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Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Bridesmaids That Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (19)



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I’m ever so snobby picky about comedy. In fact, until I saw Bridesmaids, the last comedy I liked was probably from the early 90s or made by John Hughes (or both). So, I have to give big props to Kristin Wiig and Annie Mumolo, with just one, little nitpick: Why must you perpetuate the foreign food/water = food poisoning myth? Sex and the City already played that card and though you took it to the next level, we could have done without it. But there’s no need to linger on that bathroom image long, because you two wrote a really funny script and all the actors clearly had a blast with the improv. Kristen’s timing, that awkward-mixed-with-pretty thing she has going and the quiet moments where every emotion showed on her face—all weaved through a background most women have experienced in some way or other—gave Bridesmaids the solid base from which all the funny could explode. Add in a couple of cute men and hysterically witty banter; I was utterly smitten.

  • The opening sex scene between Annie (Kristin Wiig) and Ted (Jon Hamm) took a day to film and included direction to Hamm by Paul Feig (“The Office, Nurse Jackie”) to “pound Kristen harder.” There was alternate footage of Hamm being “really assholey” to Wiig; when that version was shown to “hipster friends,” they liked it but test audiences did not. Thus, it was decided to use “passive agressive” Hamm for the final version.

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  • Jon Hamm was once Ellie Kemper’s (Becca) high school drama teacher.
  • It took months to get permission from each celebrity portrayed in Annie’s mom’s (Jill Clayburgh) caricatures; Kermit the Frog declined.
  • Bridesmaids was Clayburgh’s last film. She died November 5, 2010.
  • Because producer Judd Aptow didn’t want to tarnish Clayburgh’s memory, several dirty jokes were edited out of the film. Included in the DVD’s deleted scenes is footage of the actress explaining a “birdbath” (when a man pulls out his scrotum, forms a “cup” with the skin and fills it with beer so a woman can drink from it). When Wiig says she feels badly for making the actress say such things, Clayburgh replies that she “loves it.”
  • Annie’s photograph of herself and Lillian was made from real childhood pictures of Kristen and Maya, with their heads merged onto other bodies.
  • Among other it-really-happened scenes, co-writer Annie Mumolo drew from her own experience of driving a duct-taped broken down car up to valet parking at a country club engagement party.
  • For her first appearance in the film, Melissa McCarthy wanted Megan to have a drink with the most fruit possible and modeled her character’s look on Food Network personality, Guy Fieri.
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  • Ben Falcone (Air Marshal Jon) is Melissa McCarthy’s (Megan) real-life husband. McCarthy is also cousin to actress, Jenny McCarthy. McCarthy was playing Tetris and watching an autopsy (televised) when Falcone proposed to her.
  • During rehearsals, Paul Feig overheard Rose Byrne (Helen) speaking Thai and thought it was so good that he wrote out the engagement party speech scene to showcase her ability. When he gave Byrne the script and told her, “You’ll just say this in Thai,” she told him she didn’t speak the language—she was just making up words—and ended up having to say the words phonetically.
  • Actor Chris O’Dowd (Nathan Rhodes) auditioned in an American accent, but everyone liked his Irish better. (Duh!)
  • In the DVD commentary Kristen Wiig made it a point to say that the audience was not seeing her own hands during the baking (and many other close-up) shots. Because she was so busy, a hand stand-in was used for several scenes.
  • When asked, “What were the actors’ favorite Craft Service item,” the answers were, “Veggies with peanut butter (Ellie), veggie chicken patties (Maya and Kristin) , chocolate Pop Tarts (Wendi) and flavored spa waters: cucumber and mint, tarragon and lemon (Melissa).”
  • Helen’s stepdaughter was played by Paul Feig’s real life neighbor (Molly Buffington) and the cake-munching raccoons are the director’s own pets, “Sonny” and “Cher.”
  • When Feig asked actress, Wendi McLendon-Covey (Rita) if she had any babysitting stories, she answered that she had once caught a kid shitting on a shag rug and trying to shovel it into the kitchen trash.

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  • Annie’s made-up boyfriend name was a tribute to “The Brady Bunch’s” Jan (who once pretended to have an imaginary boyfriend named George Glass).

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  • Kristen Wiig and Chris O’Dowd passed time playing “Would you rather…” Two questions Wiig and the director both remembered were, “Would you rather eat a dead cat or have a tooth growing out of your cheek?” and “Would you rather eat a sink full of bird shit or have a bird shit in your mouth every day for the rest of your life?”
  • Kristen Wiig’s mother (white hair, pink shirt) is in the airplane scene, two rows up from Maya and Rose.
  • The 13 year old girl who bantered with Annie in the jewelry store was played by (70s rocker) Peter Frampton’s daughter, Mia.

NSFW deleted scenes:

  • The engagement party was filmed at the residence known as Wayne Manor Batman (1966).

