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Movie Deaths In Trailers: A Surprisingly Effective Marketing Tool

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (10)



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This list originally began with my embarrassingly excited reaction to Gwyneth Paltrow’s stroke face in the Contagion trailer. Then, a very long and extensive list of movie trailers containing “Holy shit, I gotta see that!” kills began to form in my mind. Unfortunately, those were almost exclusively horror movies; and here, I’m explicitly aiming to not retread ground previously covered by the Most Shadenfreudastic Horror Movie Deaths list from two years ago. That task is harder than you’d think, and I’ve only managed to come up with nine movies that fit the bill for me. Hopefully, you can add one or two to the list.

Contagion: Steven Soderbergh is pretty much a genius for not only killing off Gwyneth Paltrow’s character but for actually showing it in the film’s trailer. In fact, this will be the best role played by Gwyneth Paltrow’s head since Se7en. Too harsh? I make no apologies for how I feel about Gwyneth and her blatant superiority complex. In fact, the prospect of seeing her stroke face on the big screen this weekend is the only thing that’ll overcome my rampant, germ-centered OCD and actually commit to watching a virus movie. Bloody hell.

Haywire: Michael Fassbender gets shot in the face. In the face? The masochist half of me actually wants to see this happen but only in a very pretend world. The rest of me? Time for some horny tears.

The Godfather Part II: Here, we see Don Vito Corleone killing the man who murdered his father, the death of Hyman Roth, and the disclosure of Kay’s abortion of Michael Corleone’s unborn son. This trailer built upon the promise of the first movie’s Baptismal Bloodbath and establishes that this sequel might be just as good as its predecessor.

The Crow: Death was always a major (and indispensable) element of The Crow comic book, and the death of Eric Draven was the catalyst of the entire movie adaptation. This is, of course, made creepier by the fact that Brandon Lee died while shooting a scene of the film, and while Miramax actually took the high ground while marketing the movie, the death in this trailer was unavoidably intriguing.

Batman Begins: If one can suitably dismiss the distracting presence of Katie Holmes here, then the most overriding occurrence in this trailer is the death of Bruce Wayne’s father and the resulting effect on Bruce’s psyche. Hell, I’m not even much of a Batman girl, but it still made me want to see this movie:

Boondock Saints: Death by toilet. Troy Duffy was playing into the hands of his frat-boy fanboys. Good shooting. Shitty shooting. And Willem Dafoe directing a symphony of destruction.

American Psycho: Christian Bale gives a hauntingly masterful take as always in this movie; and while narrating Patrick Bateman’s unthinkable thoughts, he makes us want to know if he goes through with it.

Hot Fuzz: An unexpected twist on the new beat of a transferred cop? Darkly funny and appealing.

Commando: Arnold kills people. A lot of them. And they all deserve to die.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at Celebitchy.









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Comments

It's all good except for Arnie. As a Californian who endured him as governor, I'm inclined to view all of his stuff as shite. I ignored him before as irrelevant, now I hate him with the white heat of a thousand stars.

Posted by: NeoCleo at September 7, 2011 2:12 PM

I've been under a rock, I guess, because I didn't realize Soderbergh directed Contagion. That instantly vaults it into must-see territory for me.

Arnold's recent failings just accentuate for me what he is truly great at: 80s action movie cheese. As that goes, he is the master.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 7, 2011 2:18 PM

The reveal of the Gwyneth death in the trailer leaves me wondering exactly how minutes she is in the movie such that she gets that prominent credit. I'm putting the over/under at ten.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 7, 2011 2:20 PM

I love you Gwyneth!

Always and forever.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at September 7, 2011 2:25 PM

My mind was blown in a big way just now. Having never actually watched the Contagion trailer, I didn't know Gwyneth was in this movie. You know who I've been thinking that was on the poster this whole time? Frances McDormand.

Posted by: Amanda6 at September 7, 2011 2:35 PM

Just like Jack Black in The Jackal, I could watch Gwyneth Paltrow die in a perpetually looped tape and never quit smiling.

Posted by: Mr. Stitch at September 7, 2011 6:01 PM

I would see this, because "virus wipes out humanity" is my favorite genre.

I would see this, because Steven Soderburgh is in my top five favorite directors.

I would see this, because I like the cast.

But even if I don't enjoy this movie at all, I will own it, so that anytime I want I can watch entitled fucking Goop-face Paltrow die and die and die!!!

Aaaaaahahahahaha

Posted by: John G. at September 7, 2011 6:58 PM

Everyone I know wants to see Contagion because of that scene. I precict it will be a hit for no other reason.

Posted by: Candy at September 7, 2011 7:21 PM

So Haywire is Bourne but in a female nonamnesiac version.

Posted by: James at September 8, 2011 2:10 PM

Seriously, that clip looks like Paltrow was infected by Aileen Wuornos's face.

Posted by: Bert at September 8, 2011 2:37 PM