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all copies of that pic of daniel radcliffe should be destroyed. he looks so gay there. lol
i love harry potter
but i lust for the weasley twins

Godtopus doesn't look favorably upon sodomy? Huh, who knew?

Jake Gyllenhaal?

I think my best friend Jay would call shenanigans, Dustin. Also? That picture of Radcliffe scares the shit out of me.

Godtopus looks favorably on sodomy as long as it's one of his tentacles doing the sodomizing. Like in anime. Cuz you know you can't have anime without some orange-haired school girl or a blue-haired nurse getting ass-fucked by a giant squid tentacle at least once within the movie.

Poor Radcliffe. He has Elijah Wood disease, where he's always gonna look like a 5 year old with a false beard on, no matter how naked he gets on stage.

it's funny because it's true.

Off the top of my head, Jay's top five list would be as follows:

1. Lee Pace
2. Johnny Knoxville (I know)
3. Anthony Kiedis
4. Joseph Fiennes
5. Jon Stewart

Keep in mind that we've discussed approximately 5 hundred bajillion men over the past ten years, since we're both overly horny bitches.

Way to be in touch there Rowles, why not put Stephen Dorff there while you are at it?

That made me cackle, Slim.

I can't stop looking at that Radcliffe picture. Take the vest off, TAKE IT OFF!! And then put on a t-shirt, I feel like I'm staring at child porn. And that's for home only.

That Paul Rudd pic is grossing me out as much as the Radcliffe one--but then, I was never one for male upper-inner thigh.

Wow...Dustin, you must be straight to come up that list. With the exception of Paul Rudd and James Franco, as a gay man, I have no attraction to the rest of them whatsoever. But I will meet you half-way: some "fey" friends of mine came up from DC to see Radcliffe in that Broadway play he's in purely, of course, to see Harry Potter naked. Got news for ya folks: thems be some low-hangers attached to a half-eaten tootsie roll. Needless to say, my friends were disappointed.

Sorry Julie. I had to endure the description over a 5-hour happy hour in mid-town. This might be why I blacked out most of the evening....

Scott - nice use of "fey." That word doesn't get as much use as it should.

Actually, try about 4 vodka martinis, 2 of which were garlic, several "mystery" shots and a glass of single malt scotch. did i mention i watched a bitch fight between two of the idiots that joined us? that more than made up for the tootsie roll discussion. whee! just be happy you haven't seen the Radcliffe cell phone footage some desperate queen took from the front row!

Slim's gonna list all the men you'll ever need:

Pink
Phillip Michael Thomas
Keifer Sutherland
Method Man
John Foresythe

there.

I'm going to throw Robert Buckley (of "Lipstick Jungle") into this. He's got that "lovable doofus" look mixed with the abs that Dustin whacks off about daily. In my mind, he's that guy you enjoy and then set free. There's nothing there but mindnumbingly good sex (or a whack off fantasy in some cases).

I have a couple friends that like to joke about how much they enjoy "hairless non-threatening boys." They watch Supernatural purely for J-Pizzo. That's the kind of guy I picture a gay man going for. The Abercrombie-model type.

Radcliffe picture = creepyWTF

But Ryan Gosling? Is beautiful. Especially all scruffy in that main article picture.

I can hardly imagine any time when I actually tried to think of which guys gays were into. A more interesting list or at least more revelant and wider ranging woud be...

"Women that women think are beautiful that guys could not care less about"

I heard that gay men read maps like women, and since I know that I always get turned on by those compass points on maps (imagine the possibilities in an orgy!), I would have to put an anthropomorphized compass at #1.

(I know compass is the wrong word, but whatever, it's not like a gay guy would know the correct term either.)

fair enough...in place of parker and moore, let's say Eva Green and Alyssa Milano. if i'm right, that's 6 for 6 bitches!

Scott, this is totally off-topic, but could you please explain a garlic vodka martini to me? Because I can't stand real martinis, but a garlic one sounds intriguing. Because garlic makes everything better.

