Nobody Likes Eliza Dushku's Breasts More than Eliza Dushku

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | November 7, 2013 | Comments ()

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“I couldn’t be a woman because I’d play with my breasts all day.” — Steve Martin











(Shamelessly Lifted from Swedish Fish Rule)

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  • A. Smith

    It's an odd choice for favorite role but for me she'll always be Shaundi.

  • Zeus McGuinness

    sigh. *unzip*

  • emmelemm

    To be fair, I give my own boobs a pat fairly regularly. Just to let them know I still appreciate them.

    ETA: Just gave 'em a little squeeze. Thank God I have my own office.

  • Jordan73

    I just took a poll, and it turns out I actually do like Eliza Dushku's breasts more than she does. I am willing to turn it into a competition with her to prove it.

  • manting

    attention all women - men love it when you fondle your own breasts. We LOVE IT. Dushku is wise.

  • What? Like guys don't adjust their nuts all day long.

  • Scorptilicus

    Shouldn't we all get the chance to test this hypothesis?

  • I'm sure they're real and spectacular.

  • Thanks.

  • BlackRabbit

    Weirdest cross-brain reference, as my brain starts up an altered Beauty and the Beast song-"No one likes boobs like Gaston!"

  • Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand...

  • Joe Grunenwald

    I have clicked on this literally every time I've scrolled past it on Facebook. It's like an involuntary thing. So that's weird.

  • TenaciousJP

    There was tittle point to this entire post.

  • Maguita NYC

    Ta tas for now!

  • bastich

    Yeah, I feel a real boob from having read it.

  • Think of all the great mammaries from past shows tit's brought up, though.

  • Maguita NYC

    Those I believe were shown In Mammarium at last year's Emmys.

  • That's usually the breast segment of the entire awards show.

  • Maguita NYC

    Awww. Bieber fan did not appreciate my In Mammarium.

    I believe a tit for tat is now in order!

  • If I had a nipple for every time that happened to me...

  • Maguita NYC

    You'd have enough for a Special Friday at Hooters!

  • bastich

    Tit wasn't me this time, I swear.

  • Guest


  • Joe Grunenwald


  • TenaciousJP

    Seriously Joe, do you feel like you are entittled to reply without making a pun?

  • bastich

    That's right! Make him see the (head)light(s)!

  • Danar the Barbarian

    Nah, it's just kickin' the cans down the road.

  • Y.A. Tittle approves of this entire post

  • AmyKatt

    I couldn't be Eliza Dushku because I'd play with my breasts all day.

  • bastich

    Don't all breast owners do this?

    That's what they're there for....right?

  • BWeaves

    Um yes. Thank Gotopus I work from home.

  • Maguita NYC

    It is a catcheable desease, and it is very hard to control yourself while at work. Because decency.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    Being Eliza Dushku is a catchable disease?

  • bastich

    If Dushku ever needs someone to take over for her on this specific task, I'd be more than happy to make the sacrifice....I'm mean, I'm certified and everything....

  • And I'm zeke the pig, bastich's all-professional assistant.

  • Great GIF wall or GREATEST GIF wall?


  • lowercase_ryan

    I believe I'm a close second.

  • NateMan

    They're about the only thing I like on her.

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    I like everything about her except her acting.

  • Maguita NYC

    I am confused. And turned on. What do I do?...

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    Whatever you do, don't touch yourself.

  • Maguita NYC

    BDSM at its worst.

  • NateMan

    That is NEVER the right answer. Well, unless you were just chopping hot peppers. There's a mistake you only make once.

  • Sterling Archer

    And a likely relationship ended if you want to "manually" please your significant other before take a silk wood hand shower.

    God forbid they were into certain other orifices. Other than the ear, I think that would be okay.

  • manting

    That has actually really happened to me. In my chef years I recall rushing out after work without washing my hands thoroughly. I really hurt my penis that night.

  • foolsage

    Ow. Owowowowow. OW!

  • emmalita

    This is the wrong forum, but dude, I have stories.

  • TK

    Hey, everyone's got a kink, some are just a little hotter than others.

  • NateMan

    I had a dirty friend who once used IcyHot in, um, areas it wasn't intended for. She was tougher than me, that's for sure.

  • Maguita NYC

    This reminded me of Aztec by Gary Jennings, where Mixtli's sister gets caught masturbating, and is punished with hot peppers in her yahoo!

    *I don't remember though if she was caught masturbating or sleeping with a man...

  • NateMan

    Masturbate then cry over it.

  • ryallen

    this is typically my solution.

  • JoannaRobinson

    I believe Court calls that crysturbation. http://www.crushable.com/wp-co...

  • el_mediocre

    the term I use is "tear-jerking."

  • loo shag brolley

    Jerks Of Entearment

  • candace hathaway

    "I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming... tears from my penis."

  • Maguita NYC

    Dude, masturbation should never feel like a religious experience!
    That massaging boobs inside blue sweater though... Very confused.

  • bastich

    "masturbation should never feel like a religious experience"

    Really? Aw, man....

    /takes off nun outfit

  • Maguita NYC

    Why am I not surprised. ;)

  • bastich

    You just described my standard Saturday night.

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