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By Dustin Rowles | Lists | November 18, 2008 |

I like to make lists. And I also like to idly speculate on topics of which I have little or no knowledge. See, my man-crushes are pretty well known on this site: Ryan Reynolds, Robert Downey, Jr., and Vince Vaughn. But, I’m a straight guy. Straight guys, who don’t actually have sex with other men, tend to have man crushes that are more about idolization than they are about sexual attraction (granted, I just happen to “idolize” Ryan Reynolds’ abs).

But there are also certain actors I see, and I think — with absolutely no actual data to back this up, anecdotal or otherwise — that guy looks like a dude that gay men would like to love on. And by “love on,” I mean: Sodomize in a way that’s not looked upon favorably by our Lord and Savior.

So, without further ado, here’s a list of the top five men I — a heterosexual — believe that all gay men think are hot. I invite our gay male readers to weigh in to agree or disagree:

5. Ryan Gosling.


4. Paul Rudd.


3. Daniel Radcliffe.


2. Chris O’Donnell.


1. James Franco.


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Lists | November 18, 2008 | Comments ()

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