As far as this supposedly heterosexual male goes, Parker was the only one you got right. And Milano.

Chloe Sevigny? I don't think any straight men find her attractive.

Lizzieborden, sure i can! basically the bar i was at makes their own flavored vodka. therefore, there are huge jars of vodka (say several gallon sizes) all around the walls, one of which has fresh mashed garlic "fermenting" in it. chill it, serve it with a lime wedge and you're good to go. i can only have 2 though as they are incredibly strong. the ginger ones are better.

Dustin, i knew you were a Milano fan! honestly, i was never sure about sevigny either, but from what my brother's friends tell me, they think she'd be a wild lay and therefore, find her attractive. personally, i'd take moore, parker and banks....that is, if i were straight.

Man, what a high-concept premise for a list.

Also, that pic of Daniel Radcliffe is one of the gayest things I've ever seen. Almost gayer than Chris Meloni's 'Out' spread:

http://www.christopher-meloni.com/photosout.html

The one with the grapes? It's been five years and I still giggle at it. I get that it's 'Out' magazine, but...come on.

I'm sorry, I just like the opportunity to post this.

"Women that women think are beautiful that guys could not care less about"

Oh boy, let's wait a little while until the next "s/he's not conventionally handsome but..." lists. Got a little out of hand.

Chloe Sevigny? I don't think any straight men find her attractive.

In "Kids" and "Trees Lounge" definitely. She wears short hair wonderfully and I do like her face, it's just that her hair and clothes often aren't wonderful, and there's this weird cool status she apparently has, or at least Vice thinks so, with her looking like crap most of the time, so I don't get it. I'm kinda nostalgic, like when Amber Valletta grew her hair out and I was like "great, now you're just skinny with straight blonde hair. Way to go". I liked the pixie waif! It worked on her.

Right, anyway, I thought she was really, really cute in "Zodiac" though. Glasses and sweaters, I guess. I still don't know how the hell her name's pronounced.

I prefer my martinis with gin and about 13 olives.

That is, you prefer martinis.

And what if I'm fey and straight and am bored by Heidi Klum? I don't fit in your neat little box, DO I, bucko??

Hee. I think Sevigny is pretty in Zodiac too, as well as in Shattered Glass. But that's probably because I want to make out with that movie in general.

Not the Hayden though. No no no. Azaria? Yes.

woah jay! nobody wants to fit you in a little box. these are discussions, no? besides, who would you pick? anyway, martika, i want to see australia too. i'm hoping some PR friends will get me to the NYC premiere but i very much doubt it will happen. i suppose in beckham's case, duct tape across the mouth (and limbs) would be appropriate. i just have this feeling he's a squealer and for some reason, that's not a turn-on for me. jackman, on the other hand, can make as much noise, and movement, as he wants!

And on that note Julie, i must flee. work is over and i've got some drinks and a man to attend to myself. happy tuesday y'all! seacrest out!

I've honestly only found Hugh Jackman attractive as Wolverine. There's something about those sideburns, man. And the muscles, etc. But when he's not Wolverine? Nothing. Nothing at all.

I call it the Viggo Mortensen effect. I only ever find him attractive when he's covered in dirt and blood and looking all growly in Lord of the Rings.

My friend David's biggest celebrity crush is actually Hayden Christiensen. He likes the girly boys.

I call it the Viggo Mortensen effect. I only ever find him attractive when he's covered in dirt and blood and looking all growly in Lord of the Rings.

What do you call it when I find Viggo irresistible no matter what - and most especially naked?

As for the gay man's straight men's women list, isn't ScarJo on all the lists?

Oh I'm just making fun of how unmanly I am, Scott. Besides, I'm basically that girl in the book "Charlene Loves To Make Noise", lest anyone take my bark seriously.

(please)

This was my "Freebies" list from July if you want to know (now that he's left it seems), with a secondary diversion that got added:

Oh, well, "Who in the Whoniverse"? Sarah Lancashire. Googly Moogly. (granted, she'd normally be "Who on Coronation Street" but she counts NOW!)

