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How Many of These Overly Photoshopped Celebrity Actresses Can You Recognize?

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | August 9, 2012 | Comments ()


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  • James

    Wow...Halle berry's nose is Shakira's ...and Scarlett is Halle Berry...Great, isn't it?

  • Snebur

    That VOGUE cover of Gyneth Paltrow makes her head look like it is on wrong.

  • How can this have gone this far and no one has mentioned the freakishness that is Aniston's picture with that stupid water bottle. I mean, yeah, Fotoshoppe on the face and shit, but holy HELL what's wrong with her arm???!??!?

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Demi Moore
    Jessica Biel
    No idea
    Rose McGowan (Way to smooth out her reconstructed face. Not that it's her fault, though)
    Jennifer Aniston
    Zooey Deschanel
    Halle Berry
    No idea
    Rose Byrne
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Keira Knightly
    Scarlett Johannsson

    Did I win something?

  • Just... No.

  • Uriah_Creep

    If you use your right mouse button, you can find out who nearly all of these women (victims?) are. Yes, I cheat.

  • AM

    Are you guys for real that #6 is Zoey D and not Vera Farmiga? Really real? Cause no way.

  • yocean

    I honestly exclaimed who the fuck is that like 5 times scrolling down this list (which is probably a moderate amount but I am really good with faces usually).

    Rose Byrne looks like a Bollywood actress, Jessica Biel looks like she ate Kate Beckinsale and Barbarella's love child and assimilated and I did not get that last one was ScarJo until I read through the comments. Why would they take away her signifiers (tits) and cover her face in Metropolis tanner to make her look like she is about to jump and dive through your entrails to grub at your spine to feed her android minions? Same with Zoe who I barely conceded that it must be her only because of the hair over her blue eyes that seem to tell me to "climb through my nostril and worship my wonder brain" but really unrecognizable.
    And that third one above Evil-Eyes Pancake Queen Lindsay? I still have no idea who the fuck that is at all. I don't see K-Stew or Penelope Cruz or closes I see is Lindsay but wouldn't that be a cheat? SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? AND WHY IS SHE LOOKING LIKE SHE WANNA ROCK OUT IN TRANSYLVANNIA?

  • WheresMrCookiepants?

    Could not get #3 or #8 at all. 8 looks like Zellwegger now that it's been suggested but geez!

    Lindsay Lohan looks like Marcia Cross

  • Jax

    I thought the #1 was a toss up between Jennifer Connoly or Dita Von Teese, can't believe it's Demi. Kristen Stewart looks like a very young mod/glam Helena Bonham Carter and poor Zooey what did they do to her beautiful face?

  • cinekat

    I recognized 5, but the experience was somewhat like standing in an overcrowded mall squinting at those pixelated posters trying to find the 3D dinosaur. And now I want a Slurpee,

  • TheReinaG

    #3 looks like Robin Tuney or Jennifer Garner to me. Shrug.

  • melissa82

    Can't figure out #3 but got everybody else (the Zooey one was featured on some other site - gfy? - otherwise I don't think I would have gotten that either)

  • Blake

    Demi M
    Jessica B
    Natalie P
    Lindsey L
    Jennifer A
    Zooey D
    Hailey B
    Renee Z
    Rose B
    Gwyneth P
    Kiera K
    Scarlett J

  • I just do not know who No. 3 is- but who ever guessed "lohan" below is a genius!

  • Viking

    I think both 3 and 4 are Lohan?
    I am not sure if that is Gwenyth or that lady from LOST, Juliette, with the frozen face. Botox aside, whoever that is it looks like her head was stuck on another body, it looks like it is just a tad too far forward or at some weird perpendicular angle, like her neck bends forward at 90 degrees.

  • Eden

    that supposed zooey picture looks more like Taylor Swift, strange

  • DarthCorleone

    These are unreal.

