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How Will We F*cking Miss Them If We've Already Forgotten About Them? 20 Actors We Don't See Nearly Enough Of

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (62)



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Hollywood is a fickle, fickle fairy land that, as Joanna demonstrated this morning, likes to latch on to a certain actor or actress and suck out their blood and guts until there is nothing left but a bag of bones. But bags of bones have feelings, too! Just because an actor is overexposed for a few years doesn’t mean he’s not talented anymore. That’s what rediscovery is all about. But I get it: Hollywood works on the flavor-of-the-month system, and a few of the actors below were once tasty flavors that Hollywood licked until it get to the center of the tootsie roll pop and then bit their heads off.

But many of the actors and actresses below haven’t even risen to the level of flavor of the month. They’re just awesome/likable/adorable/winsome actors and actresses with whom most of us share a fondness. And yet, they are sorely underused even in the sitcoms or supporting roles with which they aspire. It’s not that I want to see any of them overexposed, but it would be nice to see them more frequently or in roles that for which we don’t have to search the seedy underbelly of Netflix to find.

What I’m saying is this: Wouldn’t it be nice if the studios and the television networks didn’t pull from the pool of the same 20-30 actors? Expand your horizons! Look around for those actors and actresses of yesterday and see if they fit into your movies and television shows.

In other words, bring back Dr. Cox, motherfuckers.

Below are 20 Actors that simply do not get much work anymore. In some cases, it might be by choice. In others, it’s inexcusable. We need more of them in our lives. Below each actor is the meager list of projects they currently have in the works.


John C. McGinley

The Discoverers (2012)
I, Alex Cross (2012)

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Paula Malcomson:

The Hunger Games (2012) (as Mrs. Everdeen)

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Robin Weigert

The Surrogate (2012)

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Eric Bana

Blackbird (2012)
By Virtue Fall (2013)

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Joshua Malina

Supporting roles in The Knights of Badassdom (2011) and The First Time (2012)

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Portia de Rossi

Nothing confirmed in the works but for the possible Arrested Development movie

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Andrea Anders

Nothing in development.

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Ellen Page

The Bop Decameron (Woody Allen movie)

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Rachel Griffiths

Burning Man (2011)

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Bret Harrison

“Breaking In” (cancelled by Fox, but may return as a mid-season replacement)

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Donald Faison

Stag (2011)

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Craig Bierko

The Three Stooges (2012)

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Katie Aselton

“The League”
Black Rock (2013)

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Dave Chappelle

Nothing.

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Regina King

“Southland” (when it returns in 2012)

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Matthew Perry

Nothing.

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Bradley Whitford

Have a Little Faith (2011) (TV Movie)
Cabin in the Woods (2012)


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Freema Agyeman

“Law and Order: UK”

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Sophia Myles

Nothing.

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Keri Russell

Goats (2011)
Austenland (2012)

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Comments

Joshua Malina's curse is that he looks too much like "Ruxin" from the league, Nick Kroll.

IT'S SO MADDENING. Nick Kroll was in that Cavemen TV series. Malina was in "Sports Night" and "West Wing." Why do they keep casting the wrong one? -- DR

Posted by: aroorda at September 27, 2011 3:13 PM

So judging by your list we either need to create an Aaron Sorkin created sitcom or a Doctor Who episode to raise awareness for these actors.

Why not combine the two and just save ourselves the work/double the pants pleasing? (Before you ask, this IS a question I ask all of my dates. People aren't psychic and three ways don't happen by themselves outside of 1990's Skinamax flicks.)

Posted by: DoctorControversy at September 27, 2011 3:17 PM

Holy crap, he DOES look like Ruxin. LOVE Josh Malina. And pretty much everyone on this list, although I'm not sure who Yvonne Strahovski's Twenty Pounds Heavier doppleganger is.

Posted by: Julie at September 27, 2011 3:17 PM

I thought Chappelle had a show in the works for Netflix or something.

Posted by: Seany D at September 27, 2011 3:18 PM

Julie, she was The Girl in the Fireplace!

Posted by: Internet Magpie at September 27, 2011 3:22 PM

How the F'K can no one want Turk? How? It's actually a demand. Have they not seen him dance? Have they not quoted him ad nauseum to their unwilling friends?

