Godtopus!

I mean, don't y'all feel pain for the man-boy species in their entirety?? They are all completely missing out on the legitimacy that comes with an internet hotness poll. How do they live?

Posted by: indietits at October 23, 2008 4:09 PM

"Just look what its done to him. So sad....*choke*...so sad."

Admin's right - I'm literally a minor tragedy away from becoming a supervillain...

Posted by: Skitz at October 23, 2008 4:12 PM

I can't believe Jensen Ackles wasn't invited to this event.

Posted by: Sally at October 23, 2008 4:13 PM

Abs like that mean long hours in the gym, and gym bunnies are boring. But ok, if I were to take abs into consideration - Taylor Kitsch would be my candidate, not either of these two. He's so clearly dedicated to chiseling every last oounce of fat off his abdomen! It's humbling to behold.

Courtney,
so true! (The candle thing, not the stupid thing. As far as I can tell, he's not. Sadly, this makes him overqualified for his future career as my naked boy-toy....)

Posted by: Tarn at October 23, 2008 4:14 PM

I win in the manboobs competition.
...speaking of places to hide batteries, I THOUGHT I felt something under there.

Posted by: Bucko at October 23, 2008 4:16 PM

FYI, the supposed 'Padalecki abs' are from a photo-manip that's been floating around on the internetz forever. Not his abs... not even his body.

Try this instead.

Posted by: Triari at October 23, 2008 4:19 PM

tarn,
i don't need lots of brains, just the ability to carry a conversation. you think he can do that?
i will recant my stupidity comment if i am wrong.

Posted by: courtney at October 23, 2008 4:19 PM

How can I possibly vote in this poll when my hands are busy having sex with me? A NSFW tag should be added.

Posted by: jamiepants at October 23, 2008 4:20 PM

Pubus Skittimus Maximus. I think I can arrange that minor tragedy. Let me know and then you may unleash your hypertrichtic rage upon the world. Perhaps I could remove that growth that has been bothering you. That should set things off nicely.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 4:25 PM

A man should have at least enough chest hair to run my fingers through while I fall asleep. I don't mind naturally bare chests, but a shaved chest is a huge turn off for me. I shudder just thinking about the friction burns I've had in the past.

Posted by: Kolby at October 23, 2008 4:30 PM

I'm pretty sure this thread accounts for at least half of the domestic gross for Blade Trinity.

Posted by: MrCreosote at October 23, 2008 4:31 PM

courtney,
yeah, he can do that, in my experience. I've met some stupid actors , but he wasn't one of them. Sorry... ;-)

jamieepants,
I dread to think what you typed that post with, if your hands are both so busy!

Posted by: Tarn at October 23, 2008 4:37 PM

You beat me to it, Triari. Somebody didn't do their homework...

So yeah, poll = FAIL.

Posted by: serena at October 23, 2008 4:45 PM

Can't I just have both?

P.S. Thanks for that, Triari. That's gonna make for some nice dreams tonight!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at October 23, 2008 4:49 PM

I have had the debilitating condition C. Cuppis Manboobitus since puberty. It's a serious affliction that affects overweight, unmotivated, book reading, video game-loving nerds the world over.

Common symptoms of C. Cuppis Manboobitus include: swimming with a shirt on; constant adjusting of clothing (which actually does nothing to disguise the condition, but provides some small measure of comfort to the afflictee); always wearing a jacket, even indoors; intense fear of gym classes and locker rooms; purple nurples; and an ever-present state of virginity.

Posted by: Snath at October 23, 2008 4:59 PM

So the banner ad just to the right of the ab-platter is a "vote No on Prop 8, don't you know gay marriage rights will give your children AIDs?" on my screen. That just makes me think. If Ryan Reynolds and Jared Padalecki got gay married, is there anything their abs couldn't do? Or would they never realize the potential of their true power because they'd just wallow all day together in honey?

