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Nebbishy, Neurotic And. . .Nubile? Ranking The Woody Allen Impersonations From Best To Worst.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (14)

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1. Owen Wilson—“Midnight In Paris”: Most Natural.

2. Kenneth Branagh—“Celebrity”: Most Accurate.

3. Anthony Hopkins—“You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger”: Upper crustiest.

4. Will Ferrell—“Melinda & Melinda”: Gentlest.

5. Larry David—“Whatever Works”: Most Abrasive.

6. Jason Biggs—“Anything Else”: Most Boyish.

7. Scarlett Johanssen—“Scoop”: Blech. The Worst.

Joanna Robinson almost entitled this “And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Our Blazers.” Then she thought better of it.









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Comments

Rainer Wolfcastle does the best Woody.

Posted by: Mit_Huffman at June 15, 2011 4:06 PM

Except for Scoop, I haven't even heard of any of those. And I can't imagine bothering to see them. Please, Woody Allen, just stop.

Posted by: Brenton at June 15, 2011 4:37 PM

a bad woody allen movie is still more enjoyable than most comedy so Brenton if you don't mind I'd rather have him keep going. he's a creepy ass but he's a funny creepy ass. but yeah Scoop was the worst.

Posted by: Rio at June 15, 2011 4:58 PM

Mia Farrow put a gypsy curse on him.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at June 15, 2011 4:59 PM

Props to Mit_Huffman.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 15, 2011 5:34 PM

What, no Greg Proops?

Posted by: Shane at June 15, 2011 5:43 PM

I watched Vicky Christina Barcelona and decided to never again watch a Woody Allen movie. It was pretty terrible.

Posted by: ERM at June 15, 2011 5:44 PM

Edward Norton in Everyone Says I Love You - Most Confused WASP

Posted by: Mrs. O at June 15, 2011 6:52 PM

Is Will Ferrell supposed to be gentlest or gentile-est?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 15, 2011 8:19 PM

Rick Moranis. Best.

Posted by: John at June 15, 2011 9:17 PM

Woody Allen with sweet young things...I just threw up a little.

Posted by: kirbyjay at June 16, 2011 6:14 AM

Why would anyone want to do Woody Allen?

Posted by: MRod at June 16, 2011 9:49 AM

"a bad woody allen movie is still more enjoyable than most comedy"

Stop watching bad movies then. It's far more enjoyable to watch good ones.

Posted by: Brenton at June 16, 2011 11:15 AM

Scarlett Johanssen trying to be Diane Keaton-style neurotic *actually* makes me want to throw things.

Posted by: K at June 16, 2011 4:25 PM