Pajiba

Apparently Opus was right. Buckets don't kill people. Walruses kill people.

I don't care if it's two days too late. I FREAKIN' love that comment! OPUS FOREVER!

It can't be a late comment if you loved it.

I had never heard of Indigenous Peoples' Day before, but here in Hawai'i its called Discoverers' Day. I quite like that. It acknowledges the people who were (disirregardless to the results of their explorations) pretty brave. Furthermore, it honors them without singling any of them out, kinda like Presidents' Day. Cause really, on an individual level, none of the Discoverers or Presidents lived lives that couldn't be besmirched in some way.

'also known as Indigenous People's Day to anyone who has a sense of historical perspective and values anything important'. Fixed that for you.
C'mon, Dustin, dude, I don't like to preach on this site, but that's a sore spot.

Paul McCartney, anyone?

Here's a little clue for you all. The walrus was Paul.

Wow, Dustin, way to totally dismiss 500 years of genocide and struggle in a totally unnecessary comment. I expect more from you.

I know how you feel. Every year at around this time I try to give a little something back in memoriam. I know that nothing can ever really make up for all the land that was stolen, but people really do seem to appreciate the blankets and the firewater.

Ok. I'm confused. Did the walrus kill twenty men who happened to be looking for a bucket or did it kill twenty men while on its own personal quest for that elusive pail?

Exactly what I was wondering. I must know!

This should've just been Wilford Brimley and Hyneman switching off.

They even call Craig Stadler "The Walrus" and he can't get a mention here

Hulk Hogan. And Every Time I see a walrus the word Dibeetus pops into my head.

Walrusamania is running wild!!

Hard to beat the Hyneman on that one.

Andy Reid comes the closest I think

How much did Stacey Solomon pay to have that shit done to her face?

I hope she kept the receipts.

Andy Reid has no lips!

Two really important things must be mentioned in regard to this post. One--I have the same shirt as Ron Mutha-fuckin' Swanson, so y'all better show some respect.

Two-fuck fucking Philty-delphia.

Kevin Nealon looks like Luke Wilson in about 5 to 10 years

Kevin Nealon looks like Tom Cruise while filming that awful Rock of Ages movie.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs...

I thought half these people were the same person.

How dare you sully this website with a mention of number 4. Insult or not, he deserves no attention ever.