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Hollywood’s 5 Hottest Redheads

A Seriously Random List III / Dustin Rowles

Seriously Random Lists | October 21, 2008 | Comments (124)

Well, the other two seriously random lists — Best Overweight Actors and the Top Ten Television News Personalities — were inexplicably fun and easy to put together, so here’s another completely random list to get you through the afternoon. Because I like lists. The more meaningless the better.

Hollywood’s Five Hottest Redheads*:

Honorable Mentions: Emma Stone & Alyson Hannigan

5. Julianne Moore

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4. Gillian Anderson

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3. Isla Fisher

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2. Amy Adams

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1. Christina Hendricks

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* Results are unscientific.


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Comments

For the most part I agree, however Julianne Moore seems to be catching Kidman Face and is starting to creep me out.

Mini-div: real or fake redheads

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 4:05 PM

alicia witt

Posted by: tc at October 21, 2008 4:06 PM

Alicia Witt (I had a major crush on her in high school, when she was on that Cybill Sheppard show)

Lauren Ambrose (so cute in Psycho Beach Party, plus I heard she was on some okay series a few years back)

Bryce Dallas Howard (but only if she brings her husband)

and my nominee for Lifetime Achievement Award:
Rita Hayworth

Posted by: girlnone at October 21, 2008 4:08 PM

Wait. Alyson Hannigan is only an honorable mention, yet she's the one pictured for the headline? What kind of messed up reasoning is that?

And while I'm complaining, I have to disagree with the order. I'm fine with number 1, number 2 would be Julianne Moore, number 3 is still Isla Fisher, number 4 is Amy Adams (not because she isn't lovely, but I just don't think of her as hot), and number 5 is Gillian Anderson--though she did look pretty awesome at the premieres for the latest X-Files movie. And that's only if we're sticking with your 5, I'd definitely put Alyson in there before Gillian. But, you know, to each her or his own.

Posted by: tamatha at October 21, 2008 4:10 PM

Genny! (also Rusty)

Posted by: Sofía at October 21, 2008 4:11 PM

Thankfully I don't have to account for the quality of the shows or movies they are in...

Kate Walsh

Posted by: branded at October 21, 2008 4:14 PM

Maureen O'Hara will always be my favorite. And Shirley Manson is gorgeous...though is she still redheaded? I don't watch Terminator.

Posted by: Julie at October 21, 2008 4:14 PM

Dustin, you're in BIG trouble. Socalled is going to murder you in the face for keeping Patricia Clarskon off that list.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 21, 2008 4:15 PM

First, I have missed you all. Depression (and job loss) sucks, alcohol helps.

Second, I know I am behind the times, but WHO THE HELL IS CHRISTINA HENDRICKS? I would definitely put Lauren Ambrose on this list before her. And, big ups to girlnone for naming Rita Hayworth, but I HAVE to add Maureen O'Hara, and my daughter....(pic enclosed in separate email)

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 21, 2008 4:17 PM

Is Kate Blanchett a redhead? Sometimes? If she is, Kate Blanchett.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 4:19 PM

Julie London and Rita Hayworth, if we want to jump in the Wayback Machine.

I was going to be furious that Hannigan only got an honorable mention, but I can't leave anyone off that list. Why must we rank redheads anyway? Can't we just agree that redheads are always great like rainbows and the laughter of children and drunk girls making out in a bar?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 21, 2008 4:21 PM

They're all lovely, although I don't think of Lauren Ambrose as hot, more as beautiful.

What about Polly Walker (Atia of the Julii in Rome)?

Posted by: Pants at October 21, 2008 4:26 PM

Kerri Green.

Posted by: Eep at October 21, 2008 4:28 PM

Isla is the hotter twin. Switch her and Amy, replace Moore with Hohan (big breasted and bi-sexual) and we're good.

Posted by: JP at October 21, 2008 4:30 PM

If only Kate Walsh was a natural red-head. Because she is stunning. So's Hannigan. And Amy Adams. The rest I can take or leave.

Posted by: dsbs at October 21, 2008 4:31 PM

I used to have the biggest girl crush on Dominique Swain. Too bad she wasn't a very good actress...

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at October 21, 2008 4:31 PM

Gillian Anderson is only moderately hot. Definitely not as hot as Laura Prepon.

Posted by: Raleigh at October 21, 2008 4:33 PM

Also I find Julianne Moore kind of gross and while her cans are undeniably fantastic, I'm not in love with Hendricks' fascia.

Funny to me that 4 of the people on this list are two pairs that I confused early in their careers. Moore and Anderson always looked very similar to me, particularly early on, and I say the same for Adams and Fisher now. Intersting that I like Adams and Fisher and don't care as much for Moore or Anderson (as actresses).

Posted by: Eep at October 21, 2008 4:33 PM

Hells to the yeah Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: coveredinbees at October 21, 2008 4:33 PM

Oooh, oooh, oooh, Lea Thompson.

Posted by: Eep at October 21, 2008 4:35 PM

Uh, Kate Winslet. Come on now. This woman is the reason I sat through Titanic several times (and bought it on VHS, yes, fine, I'll admit it). I don't care about the plot or characters of that movie, I just wanted to watch Kate Winslet for three hours. Mmm.

