film / tv / streaming / politics / web / celeb/ industry / video / love / lists / think pieces / misc / about / cbr
film / tv / politics / web / celeb

October 23, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 23, 2008 |

You guys don’t think I won’t waste half a day’s worth of posts to one-up Nosek? Well, you’re wrong. It’s what we do around here on slow news days (but seriously, stick around — we have a great TV column up in an hour, another Seriously Random List in two hours, and at day’s end, a mini-diversion that could turn into a Guide).

So, this here’s a poll to decide the unspoken question that’s been in the forefront of all your minds today: Who has better abs: Jared Padalecki or Ryan Reynolds? Now, I don’t want to be unfair about this poll; everyone knows, were this poll taken based purely on talent and level of attractiveness, Ryan Reynolds would win in a landslide. After all, no one knows who Jared Padalecki is, except Nosek. That’s why this is a blind ab-off. The faces have been removed so that your mind won’t be clouded by irrelevant notions, such as likability, box-office prowess, charm, and good looks. Jared Padalecki has none of these. It would put him at an unfair advantage.

This poll is based purely on abs. Make your decision: Picture A or Picture B. Base that decision purely on muscle definition, pectoral size, and glisteningness. We can all come together and decide, once and for all, who has the better abs. I think the answer is clear.

Online Surveys & Market Research

The final results and ab identification will be revealed tomorrow.

A Pajiba Poll / Dustin Rowles

Lists | October 23, 2008 |

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

Eloquent Eloquence 10/23/08

Rachel Maddow Show

The Pajiba Store


Privacy Policy