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In Honor of International Men's Day, A Scientific Ranking of 'People's Sexiest Men Alive' Throughout History

By Jodi Smith | Seriously Random Lists | November 19, 2014 |


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Scientifically speaking, People’s Sexiest Man Alive alumni give us a good long-term study of the ever-changing criteria for attractiveness on a year by year basis. It also, in science terms, gives us a lot of man candy to sift through in order to rank the attractiveness of the 25 men who have held this prestigious title.

I will be comparing the hotness of these men based on the age and appearance in the year of their win. For those who have multiple wins, I will be taking the average of their appearance in the years that they won. Trust me, I can do that. I’ve also factored in my bias toward a certain male type and the opinion of my lady parts.

Just in time for International Men’s Day, let’s celebrate the male form. WITH SCIENCE!*

25. Nick Nolte - 1992 - Age 51

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24. Harry Hamlin - 1987 - Age 35

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23. Sean Connery - 1989 - Age 59

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22. Tom Cruise - 1990 - Age 28

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21. Patrick Swayze - 1991 - Age 38

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20. Richard Gere - 1993 & 1999 - Ages 44 & 50

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19. Harrison Ford - 1998 - Age 56

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18. Pierce Brosnan - 2001 - Age 48

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17. Johnny Depp - 2003 & 2009 - Ages 40 & 46

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16. Jude Law - 2004 - Age 31

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15. Mel Gibson - 1985 - Age 29

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14. Channing Tatum - 2012 - Age 32

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13. Matt Damon - 2007 - Age 37

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12. Mark Harmon - 1986 - Age 34

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11. John F. Kennedy Jr. - 1998 - Age 27

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10. Hugh Jackman - 2008 - Age 40

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9. Adam Levine - 2013 - Age 34

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8. Bradley Cooper - 2011 - Age 36

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7. Ben Affleck - 2002 - Age 30

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6. Denzel Washington - 1996 - Age 41

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5. Matthew McConaughey - 2005 - Age 36

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4. George Clooney - 1997 & 2006 - Ages 36 & 45

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3. Ryan Reynolds - 2010 - Age 34

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2. Chris Hemsworth - 2014 - Age 31

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1. Brad Pitt - 1995 & 2000 - Ages 31 & 36

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* Denotes that no science was actually used


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