Posted by: Laurie at September 27, 2011 3:25 PM

I definitely need more Eric Bana, Sophia Myles, Donald Faison and John C. McGinley in my life.

I dislike Craig Bierko intensely solely based on seeing him on a talk show where he described having a couple of pets over the years that he never felt attached to and kept trying to give away. I don't like people who can't relate to animals.

Posted by: MM at September 27, 2011 3:28 PM

I suppose if I were Sophia Myles and I had broken up with David Tennant I would spend the rest of my days lying on the couch in my jammies feeling sorry for myself and eating jammie dodgers by the packetful. Not much time for auditioning in that scenario.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 27, 2011 3:30 PM

Eric Bana will always and forever be in my Five Freebies. And it will always break my heart that his career's never really taken off, because goddamn, I need to see him more often. And shirtless. Constantly.

Josh Malina is fantastic to follow on Twitter. He's constantly hilarious and a smartass, a winning combination.

Posted by: Figgy at September 27, 2011 3:32 PM

Perhaps that photo of Craig Bierko trying to call his agent explains why he hasn't been getting much work lately.

I have no idea who Paula Malcomson and Robin Weigert are.

Poor Andrea Anders. Will she ever find work on a successful tv show? By successful, I mean lasts more than 2 seasons.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 27, 2011 3:33 PM

More Eric Bana? Really?! Isn't 1-2 films a year enough? I mean, the guy is all right, but he's really only a slightly better looking and more charming version of the Charming Potato, isn't he? This is enough to qualify for this list?

Posted by: jimbob at September 27, 2011 3:36 PM

Just watched "Super" last night.

For those of you who don't like Ellen Page and want to see her face get mangled, go watch Super.

For those of you who do like Ellen Page and want to see her prance around in a skin-tight super-heroin costume, go watch Super.

Go watch Super, being the general theme of this comment.

Posted by: superasente at September 27, 2011 3:37 PM

SHUT YOUR FACE THE MAN IS A GOD.

(/irrational)

Posted by: Figgy at September 27, 2011 3:38 PM

And I know Keri Russell is a Pajiba favorite, and she's admittedly beautiful, but she's a pretty lousy actress, and I think it's time we all admitted that.

Posted by: jimbob at September 27, 2011 3:39 PM

Craig Bierko (who is, admittedly, not one of my favorites) is busy with projects on Broadway, most recently Sondheim's Company. Sophia Myles is busy with UK TV and stage appearances, and has signed on for a British short film called A Sunny Morning. Regina King is a series regular in a TNT series called Southland. Rachel Griffiths has been acting in Australian TV projects. In this lousy economy, I guess it's good to be able to move back and forth between screen and stage, and to build a career in many countries instead of just Hollywood, USA.

Posted by: PDamian at September 27, 2011 3:43 PM

I knew Ellen Page was going to have a short shelf-life.

Posted by: Todd at September 27, 2011 3:47 PM

I think Keri Russell is a great actress. I've recently started to rewatch Felicity since it got added to Netflix Instant, and I'm remembering how simultaneously crazy, naive and winsome she was in that first season. Love her.

Posted by: Mel C. at September 27, 2011 3:49 PM

Seeing Paula Malcomson and Robin Wiegert reminds me that I have not seen nearly enough Ian McShane lately. Disney sequels DO NOT COUNT.

Posted by: Siege at September 27, 2011 3:59 PM

I remember Keri Russel as the curly haired tramp who was boning Carla Gugino's boyfriend in that Bon Jovi video.
Hey there's another one Carla Gugoni!
I miss Dr. Cox beyond words. House basically stole his attitude and added a cane to it.
And Turk? I have loved Donald Faison since Clueless "hey woman loan me 5 dollas'"

Posted by: daria at September 27, 2011 4:00 PM

Portia de Rossi
Nothing confirmed in the works but for the possible Arrested Development movie.

In other words, nothing.

Posted by: Pete at September 27, 2011 4:00 PM

I love that movie (and everyone in it) from beginning to end, but Murray was absolutely my favorite character in Clueless. "'Cause I'm keepin' it real. 'Cause I'm keepin' it real."

I first started watching Scrubs because Murray was on it, but now he's Turk Turkleton forever and always.

Posted by: elizabeth at September 27, 2011 4:13 PM

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 27, 2011 4:22 PM

Pick any five actors from Rome, Deadwood, or the Wire from out of a hat, and you'd have a pretty good list.

