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I Don't Know What Color Your Eyes Are, Baby: Hollywood's Most Gorgeous Gams, You Guess 'em Edition

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (35)

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Here’s some Sunday pretty and a guessing game to break up the time between breakfast and football. For clarification, these are all actresses, not models posing as actresses. If you guess them correctly, you’ll win absolutely nothing but a sense of smug, self-satisfaction—maybe you can hitch a ride on the Murdertank next time we take her out for a spin.

Answers at the bottom.


5:

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4.

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3.

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2.

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1.

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Sadly, none of these legs belong to Cindy Davis.

(5. Kate Winslet, 4, Jennifer Aniston, 3. Gwyneth Paltrow, 2. Salma Hayek, 1. Marion Cotillard)









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Comments

Just what the world needs, more heteronormative objectification.

Posted by: Jerry at September 11, 2011 3:31 PM

1 is Cotillard, but that's the only one I know for sure.

Posted by: Vick at September 11, 2011 3:34 PM

4 has man shoulders

Posted by: buell at September 11, 2011 3:53 PM

4. Jennifer Aniston
3. Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted by: Jodie at September 11, 2011 3:57 PM

That's not heteronormative objectification.

That's a bunch of really good-looking women's legs.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at September 11, 2011 4:01 PM

5.kate winslet

Posted by: maja at September 11, 2011 4:25 PM

Cameron Diaz has to be in there somewhere... I'm gonna guess the one with the orange dress.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 11, 2011 4:38 PM

The first picture of #4 looks like a dude from the dress line up with crappy posture. I'm going to say Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Rubble44 at September 11, 2011 4:48 PM

Come on now. I'm pretty postive at least three of those legs belong to Cindy Davis.

Posted by: Georgie at September 11, 2011 4:58 PM

5. Kate Winslet
4. Jennifer Aniston
3. Gwyneth Paltrow
2. Salma Hayek
1. Marion Cotillard

Posted by: Scully at September 11, 2011 5:03 PM

it is truly unfortunate that in a world 90%+ heterosexual, that sometimes you encounter heteronormative material.


Posted by: idleprimate at September 11, 2011 5:37 PM

Objectification yes. But heteronormative? How so? Have you heard that the ladies can be gay or bisexual?

I'm a woman and these ladies' legs turn me on. I can't wait for the manly edition. Wait, there's going to be a manly edition right? Right? Pajiba overlords?

Posted by: Arrogant Ambassador at September 11, 2011 5:57 PM

5 is Kate Winslet. I remember the uproar over the apparent 'shopping.

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at September 11, 2011 6:25 PM

Those are the gorgeous legs of my future ex wives.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at September 11, 2011 6:49 PM

Well since we are talking about women and their attributes. There was a scene in "The Thomas Crown Affair" in which Rene Russo is sitting in the bathtub and her nipples are just above the water level. Lord-auh-mighty! Nipples like that only come around once or twice a lifetime. The nipples on that broad were so long she could have used them to joust with.

Posted by: Pookie at September 11, 2011 7:16 PM

I love beautiful legs, and these actresses, but I find the cropped photos of only the legs oddly unsexy. I need to see the legs and their owner to fully appreciate.

Posted by: maxwell edison at September 11, 2011 7:47 PM

If they have a mens' edition, there needs to be some circa Magnum P.I. Tom Selleck included.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 11, 2011 7:56 PM

I have a left shoulder-blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My right elbow has a fascination that few can resist.

(WS Gilbert)

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 11, 2011 8:02 PM

Wow I suck at this. No clue who any of these legs belong too. They remind me of broken Barbie dolls.

Posted by: logan at September 11, 2011 8:31 PM

Someone play "Doll Parts"...

Posted by: logan at September 11, 2011 8:35 PM

Forget the legs, someone tell me where I can buy a pair of those purple pants immediately!!

Posted by: JQ at September 11, 2011 11:17 PM

It's heteronormative because they're not just womens' legs; they're femmed up, heteronormatively shaved and attired (and in some cases 'shopped) womens' legs. I'm queer and these don't represent the kind of sexualized images of women that I'm attracted to, because the kinds of women I'm attracted to aren't at usually at movie premieres or photo shoots.

I like the guessing game aspect of this post, but I agree with Jerry.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at September 12, 2011 12:32 AM

Yeah, #5 was Kate Winslet. She openly said that they shopped the heck out of the front image, but you can see the real her in the mirror.

So how about John Cameron Mitchell, Tim Curry, Eddie Izzard or Chiwetel Ejiofor? They all some have lovely legs. Damn JCM made me want pins like those.

Posted by: Goldie at September 12, 2011 12:59 AM

After the men's edition there needs to be a classic edition with Sigourney Weaver, Angie Dickenson, Diana Rigg and the like.

Posted by: Adam C at September 12, 2011 2:45 AM

If there's going to be a men's edition, it should focus on the arms.

Mmmmm... Manly arms!

Posted by: Calamity at September 12, 2011 6:02 AM

As a self-proclaimed and proud leg man, I scoff at any such list that doesn't feature the gorgeous gams of Kristen Bell and Joelle Carter.

Posted by: Jeff in Middletucky at September 12, 2011 7:30 AM

@ Angeleno Ewok....

BORING!

Posted by: JQ at September 12, 2011 8:54 AM

Where's Mila?

Posted by: kirbyjay at September 12, 2011 10:14 AM

Nice calves, sure; thighs, absolutely; a well-turned ankle, for certain; but nobody has nice knees.

Pookie,

You should see the pencils on Naomi Watts in "21 Grams."

Posted by: , at September 12, 2011 10:15 AM

No Betty Grable? I call shenanigans!

I still remember The Carol Burnett Show skit, where they lined up their backup dancers in fishnets and black stilletos with a curtain across the tops of the bodies, so all you could see were their legs. Carol had the audience vote for the best legs via an applause-o-meter. When they raised the curtain, it turned out that it was not the female backup dancers, but all the male actors and dancers. Harvey Korman came in second!

Posted by: BWeaves at September 12, 2011 11:07 AM

Yeah, I'll be doing legs today at the gym. Not to mention going for a long run.

Posted by: daria at September 12, 2011 11:13 AM

They all look good, but damn, Jennifer Aniston. And Cameron Diaz needs to be included. She has fabulous legs.

Posted by: Slash at September 12, 2011 12:48 PM

Nice calves, sure; thighs, absolutely; a well-turned ankle, for certain; but nobody has nice knees.

Pookie,

You should see the pencils on Naomi Watts in "21 Grams."

Posted by: , at September 12, 2011 10:15 AM


I forgot about Watts, though she is among the greats. But I still say that Russo’s work was done by the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

Posted by: Pookie at September 12, 2011 2:03 PM

I do love those thick-bordering-on-chunky Salma Hayek legs. Mmmm. Then the Jen Aniston I-work-out-because-I-have-no-man skullcrusher legs.

But yeah, this needs the Cameron Diaz eight-mile-high-and you-wanna-climb-them legs.

Posted by: Meander at September 12, 2011 2:06 PM

these are all actresses, not models posing as actresses. oooooook, if you say so. They ALL are actresses WINK

Posted by: James at September 18, 2011 6:13 PM