Sarah Jane, Ace, Tegan, Romana II, Barbara

(well it's too easy to just say Tina Fey, Zooey Deschanel (and is Katy Perry an upsized version or is it just me? But Zooey's personality counts a lot too), Kate Winslet, Dana Delany and Fran Drescher)

OMG...somehow the reason why I would bone Seth Rogen got deleted, as if anyone NEEDS a reason.

But the reasoning is this: he's big and cuddly and looks like he'd be fun to have sex with AND eat pie with. That's my kind of man.

LOL I don't think any of these guys are attractive.

when you say gay male u actually mean gay amoebas, right? cause who else would find chris o'donnell attractive? even if I though they didnt have sexual orientation, just like chris o'donnel. I still remember fondly when he died under a train to pick a girl's hat, those were good times.
seriously dustin, nobody finds chris o'donnell attractive, not even his wife. maybe nuns.

This list is pretty on the money in my regard.

Gosling is hot, or was at least when he first came on the scene.

Paul Rudd's fineness is unparalleled...

Radcliffe can be hot, that picture is fea though

And Chris O'Donnell was most certainly a 90's cutie.

James Franco is cute too, especially in Pineapple Express, he was so fey and bonable.

The one glaring omission is: CHRIS MELONI!!1!

The one glaring omission is: CHRIS MELONI!!1!

But do you want him made up as Sven?

I would.

your list of men was missing Mariska Hargitay!!!

Pardon?

She'll always be the Darwyn Cooke Catwoman that will never be filmed to me.

I've never gotten the Gosling thing but...I guess I don't need to. Like I always say, it's beyond me what a girl can see.

But the reasoning is this: he's big and cuddly and looks like he'd be fun to have sex with AND eat pie with.

I thought gay guys weren't into eating pie.

Ah Sabrina, it's not that we won't eat pie. Indeed, we'll eat almost any kind (maybe not Hair). It's the Hot Pocket we're not a fan of.

But really, as far as Seth Rogen goes, I'd be more than happy to eat hot dogs with him, smoked sausages, popsicles, bananas...almost any phallic food, really!

Hulk, I'm assuming phallicly erupting champagne bottles are in as well?

(Two Gunther references in one night, SCORE!)

yes
no
GOD NO!
eh, sure
sometimes (like when he played james dean)

i think the facination with mr. harry potter is that he went from this little tweeny kid to a fairly muscular, bearded, psudo-man who does naked stage performances. kinda like the brittany spears effect.

well you got ryan gosling and james franco right hah

For me, Daniel Radcliffe is kind of a I Can't Believe It's Not Butterface. Like... depending on angles and lighting and whatever else, he either has a cute face with intense eyes or, as Tim Gunn would say {I'm feeling stereotypical today}, a whole lot of look.

OHMYGOD YES, MATTY. I pine for Jake Gyllenhaal and Anderson Cooper. PINE.
Oh Anderson. Please love me.

My suspicion is that straight, not gay, men like Paul Rudd.

So not true.

And Shane? Matthew McConaughey is just gross.

And I think everyone's leaving out those oh so androgynous/strong women that gay men are attracted to, ie Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett. Such amazing cheekbones...

Jake Gylenhall
Leam Nissam (sp?)
Russell Crowe
Alec Baldwin yum!

I cant keep it to myself myself for any longer. Ahem.. my gay friend crushes on Shia. Yes it's true. We bond over our love for Shia. Mind you, he has no taste anyway so I'm not sure what that says about me..

Jesus Louise-us, Noah, it's THE PINK HULK, not Shane, when we're on Pajiba. How would you feel if I went around revealing your secret identity to everyone in cyberspace?

Now I have to find a new disguise.

I guess these Sally Jesse glasses and hot pink Spanx will go to waste...

Ehhh, of those five, just Paul Rudd. But then I'm bi, so maybe I don't really count here.

That Radcliffe photo is a billion different types of horrid.