  • Will

    Demi Moore
    Jessica Biel?
    No one. She looks like a random model
    Lindsay
    Aniston
    Zooey
    Halle (how many famous black actresses are there really)
    Zellweger
    Rose Byrne (looking awful)
    Paltrow
    Ikea
    Scarlett (sans tits)

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  • TheOriginalMRod

    Oh yeah... some of those broads are almost unrecognizable, and some are completely unrecognizable.

  • zyzzyva

    1. Demi Moore
    2. Jessica Biel
    3. Kristen Stewart
    4. Lindsay Lohan
    5. Jennifer Aniston
    6. Zooey Deschannel
    7. Halle Berry
    8. Renee Zellweger
    9. Rose Byrne
    10. Gwyneth Paltrow
    11. Keira Knightley
    12. Scarlett Johansson

  • Bedewcrock

    FTW!

  • vicky

    I
    don't really understand why someone would pay zoe to model for their
    product and then photoshoped the shit out of her to a point
    when people can no longer recognize her

  • Pentadactyl

    My guess:

    1. Demi Moore
    2. Jessica Biel
    3. Penelope Cruz
    4. Lindsay Lohan
    5. Jennifer Aniston
    6. Jennifer Lawrence
    7. Halle Berry
    8. ???
    9. ???
    10. Gwyneth Paltrow
    11. Keira Knightly
    12. Scarlett Johansson

  • I recognized all of them except for #8. No idea who that is.

    I think we need a new designation for this sort of manipulated imagery, because it no longer qualifies as regular photography.

  • Snath

    Renee Zellweger looks like she's ready to eat a baby.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I feel like the third and last one (ScarJo) it's more about the makeup and styling than photoshop - don't underestimate what heavy liner and shading can do - same with Keira Knightley's bold lip.

    But the rest - especially the Halle Berry and Lohan (Harpers? really?) - are terrible.

  • Guest

    Yes to lots of unexpected styling and inventive hair/makeup. I've modelled some and believe me, I am a complete stranger in the mirror when they pack it on, sometimes. I was once made to look like Sandra Bullock. I was freaked for days.

    No question PS has slaughtered some of those, of course. Seven hells.

  • Pnnylne

    Header Pic = Demi Moore

  • Pnnylne

    1) Jessica Biel 2)*Kanye Shrug* 3)Blohan 4)Aniston 5) Z. Deschanel 6) Halle Berry 7)Renee Z. 8)no idea 9) Goop 10)K. Knightly 11) Scarlett J.

  • Drupi

    1. Jennifer Connelly (most likely)
    2. Jessica Biel (?)
    3. Kristen Stewrat
    4. Julianne Moore (??)
    5. Jennnifer Anniston (?)
    6. Zooey Deschannel
    7. Halle Berry (most obvious one of this set)
    8. Renee Zellweger (only sure of this one because i can read Cyrillic)
    9. Rose Byrne (likely)
    10. Gwynneth Goopaltrow
    11. Keira Knightly (unlikely, or...?)
    12. no fucking clue. Unidentifiable. Her face looks like what you get when a computer averages out the sum of a thousand different faces.
    I cn only be certain about #s 1, 6, 7, 8, & 10.
    Wonder how many I got wrong. Can't tell which one Lindsay Lohan is bcause I don't remember what she looks like anymore. Or looked like, for that matter.

  • JC

    Am I the only one who can't figure out #8?

  • Bedewcrock

    Renee Zellwegger. I think that's a combo of photoshop and plastic surgery though.

  • Bert_McGurt

    That "remove squint" tool was a welcome addition to CS6 for some people.

  • Samantha Klein

    Yeah, everyone except #3 and #6. I guess I can see Kristen Stewart if I look hard enough, but what on earth did they do to Zooey?

  • Kala

    I think they 'shopped the hell out of her nose. It's "The Jennifer Grey" syndrome. The shape of your nose is a major face identifier. Completely change it and you come up with a different human being.

  • All of them.
    But Jesus Christ, what's the point?
    Ban this shit.

  • Fredo

    If you slid in a picture of a mannequin with some beauty mag cover spiel, we wouldn't know the difference.

    Flaws make you real.