Posted by: summerteeth at September 27, 2011 4:24 PM

While watching old "Whose Line" episodes last night, I found myself wondering why Wayne Brady isn't in things.

Posted by: Me at September 27, 2011 4:48 PM

I can spend the rest of my life without ever having to see Keri Russell again, thank you very much. Definitely need more Ellen Page, though, and it surprises me that John C. McGinley and Eric Bana have so little lined up.

And goddammit, Chapelle, we need you back!

Posted by: Danny from Puerto Rico at September 27, 2011 4:50 PM

Oh lordy, yes to most of the list. We all need more of the Deadwoods. Speaking of which, where's John Hawkes these days? He always flew under the radar on the show, but I thought he was great. Brad Dourif too.

Posted by: Bert at September 27, 2011 5:16 PM

Sophia Myles was in the last series of Spooks (or MI:5 as I think y'all call it), and she was crap so I'm not surprised she's not getting much else.

Surprised at Ellen Page - thought she'd do well out of the Inception hype like all the boys have.

Posted by: pem at September 27, 2011 5:16 PM

Ian McShane and Alan Tudyk should always automatically be placed on this list simply because we always want and need more of them.

As for the Page hate I saw in the comments: Aw. She's been doing really well when she actually, you know, works. She just needs more roles outside of the indie scene.

Posted by: ChristianH at September 27, 2011 5:26 PM

Ellen Page, Rachael Griffiths and Kerri Russell I agree with, the rest of them I really don't know from Adam, but...Matthew Perry? Really?

Posted by: GL at September 27, 2011 5:31 PM

I have kind of a girl crush on Regina King. Just thought I'd share that.

Posted by: Slash at September 27, 2011 5:44 PM

That is the most intense and piercing pic of Rachel Griffiths ever. Makes me feel like Nate in an airport broom closet.

Posted by: gatorgreen32 at September 27, 2011 5:56 PM

You had me at Bierko.

Posted by: Scootsa1000 at September 27, 2011 6:16 PM

God, Rachel Griffiths can have me any which way. That lady is scrumptious.

Posted by: Platypus at September 27, 2011 6:21 PM

Thanks but I was done with Eric Bana yeeeeeaaaaars ago.

Posted by: greer at September 27, 2011 6:58 PM

Ellen Page's trouble is that she never will look adult and girly (she 's too "tiny tomboy" for Hollywood)

Posted by: carrie at September 27, 2011 7:09 PM

God, I miss Donald Faison. :(

Posted by: ravingmadscientists at September 27, 2011 7:37 PM

Bradley Whitford! I think I honestly cried when The Good Guys was cancelled. He was brilliant as Dan!

Posted by: tawnia at September 27, 2011 8:27 PM

Robin Weigert played the EMS disaster coordinator on the season opener for Grey's Anatomy. I actually turned to my dog (because I am a sad, lonely, lonely lady) and said, "No sh*t, I haven't seen Calamity Jane in a looooooong time." Then I chastised myself for both watching GA and not dating.

Posted by: Hex at September 27, 2011 9:22 PM

Some of these people (Rachel Griffiths, Craig Bierko) keep plenty busy doing theater.

I know that's not the point of this- i'm just saying they're not necessarily just sitting and home sitting on their thumbs.

Posted by: Martin at September 27, 2011 9:24 PM

I also want to echo what's already been said: I miss "The Good Guys" and all the Bradley that came with it.

Posted by: Martin at September 27, 2011 9:26 PM

I fucking hate Regina King. Especially in Southland where she is a giant cunt. Dont even know if the character is meant to be or not. But she oozes it out of ever pore. Matthew Perry is worse.

Posted by: supafly at September 27, 2011 9:48 PM

Thirding the sentiment about "The Good Guys". And from the twitter feeds, it appears that the cast bonded surprisingly strongly. You get the sense that they all knew they were working on something special that had a short halflife, and just kind of lived it up on the set and around town.

Posted by: Pragmatist at September 27, 2011 10:01 PM

Portia de Rossi and Andrea Anders were both great fun in Better Off Ted. I f*cking know I'm not the only one who misses that show.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at September 27, 2011 10:04 PM

Ever since viewing the abortion that was the American pilot of Red Dwarf, I haven't been able to imagine Craig Bierko doing anything but sucking in an suckfest*. Maybe that's not fair but, there you go.

