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I've seen the tape. Colin Farrell, putz though he may be, is working with something. It ain't humongous, but it ain't teeny.

I agree with all except Colin Farrell...for reasons I will not disclose.

I have heard tell of the deleted scene from A Home At the End of the World, in which Colin Farrell flashes (nay, parades) his man-piece and that it is larger than normal. But I have not witnessed said scene myself.

That said, I still wouldn't pick him for this list, nor would I heartily second any of the others save for Tom Cruise. My choices, however, would include Zack Efron and Spencer (of Heidi and Spencer), to name two. Though I don't know if they qualify as "Hollywood."

But I'm a lady. Does that disqualify me from assessment?

Aww, don't ruin Piven fantasies for me, dammit!

Michael Bay and George Lucas.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA PIVEN.

I always have had an overwhelming desire to kick Piven in the crotch.

Now I'm wondering if he'd feel anything.

Yeaaah...I'd still kick him.

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this is an awesome list
could i please nominate Tim Robbins for a having a better than average size? (in my hopes)
and i hope brad pitt has a tic tac in his pants

Pheww...what a relief. I don't know how I would deal with Colin having a baby dick. I see him every once in a while lurking around the Coffee Bean in our office building (we are right beside CAA). Every time I see him I want to go tell him, "I want to f*** you, bathe you, and f*** you again. As of yet I haven't found the courage. I'll wait until this job is over so when they physically remove me from the building it won't matter. Is all this TMI?

As hot as I think Ari Gold is, I, too have a feeling he's packing light. We can still fool around though.

I can only imagine the sighs of relief when the lurker actor/director readers of Pajiba open this list and joyfully discover that their secret has not been divulged to the film snobs.

Yet.

Sorry, I'm confused, was this a list of the smallest dicks or the biggest dicks (Crowe, Cruise)?

See those jeans Vin Diesel is wearing?

I bought those at Delia's 8 years ago. He is legit wearing girl's junior jeans.

Marra, you are completely correct. Oh God, the little square pockets!

I'll give you all of them except for Colin. I have no shame in saying that I have seen the tape (honestly, this really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone), and it's alright. Not huge, but not a tic tac either. And honestly Dustin, between yesterday's list and today's, you could practically barge out of the closet on a flaming Unicorn and I don't think anyone would notice. Take that as a complement from me to you, Dusty-kins.

Cruise and Crowe look like the kind of guys whose junk is all balls, giving them an inflated sense of self and an ability to fill out their jeans while still coming up "short" with the ladies (except for those ladies who really love balls, and we know there are so many of you out there).

Jude Law
Jay Leno--my theory is that there is a negative correlation between chin size & penis size
Anderson Cooper
Jim Carrey
Eminem
Patrick Swayze
Charlie Sheen
Hugh Hefner has a california raisin down there
so does Michael Douglass
Bruce Willis
Verne Troyer
the guy who thinks he's a Mac, not a PC in those commercials
Bart Simpson

Oh my godtopus Sofia. I clicked on the link *shudders*. Please tell me that is not real. I know Vincent Gallo is creepy, but that is a whole new realm of flesh-crawling creepy.

BRETT RATNER....douchebag extraordinaire

Jude Law is very small. He was watering his plants or something in the nude. I thought it was a pinky finger.

Mike, you meant Justin Long? Actually, that doesn't surprise me.

I wonder how Hugh Jackman's packing. He's People's Sexiest Man, and his name does dirty things to me.

To all of my Caucasian brothers, having a log is not at all what it's cracked up to be. It gets old real quick having the ladies telling you you're too big. Sometimes I wish I was average.

So I guess this is a "guess who probably has a small penis" thing as opposed to actually knowing. Because sometimes people act like assholes because they're assholes.

Also, are we accounting for the "a grower not a shower" factor?

Well you don't have to guess about Cruise because he and Caroline Thompson got naked together in All the Right Moves and he compared unfavorably with his own thumb. Where is Brad Pitt? There was a famous photo of him smoking a cigarette with Gwyneth Paltrow, who has a black rug which doesn't match the blond drapes, naked in a back yard and as Keenan Wayans famously observed, "The cigarette was longer."

If I learned anything from the full frontal in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," it's that "big" is a very relative term.

I would have to say, list of small one's
should include the President-Elect,

he walks with a wide swagger,

roll that beautiful, bean footage!

and i hope brad pitt has a tic tac in his pants
oh Courtney thank you...truly cackle worthy!

I can't help but wonder what the world would be like if genitals smelled and tasted better.

I'm going undercover, because I post once in a while, but after a couple (ha! lots!) of investigations, I have discovered that the biggest dickheads sometimes DO have the biggest packages. In fact, my current relationship's longevity (and I'm talking longer lasting than all my parent's marriages combined) is literally based upon his being a serious porno contender. And he can be a massive prick in the non-sexual sense. At least we have stuff to do when I'm perpetually angry with his bullshit.

How bout John Mayer, douchebag extraordinaire?

Hey you guys--wasn't Diesel in PORN movies before Hollywood? I heard that, and can't find out if it's true or not! Someone have pity on me, and let me know, ok?
Thankee sai!

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It's funny how women's perception of these men, these hunks, as they call them. All im saying is that you can't judge a book by it's cover, which doesn't always refere to unattractive people. I read this article about this guy, who when I saw a picture of him, did not look like any of these men that were shown on this site. He was, if most people agreed with me a little on the less then average side in the looks department. In fact he noted in the interview portion of this article that he still lives with his mother and that he hasn't had a girlfriend in almost 12 years. So that tells you that when man is endowed with a certain penis size, it's not on who should recieve the more endowement, but rather a luck of the draw.

re: PEVIN....that guy's gotta be packin....watch Entourage

Collin ferril does not have a small penis, ive seen his sex tape and its huge!!as for Bruce Willis his isn't to bad there is a movie that he shows it in I'd suck them both but Collins first cuz its huge!if I had to guess iy ha to be at least 81/2 9 inches its pretty

what most people don't realize is that most actors are much shorter than 'appear' - I would not say that Colin has a huge one. It's a matter of proportion to body size - an 'average' schlong appears teeny on a tall guy, but huge on a short guy.
I remember the Tom Cruise wee wee. In fact my copy of "All of the Right Moves"(taped from HBO at age 12) ended up almost destroyed from a huge amound of rewinds and pauses. As for me, the age says everything. At age 12, everything appears larger, period. Either it was very cold on set, or he befriended a sock in 'Magnolia'

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