Some one REALLY needs to explain the Ryan Gosling love to me
I've tried and tried to watch him, to appreciate him as an actor, but one, he's not fit, IMO, and two...i just have this burning hatred for him that i'm fairly certain sours me against trying to enjoy his acting...I first saw him with the constantly fugly potatofaced Michael Pitt in some weird serial killer movie with Sandra Bullock and Ben Chaplin. It was shit, they both where fucking shit it in it.

Some please give me a a clue as to why he's so beloved?
I understand it's widely accepted the kid can act his nards off but i dont see it, and cant bring myself to watch him
MOSTLY because he used to play young hercules and was so god damned awful.
In fact..thats it! That's why i hate him! that show was cockstain bad and he was horrible in it but every episode despite being roughyl 30 minutes long seemed to last SO much longer and would drive me mad!
Also, does anyone think Daniel Radcliffe is Elijah Wood's equally as not fit but in fact creepy and yes, quite gay looking brother??
The only one on that list i'd personally, as a female, have anything to do with is James Franco.
Paul Rudd i'd be drinkin buddies with, but Franco? Franco i would DO THINGS to.
Dirty things

Unrelatedly, Lizzieborden, if you see this, we should totally get together sometime for lunch or a shitty movie or something seeing as how we live like down the street from each other.

Saint Saturn Sunshine, if you see this, I'm totally down for that! Are you on Facebook? Or do you need my email?

And Scott, that sounds awesome. And the ginger sounds even better. I'm not much of a gin girl, though. I like girly drinks, mostly. And teh beer!

I don't remember where I read this... but, recently the top two crushes for gay men in England were:

1. Jude Law
2. Robert Downey Jr.

Downey crosses all barriers. He is just that awesome.

As a fruit fly, I have to say that I disagree with most of this list.

From my gay friends, I'd have to say that Daniel Craig is definitely one, as well as Brandon Routh and Gael Garcia Bernal (I have a friend who really loves the Latinos)

Jay, have i mentioned lately that i totally heart you? Dylan Moran!

(I have a friend who loves her a dirty gin martini. the only problem is that gin makes her well and truly mean. and then she wakes up the next day and doesn't remember the mean things she did. so i won't let her drink it anymore.)

I almost wrote "Where's Bernal?" He is gorgeous to all.

As to C. Sevigny, I have never found her to be a traditional knockout type, but she is so, so talented and has gotten to where she is without really trading on her appearance, so I really can't bear any criticism of her.

No Johnny Depp? Or is it because all gay men (straight men, all women regardless of orientation) DO want him?

Whatever; Tom Selleck is on everyone's list. Every chick on Friends though he was hot and it's just getting better. The show wasn't called Magnum; Selleck was called Magnum.

Lizzieborden I am TOTALLY on Facebook. Email me your name at SassafrassGreen@gmail.com.
Unless I'm stupid and your name is Lizzie Borden.

I'm not a gay man, but I would say you need to swap O'Donnell out for Ryan Reynolds. Gay men like hot abs too!

I'm with zzz I'm Caucasian and the list is definitely missing brown boys. What about Usher mmm

Paul Rudd is a "twink"???

I mean, I love him, but he's a bit, well... middle-aged and hairy for twinkitude, isn't he?

My additions:
Robert Downey Junior (gay guys like him too!)
Gael Garcia Bernal/Diego Luna (must come as a pair)
James Franco
Chris Meloni OH HELL YES

Erm... Chris is cute... James is gorgeous. The other blokes I don't really care for. And Robert Downey Jr. is... like insanely hot.

ryan gosling... end of story... not only is he incredibly attractive... but he is a spectacular actor, and i love film. watch "half nelson", 'stay', "lars and the real girl", 'notebook'. something about him... cigarette-smoking-hot-loner-brooding-type. call me odd... i'm straight... but i think the guy is a sexy man.

If only Steven Strait would break through already, he'd make every gay man's list. Alas, he's not famous enough (yet). But it's cool cause his fans get to keep him all to ourselves.