*see also (on Hulu, if it's still there), the horrible Unhitched.

Posted by: pumpkin at September 27, 2011 10:30 PM

Figgy!! We can be "besties" again! Sure, I don't understand your love for the FASSBENDER(!) and you don't understand my love for Community but we have a mutual adoration for Eric Bana.

Confession - I went to see Hanna because of him; I own the horrific movie Troy because of him; I went to that horrible Hulk movie in the theatres because of him.

He's just so damn pretty. My personal favourite look? Troy. But I have a thing for facial hair.

Posted by: Kelly at September 27, 2011 10:33 PM

I miss Dave. That's about it. I understand why he left and I respect him for it though.

Posted by: candy at September 27, 2011 11:47 PM

Chappelle can blow me. Wait, he can blow my donkey, I am not that desperate, and he is not that cute.

Posted by: handy_man at September 28, 2011 12:06 AM

I saw Chappelle live in concert after he left the show and the whole 'africa situation'. He wasn't funny....thats all

and why the hell is John C. McGinley not a mega star? He fucking owned scrubs! And I love Chocolate Bear, too..

Posted by: The Minn at September 28, 2011 1:24 AM

Craig Bierko! I miss him every day.

Posted by: Caspar at September 28, 2011 7:14 AM

@ Carrie
Your comment reminded me of Sally Field. She was very petite and cute it took a long time before anyone too her serious. Ellen does not have that thing though that Gidget thing Sally Field did, she is very cute but her demeanor is a little more emo.
There is the promise of her having that career though because I think she is great.

Posted by: daria at September 28, 2011 9:51 AM

These are all pretty good. I have an addition: Chiwetel Ejiofor. I thought that dude was good in everything I've seen, even terrible movies like Salt.

Posted by: Hoof Hearted at September 28, 2011 10:33 AM

Superasente: good advice on "Super". Watched it this weekend and loved it.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 28, 2011 11:18 AM

Did anyone mention, (prepares mop).... Idris Elba.

*washed away in vaginal moisture

Posted by: @BlackManUSA at September 28, 2011 12:48 PM

I wish there were IMDB links for all of the people on this list so I could see what else they have done. Sure I could look them all up, but I am LAZY.

Posted by: Nedra at September 28, 2011 12:54 PM

i was actually fixing to scroll down and chew you out if you didn't include regina king. and then you did! bravo. i love her and i think she's sorely underrated. genius comic timing, and a brilliant serious actor, too.

Posted by: poesy at September 28, 2011 1:02 PM

The beginning of this list bothered me, as I was disagreeing with one after another until the midway point when my anger slowly flowed into happiness and then into a river of complete agreement like water into water. It then exploded into a double rainbow of Pajibament.

Hubbel Palmer anyone? Too young for the list?

Posted by: Dmo at September 28, 2011 1:07 PM

Are you kidding me with Paula "Trixie" Malcomson?! She's all over TV! I count like 10 shows in the past 3 yrs. I do hope they bring her back on Sons of Anarchy is some form. Seems like a showdown brewing...

Robin Weigart has been popping up sporadically but it always takes me a while to realize she's so pretty and not Calamity Jane.

Basically I'd take the cast of The Wire, Deadwood and fold them into Sons of Anarchy and Justified.

Posted by: bananapanda at September 28, 2011 2:10 PM

More Ellen Page? arghh...god, no thanks!

Posted by: James at September 28, 2011 5:53 PM

Andrea Anders, cute as a goddamn button. "Better Off Ted" should have been on NBC, maybe it would have gotten some life.

Posted by: Goerge at September 29, 2011 1:08 AM

Eric Bana is probably too busy trying to work out what the F*ck happened at Saint Kilda to actually, you know, work.

Posted by: Contreau at September 29, 2011 8:22 AM

I agree on all counts, except Donald Faison, who is an over-acting piece of shit from one of the worst shows full of over-acting garbage ever (Scrubs, ah-no-duh). He might as well be on Psych.

Posted by: DP at September 30, 2011 2:28 AM

Sigh, I really love Bret Harrison. He's so adorbs.

Posted by: grace b at September 30, 2011 7:37 PM