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  • On the DVD commentary, Maya Rudolph (Lillian) said that a lot of people have asked her about asshole bleaching and she’s had to explain that it’s the skin (not hair) that is actually bleached.
  • While filming the wedding scenes at the (Los Angeles County Arboretum) botanic gardens, director Paul Feig said he was “attacked by a killer peacock who locked eyes with and came after him.”
  • In an extended scene of Megan and Air Marshal Jon with the hero sandwich, Megan slaps salami slices over Jon’s nipples and then eats them off.
  • The film features a large amount of improv, with Wiig, Rudolph, McCarthy and McLendon-Covey all having done time at LA’s legendary The Groundlings theater.

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Comments

That is 10 minutes of brilliance. How could they go that long with such weird insults?!

Posted by: Marcela at October 4, 2011 3:12 PM

holy crap!
give Mia and Kristen their own movie!

Posted by: shawnp at October 4, 2011 3:23 PM

Also, after watching the bloopers, I now kind of want Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm to date.

Posted by: Marcela at October 4, 2011 3:31 PM

Jon Hamm is obviously such a dirty bastard that I want him MORE. I bought this the day it came out and I've rewatched my favorite scenes at least once every other day.

Posted by: Julie at October 4, 2011 3:57 PM

Holy God. I just had a momentary vision of Jon Hamm as my teacher and I almost passed out.

Posted by: Figgy at October 4, 2011 4:47 PM

Also, I didn't think I could love Melissa McCarthy more, but knowing her inspiration? Good lord, that's genius. The way she says "I'm glad he's single, because I'm gonna climb that like a tree later" just KILLS me. God she rocked that movie.

Posted by: Figgy at October 4, 2011 6:14 PM

Asshole bleaching? WTF?

Posted by: John W at October 4, 2011 6:32 PM

Re: asshole bleaching, how do you think I feel? I was forced to know about that way back when Jack Nicholson was dating Lara Flynn Boyle, aka when I still had a shred of innocence left.

NO MORE.

Posted by: Melodie at October 4, 2011 6:41 PM

Asshole bleaching? WTF? Why would you need to bleach the one part of your body where the sun don't shine when you're nekkid? It doesn't need bleaching. If it's brown, WASH IT. That should lighten it up considerably. (And by brown, I'm talking shit, not skin color.)

Posted by: BWeaves at October 4, 2011 10:06 PM


i thought this film was ok when i saw it but it has become the
most overrated movie of all time . the intellectual level of the above
comments says it all.

Posted by: snake at October 4, 2011 11:33 PM

Have you ever watched porn? Those assholes don“t get that spick and span all by themselves.

Posted by: Qualtinger at October 5, 2011 8:26 AM

I don't understand how people can say this movie wasn't great and then sit through some Stiller, Sandler, Ferrell, Wilson crapfest. ( Owen not Luke)

Posted by: kirbyjay at October 5, 2011 9:39 AM

You're "picky" about comedy, and found this movie funny?? Dude, I was stoned, and giggled maybe twice. And neither of the giggles were at Kristen Wiig. Who ever that fat chick is stole the show.

Posted by: Bob at October 5, 2011 10:15 AM

I laughed more while reading these factoids than I did during the entire two hours of the movie.

Posted by: Rob at October 5, 2011 1:57 PM

Why must you perpetuate the foreign food/water = food poisoning myth?

(because that's the part that was written by a man)

Posted by: Sara Tonin at October 5, 2011 4:17 PM

Oh cool, I'm not the only one who was a victim of the expectations set by the hype for this film? I liked a lot of stuff about the film, but didn't really laugh much at all.

There is one scene, however, where Wiig is trying to get the attention of the Irish cop. It happens an HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES into the film, but it's hysterical.

Also, McCarthy stole the show because no one else came close. Sadly, she only had three or so scenes to own herself, and the rest were five second tags to unfunny, drawn out five minute scenes.

All said, I wasn't a big fan. However, I didn't hate it, appreciated a lot about it, and truly hope they make a LOT more films like it.

Posted by: Steve at October 5, 2011 11:55 PM

It was an ok movie with flashes of brilliance. Hamm and McCarthy absolutely own their scenes. And the "car scene" Steve mentions is maybe the best single scene Wiig has in the film.

That said, the bridal shower tantrum is painfully cliche, and the whole diarrhea/vomit scene was just unnecessary.

Posted by: Markus at October 6, 2011 10:57 AM

Hands down, my favorite movie of the year for all the reasons you cited. However, I don't think it was necessarily "foreign food" that did them in. It was more to do with, as Helen says to Annie, "That grey meat you ate."

I think the movie is very funny and holds up to repeat viewing. What does it for me is that Kristin Wiig is absolutely outstanding in the movie. And Melissa McCarthy takes a role that could have been stereotypical and makes it three dimensional. A lot of what she says is funny, and she is a goofball, but she does her own thing. And her confrontation with Annie at the end is a really honest and raw scene. And at no point is she the butt of a fat joke. Probably because women wrote the script.

I doubt it will get it, but personally I'd give Bridesmaids nominations for Best Picture, Best Actress (Wiig), and Best Supporting Actress (McCarthy).

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 11, 2011 3:53 PM

Great post. I am facing a couple of these problems.

Posted by: Bed Bath and Beyond at October 27, 2011 8:01 PM