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In Honor of Walrus Day, Here's 10 Personalities Who Look Like the Tusked Mammal

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | October 8, 2012 | Comments ()


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Today is Columbus Day, also known as Indigenous People's Day to hippies, and most importantly, it is walrus day. How do you celebrate Walrus Day? You give yourself a present. As my present to myself, I'm phoning in this post.

Jamie Hyneman

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Wilford Brimley

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Stacey Solomon

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Perez Hilton

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Barry White

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Kevin Malone

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Dr. Phil

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David Crosby

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Kevin Nealon

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Andy Reid

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Nick Offerman

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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • BierceAmbrose

    Apparently Opus was right. Buckets don't kill people. Walruses kill people.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I don't care if it's two days too late. I FREAKIN' love that comment! OPUS FOREVER!

  • BierceAmbrose

    It can't be a late comment if you loved it.

  • Morgan_LaFai

    I had never heard of Indigenous Peoples' Day before, but here in Hawai'i its called Discoverers' Day. I quite like that. It acknowledges the people who were (disirregardless to the results of their explorations) pretty brave. Furthermore, it honors them without singling any of them out, kinda like Presidents' Day. Cause really, on an individual level, none of the Discoverers or Presidents lived lives that couldn't be besmirched in some way.

  • 'also known as Indigenous People's Day to anyone who has a sense of historical perspective and values anything important'. Fixed that for you.
    C'mon, Dustin, dude, I don't like to preach on this site, but that's a sore spot.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Paul McCartney, anyone?

  • Adrienne Marie

    Here's a little clue for you all. The walrus was Paul.

  • Alarmjaguar

    Wow, Dustin, way to totally dismiss 500 years of genocide and struggle in a totally unnecessary comment. I expect more from you.

  • Quatermain

    I know how you feel. Every year at around this time I try to give a little something back in memoriam. I know that nothing can ever really make up for all the land that was stolen, but people really do seem to appreciate the blankets and the firewater.

  • Four Eyes

    Ok. I'm confused. Did the walrus kill twenty men who happened to be looking for a bucket or did it kill twenty men while on its own personal quest for that elusive pail?

  • Leelee

    Exactly what I was wondering. I must know!

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    This should've just been Wilford Brimley and Hyneman switching off.

  • Este_guey

    They even call Craig Stadler "The Walrus" and he can't get a mention here

  • Viking

    Hulk Hogan. And Every Time I see a walrus the word Dibeetus pops into my head.

  • Quatermain

    Walrusamania is running wild!!

  • dizzylucy

    Hard to beat the Hyneman on that one.

  • mlurve

    Andy Reid comes the closest I think

  • e jerry powell

    How much did Stacey Solomon pay to have that shit done to her face?

    I hope she kept the receipts.

    Andy Reid has no lips!

  • Puddin

    Two really important things must be mentioned in regard to this post. One--I have the same shirt as Ron Mutha-fuckin' Swanson, so y'all better show some respect.

    Two-fuck fucking Philty-delphia.

  • Javier

    Kevin Nealon looks like Luke Wilson in about 5 to 10 years

  • Maguita NYC

    Kevin Nealon looks like Tom Cruise while filming that awful Rock of Ages movie.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs...

  • BWeaves

    I thought half these people were the same person.

  • lowercase_ryan

    How dare you sully this website with a mention of number 4. Insult or not, he deserves no attention ever.

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