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My Cast Wishlist For 'The Expendables' Event Series On Fox

By Jodi Smith | Seriously Random Lists | March 5, 2015 |


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The Expendables movie franchise is the gift that just keeps giving us more geriatric stars, explosions, incomprehensible plots, and stolen iconic one-liners. It’s amazing and I love it. Soon my love may be shared, as Fox is developing a series with producer Sylvester Stallone. According to Deadline, the series “…is described as a fun action drama that unites iconic TV stars as a new team of highly-skilled heroes who are on a mission to stop a dangerous terrorist.”

Soooo, basically ‘The A-Team’ with more mumbling and less Boy George appearances? I WILL TAKE IT.

But who shall we cast? Which iconic television action stars would be perfection for the amount of cheese and violence inherent in The Expendables: The TV Series? Let’s begin with the obvious choice:

1. Mr. T - The A-Team
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2. Chuck Norris - Walker, Texas Ranger and The Expendables 2 co-star
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3. Ron Perlman - Sons of Anarchy
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4. Dominic Purcell - Prison Break
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5. Lucy Lawless - Xena: Warrior Princess
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6. Dean Cain - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
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7. Philip Michael Thomas - Miami Vice
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8. Richard Grieco - 21 Jump Street
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9. Gina Torres - Firefly
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10. Richard Dean Anderson - McGyver
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