Posted by: Fi at October 21, 2008 4:37 PM

Christina Hendricks is on MAD MEN.

Posted by: amanda47 at October 21, 2008 4:48 PM

No Ron Howard?

Posted by: ormond at October 21, 2008 4:49 PM

Her hair is red
But it's not dyed
If I touched her, I know I'd wanna cry
My life is desperation
But it's only infatuation

I haven't seen any Isla Fisher movies but her still photos don't really impress me (the one here's good though. Good shoes too).

I don't use the words "hot" or "sexy", mainly because they just feel dumb coming out of my mouth or hands personally, but Amy Adams is both exciting to look at and looks friendly. I like that. I want to be around that. I about fell out of my seat when I saw "Talladega Nights". "YES! Who ARE you?"

Alyson Hannigan has tried to disappoint me by doing that layout in Out showing tattoos on her legs, and also currently by, ahem, NOT HAVING RED HAIR.

However, one day in 1998 I saw a photo from this event in the back of Interview
http://www.alysonhanniganjunkie.com/album/details.php?image_id=70

And I thorougly plotzed, having no idea who I was looking at but needing to know right damn now. I've still never watched her TV shows, but she'll always have a place with me, and can definitely kick Isla Fisher the hell out.

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 4:52 PM

*slaps forehead*

Fi! Thank you!

Jesus, Kate Winslet, where is my mind????

Hendricks therefore has to leave my 5 too. I just can't say no to Maude Lebowski, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 4:57 PM

Seriously though, Kate Winslet is a ginormous glaring ommission here. Aside from that I have no major probs except the Hendricks chick because I'm not sure who she is. But Gillian makes things better. Gillian always makes things better.

Posted by: sheepeyes at October 21, 2008 4:57 PM


...allyson hannigan will be mine some day... even if you killjoys don't love her like I do....

Posted by: Withnail at October 21, 2008 4:57 PM

Not Hollywood, but Prince Harry is one of the best-looking redheads around.

Posted by: samantha t at October 21, 2008 4:57 PM

why does it always seem that red head's have huuuuggge gravity defying racks?

Posted by: dylanj at October 21, 2008 4:58 PM

I'm Dariuss, and I approve this list

Posted by: Dariuss at October 21, 2008 4:59 PM

Christina Hendricks= check!

But Julianne Moore...oh god I feel the bile rising...
Cate Blanchett should be numero dos, Kate Winslet number three and everyone else can be pushed up one spot (sorry Gillian, you are ejected by default).

Posted by: lux at October 21, 2008 5:01 PM

Ha! Muchas gracias, Sofía. Pero, estas pelirrojas son mas hermosa que yo.

I agree that Kate Winslet getting left off is a tragedy. Also, is there any love for Tilda Swinton in here? I know she's not really a "traditional" beauty but the woman is seriously striking.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at October 21, 2008 5:08 PM

Wow, DR, you and I are in (almost) complete agreement for the first time evar!

Substitute Gillian Anderson with Bryce Dallas Howard (who, even as a fake blond in SM3 made me want to "know" myself right there in the movie theatre) and you're spot on.

MmmmmChristina Hendricks. Just one brief sniff of her neck and a caress of the small of her back....

Posted by: boogs at October 21, 2008 5:11 PM

tilda swinton? meh......

Posted by: dylanj at October 21, 2008 5:17 PM

who, even as a fake blond in SM3

Wasn't it tragic that she had to swap fake hair with the Dunst when she had The Real?

Tilda definitely merits a mention at the very least.

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 5:21 PM

Look, call me a Potterphile, but there needs to be at least one Weasley on here, eh? I would tear up some Rupert Grint, and whoever plays the twins - YUM!

Posted by: KarmaDarling at October 21, 2008 5:47 PM

David Caruso. YEAAAAHHHHH.

Posted by: Sabrina at October 21, 2008 5:49 PM

Michael C. Hall, anyone?

Posted by: Pants at October 21, 2008 5:51 PM

THIS IS THE BEST LIST EVER!!!

Why not making it to top 20, no, 100 and including all, but not limited to:

Alicia Witt, Alyson Hannigan, Emma Stone, Laura Prepon

And, though not a real red head but Kate Winslet, Amy McAdams... ok, include Kirstin Dunst a la Spider Man and Gwyneth Paltrow a la Iron Man

There's no such thing, I repeat, there's no such thing as enough redheads!!!!!

Posted by: yocean at October 21, 2008 6:10 PM

#1 undebatable redhead:

Ronald Mother Fucking MacDonald Bitches! I would tear. that. shit. up!

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 6:24 PM

#1 undebatable redhead:

Ronald Mother Fucking MacDonald Bitches! I would tear. that. shit. up!

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 6:24 PM

So is Susan Sarandon dead or something?

Posted by: greer at October 21, 2008 6:27 PM

Well, if we're adding guys, hell YEAH Michael C Hall!

And Seth Green. Yummy bite-size goodness.


while her cans are undeniably fantastic, I'm not in love with Hendricks' fascia.