Posted by: stipe42 at October 23, 2008 5:01 PM

We better have a "Rack-Off" soon after this dammit

If there's comparative pictures of the various contestants showing off their cleavage to aid in that poll, not only will my productivity be totally shot but I'll likely be rendered completely unable to make a decision.
Mmmmm, Scarlett...boobs, no, Angeli-boobs...maybe Biel - boobs...Foxalicious - oooh! oooh! Nipple! I see nipple! There is nippular action in this picture! No, it's gotta be Jolie - sweet, delicious boobs....

Posted by: lordhelmet at October 23, 2008 5:11 PM

And yet Snath, manboobs offer a wonderful place for a gal to rest her head after a long day at work. Embrace your manboobs. Or, let me.

Posted by: Julie at October 23, 2008 5:32 PM

Paladecki stuffs.

Posted by: Melody at October 23, 2008 5:56 PM

"A" most definitely - please tell me it is Ryan Reynolds. I don't even know who the other guy is in the main page picture. To show you how completely out of touch I am with pop culture right now.

Posted by: prairiegirl at October 23, 2008 6:05 PM

No, hair everywhere except down there. And I guess I could do without back hair, that's kinda eck. Chest and facial are the must haves.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at October 23, 2008 6:09 PM

Does anyone NOT know A is Reynolds? Who by the way wins by miles?

Cos i mean...i mean just LOOK at him? He's like....he's awfully pretty.

And yeah, i'm with...someone, sorry, above, with the Blade Trinity thing, i too watch it over and over and over and over and totally now have my own secret room with a chain in the floor so that i can put Reynolds in the chains, shirtless, all....Abilicious and scared for his life and MINE ALL MINE!!!

Posted by: nadine at October 23, 2008 6:49 PM

Yeah, but check this out - with the sheer amount of body hair I have, you could chuck a raw egg at me and it wouldn't break. In fact, it'd wind up caught in my briar patch and within ten minutes, you'd be dining on a hard-boiled.

Aww, yeah...

Posted by: Skitz at October 23, 2008 6:50 PM

Is it strange that washboard abs are a turnoff for me? Because while muscular forearms and shoulders get my ladyparts all kinds of hot-to-trot, a six pack to me just says, "Sorry, babe, you and I will never share priorities, because I spend full HOURS at the gym PER VISIT."

But A, for the chest hair.

Posted by: cerain at October 23, 2008 6:51 PM

No, hair everywhere except down there.

You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have the facts of life.

Posted by: Jay at October 23, 2008 6:57 PM

the scene with Reynolds chained to the floor, in all his ab-tacular glory.
Dangle McGee, way to tell everyone about my masterbation fantasy. Now everyone will be using it.
"Fuck me sideways" indeed, Mr. Reynolds.

Posted by: popejenn at October 23, 2008 6:58 PM

No, hair everywhere except down there.

You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have the facts of life.

Once again: No, you take my man, you take his love for me, and there you have my man with hair everywhere but down there and me happy.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at October 23, 2008 7:18 PM

Veins, you rock.

Public Service Announcement.

Dudes, do you like your lady neat and pretty down there? Are you tired of picking hairs out of teeth or trying to cough up a fur-ball after coitus? Do you dislike flossing during sex?

SO DOES SHE!

Men, return the favour.

Keep your shit tight....you'll be glad you did.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 7:28 PM

Too far?

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 7:30 PM

I'm now compelled to ask, and may get no answers since this is a PUBLIC site but, boys, and girls, ...what the dirtiest thing you would do to/with Mister Reynolds?

Just for fun.

If you dont want to provide details, fine, but on a scale from One to Probably Illegal, you have to provide a digit

Posted by: Nadine at October 23, 2008 7:33 PM

Hell, I'm a straight man but... he can pick the number.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 23, 2008 7:47 PM

Wellll I do have pretty sensitive skin. My jawline'll sometimes itch for a day or two after shaving. That's a pretty annoying feeling. Going a la carte would undoubtedly be as successful for me as Jerry's shaved chest.

But I've never issued any depilatory orders, or even suggestions, or voiced any complaints. But it's really only academic arguing the point with VRH--while my facial hair grows vigorously enough, it's widely spread and would never make a convincing beard at any reasonable length, so I definitely don't fit the bill anyway(my back is clear though, and I imagine I'm old enough that the layout's been established).