  • dizzylucy

    I can't figure out 3 or 9 either but both look familiar, just can't place them.

  • fracas

    They don't look like photographs anymore. Is there a point where it stops being a photograph and is just digital art?

  • selucius

    ScarJo looks like she's auditioning for Sprockets.

  • drupi

    und she'd be a winnah, ja.

  • Kate at June

    Also, I'm not sure if we can blame photoshop for Kiera or ScarJo. I think its just the makeup/hairstyles there. Possibly the same for Biel.

  • RAS

    Guh? That's ScarJo?! I thought it was Halle Berry on first AND second looks!

  • dizzylucy

    I thought that at first glance too!

  • Kate at June

    I recognize all but #s 3 and #9. I think that #6 is supposed to be Zooey Dechanel, but ugh.

    ETA: Actually, I recognize #9....I just don't think she's a household name, so I'm not sure who she is...

  • Bert_McGurt

    Number 9 looks like Rose Byrne as far as I can tell. Though I think that's the first time I've seen her smiling. Damages is...not a happy show.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Who is the person above Lindsay Lohan? I genuinely have no idea.

  • That's LINDSAY LOHAN?! I couldn't have guessed that with a gun to my head. Not even kidding. What the HELL.

  • Kristen Stewart. Her lips are unrecognizable.
    ETA: just google Kristin Stewart photoshopped W fashion issue. It's a crime. Especially because I find her very, very beautiful.

  • becks2point0

    I have stared at #3 for like 5 minutes straight trying to get some hint of Kristen Stewart but I only see Doutzen Kroes with black hair. Everyone else I get a glimpse of them but that one bares no resemblance for me aside from hair color.

  • Baobabble

    I got Doutzen too! Sooo glad I'm not alone. It is NOT KStew, it's just not.

  • drupi

    She looks more Siouxie Sioux than K-Stew

  • Kala

    REALLY?! I was staring and staring. She looks vaguely familiar, but nothing like Stewart.

    The way they completely erased and re-drew Lohan's face is kind of frightening.

    #2 and #5 have me completely stumped.

  • Colin

    I don't see Stewart at all -- it looks like another shot of Lindsay Lohan to me?

  • Kate at June

    Really? I thought Aniston was obvious!

  • Kala

    I counted below the headliner. Aniston is the most obvious. The Rimmel chick below her. Everyone seems to have come to the consensus that it's Zooey, but the connection is still hard to make.

    I STILL can't believe that's Stewart up there. Mind Blown.

  • Kate at June

    Ahh, gotcha. I remember reading that thats Zooey when that mag first came out. It was so bad that everyone was scratching their heads going WTF did you do to her?

  • Jeebus. I seriously can't tell if that person is Demi Moore, Rachel Weisz or Jennifer Connelly. I think it's Demi? I can't tell, because her face hasn't looked like that...well, ever. Not ever. No one's face has ever looked that smooth and flat.

    I have no idea who that third peson is. Kirsten Stewart?!

    And I KNOW that's *supposed* to be Zooey Deschanel a couple of photos down, but there is just absolutely NOTHING that could tell me that it was her, if I didn't know it already. If I cover it...it's her eyes, I think? But the rest of it is someone else entirely.

    It's super freaky how much they stretched Renee Zellwegger's mouth.

    The rest...just plastic robots. Ugh.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I thought Renee Zellweger was Christina Applegate....

  • Bert_McGurt

    Looks more like Dita von Teese really...I think it's supposed to be Demi Moore.

  • Irina

    I know all except the one in the lipstick (Rimmel?) commercial. Zooey Deschanel maybe?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    oh, she is in Rimmel's campaign...but why would they make her cheeks puffy? I figured it was some teenager I just didn't know.

  • laylaness

    They changed her nose shape.

  • BendinIntheWind

    Is that seriously Zooey Deschanel??? The closest guess I had was the "Call Me Maybe" singer... she is completely unrecognizable.

  • Lee

    I totally said it can't be the "Call me Maybe" girl, but it sure looks like her.

  • It looks like they gave her an entirely different nose!

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