If there's a fur ball, though, yr doin it wrong!

Posted by: Jay at October 23, 2008 7:49 PM

Who the fuck is Ryan Reynolds?

Posted by: Lucas at October 23, 2008 8:07 PM

I hate when you men shave your whole situation. Trim but please don't shave. I like you naked but not that naked.

Girls look hot hairless but guys not so much.

Posted by: becks at October 23, 2008 8:22 PM

Every quiz, random list, and Pajiba Love should involve Ryan Reynold's abs. Sigh.

Posted by: LB at October 23, 2008 8:34 PM

Stacey. go to WIMB and look at your boy then scroll down and look at the next entry which is Miley Cyrus's "thing". Your boy and Miley's boy look real similar to me. It's the whole woman-ly haircuts that they are both rockin' I think.

Ryan's abs for the win!

Posted by: Melody at October 23, 2008 8:36 PM

So becks, you're saying don't mess around, it brings you down?

Posted by: Jay at October 23, 2008 9:03 PM

The Jared abs aren't his. They're from a manip that got picked up by justjared.com a while back.

Posted by: Karla at October 23, 2008 9:29 PM

Cuz ryan gets to play with the mystical orbs of Johansson. Nightly no less!

Posted by: Vizzini at October 23, 2008 9:55 PM

You should have chosen two pictures in which the abs are posed in the same way. We can barely see JP's abs...our attention is drawn away by the enormous sock in his pant leg. As for RyRey's (heh heh, Jensen ;)) abs--he will win because everyone knows they're his! You should have disabled comments until the contest was closed!

Oh, one more thing on Ry's abs--they're wonderful, but I had to vote for JP's. Why? Ryan's been manscaping. His chest looks scratchy. You know what guys?--leave the carpet soft and flowy, or make sure there isn't any stubble (we gals don't fancy rugburn)!

Posted by: Bah at October 23, 2008 9:59 PM

Darnit this is pissing me off.

THOSE ARE NOT JARED PADALECKI'S ABS. IT IS NOT HIS BODY. A CREEPY FANGIRL SPLICED HIS HEAD INTO SOME CHEESECAKE PICTURE.

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF JARED'S FABULOUS BODY:
http://www.movie-moron.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jaredpad041.jpg

Posted by: serena at October 23, 2008 10:43 PM

Photo manips are creepy, and very obvious to those of our who [have been visually mapping every square inch of The Padalecki's body in our dreams] are observant. Ahem.

Jensen, I'm a little disappointed that you couldn't spot the fake. You are harshing my J2 squee, dude. ;)

Posted by: embertine at October 24, 2008 8:06 AM

Julie, I've made great strides towards overcoming my tragic condition. I'm married, have a beautiful daughter, and another child on the way.

After our daughter was born, my wife occasionally asked me to take over the feeding duties, but what doting father wouldn't suckle his hungry child?

Posted by: Snath at October 24, 2008 9:03 AM

Paladecki stuffs.

Posted by: Melody


no!!!!! say it ain't so!!!

and i hereby recant my poor jenson is probably stupid statement.

Posted by: courtney at October 24, 2008 1:47 PM

Picture B. I can't help it, I love the Padalecki.

Posted by: kayz at October 24, 2008 8:35 PM

To be fair, you really should have used screen caps from ep 1.17 Hell House for Jared. Sammy in a towel! *sighs*

Padalecki wins, everytime. You can keep your Reynolds. Or, y'know, share him with ScarJo. I'll take Padalecki (in every sense of the word) any day.

Posted by: numbaby at October 25, 2008 10:28 AM

you girls (and guys) are totally insane !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: whatafan at October 25, 2008 4:54 PM

Pfff, my abs are better. Tight, well defined, and carefully protected by a thick layer of fat, so they won't spoil under the hungry eyes of the few lucky ladies willing to face their awesomeness. I win.

Posted by: JC at October 26, 2008 11:28 PM


















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