She has a fascia? I never looked up that far.....

Posted by: Tarn at October 21, 2008 6:28 PM

Aaaahhhhh this list is right down my alley. I love love love the redheads.(or as we called them back in the days FFUMDER.....you could be in a bar or a strip club and if you heard FFUMDER BABY!!!! you came a running) But to put Gillian Anderson and Julianne Moore in front of Witt, Hannigan or Prepon at this point in time is madness.

And what's with the redheads changing hair colors? I assume Prepon's hair turned blonde when she was brainwashed into Scientology, but that was a sad day for me when I turned on That 70's Show and she wasn't a Redhead anymore. Hannigan is flipping colors all over the place on HIMYM. I can't stand it. But when a shapely adorable like Rachel McAdams comes over to the Auburn side...that is indeed a treat!!!

And I agree with Sofia, Genny should be on the list for the Elastigirl picture....(le sigh)

And who let Bryce Dallas Howard's publicist into Pajiba? Clint Howard is about as hot.

Posted by: Rubble44 at October 21, 2008 6:29 PM

Kick Julianne Moore's ugly ass out of there, rewatch Lebowski if you don't know I mean that literally, and put Rachel McAdams at #1.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 21, 2008 6:33 PM

#1 redhead, no further discussion needed.

Ronald McDonald Bitches.

I would tear. That. Shit. Up.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 6:33 PM

Eep gets a high five for Kerri Green.....but I must also add a pair of Robins...Robin Tunney and Robin Lively.....two major crushes as I was growing up.

Posted by: Rubble44 at October 21, 2008 6:33 PM

Sorry about the multiple post, something sketchy going on.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 21, 2008 6:35 PM

Oh hells yes - bring on the love bitches!

And I'll second dylanj re huge racks - all the other (natural) red heads I know do have them... umm... including myself.

I'm not sure I should have admitted that.

Posted by: redhead at October 21, 2008 6:41 PM

Kate Blanchett
Nicole Kidman circa Moulin Rouge (she's a natural redhead, isn't she?)
Kate Winslet
Isla Fisher
Julianne Moore

Posted by: Sofía at October 21, 2008 6:46 PM

You know she may be married to a nutbag, but Kelly Preston is a honey and aging magnificently. I always forget about her.

Posted by: Eep at October 21, 2008 6:53 PM

if i could ever find a latina with red hair and a huge rack.....

Posted by: dylanj at October 21, 2008 7:00 PM

I saw Julianne Moore on Broadway a couple of years ago in a play called The Vertical Hour. She played a politically conservative version of Christiane Amanpour. She didn't pull it off, and the play as a whole was only okay.

But in the second act she came onstage in sweatpants and bare feet for a late-night scene. A foot fetish was born that day, my people.

Is Busted T's in Hollywood? Can I nominate the Irish t-shirt model? No? Screw you guys....

Posted by: sansho1 at October 21, 2008 7:00 PM

1. Kate Winslet
2. Amy Adams
3. Tits McGee
4. Jenny from 57th Street
5. Ron Howard

Posted by: dylanj at October 21, 2008 7:02 PM

Are these supposed to be natural redheads? Because while Kate Winslet seems like a glaring omission, she has had blonde hair forever it seems...other than in Titanic.

Posted by: NotBlonde at October 21, 2008 7:02 PM

Whichever it is, when she's red she wins, including the "Spotless" Manic Panic look. I'll give her the honorary degree.

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 7:10 PM

Holy Godtopus, Hendricks has a GINORMOUS rack.

Posted by: figgy (Captain Obvious) at October 21, 2008 7:15 PM

First, I think they should be real redheads, not bottle. It's only fair. Real redheads are rare, and if we're gonna call out the red hair, it should be genuine, not storebought. Second, let's get some dudes on there. So my list, as long as you're asking:

1. Damien Lewis
2. Cute redheaded carpenter on "Designed to Sell," his name is, unfortunately, Lynn, but he's still hot; I know he's also not "Hollywood," per se, but he is on TV, close enough
3. Christina Hendricks - that's a nice rack
4. Zack Ward - I know nobody knows who this guy is, but he was in "Resident Evil" (the second one); and he's Canadian, apparently
5. Alyson Hannigan - I assume she's a real redhead, with a name like Hannigan

Posted by: Slash at October 21, 2008 7:29 PM

All natural redheads have huge racks? Boo, I guess that makes me and some of my friends anomalies. Maybe it's the water.

Posted by: sunset&camden at October 21, 2008 7:29 PM

Slash -- Ms Hendricks' hair is store-bought. She admitted it in an interview I once read on the internet, so you know it's true.

I want more boy lists. Top 5 hottest British actors would be good.

Posted by: Raisin'Cookies at October 21, 2008 7:38 PM

Must second the Damien Lewis nomination, to the nth degree. Love him. If only they'd cast him in the Tudors - not only does he actually look right, he can also actually, you know, act, and can be believably sexy - whereas Jonathon Rhys Myers can scarcely be believably alive.

Ah, I suppose he;s too good for it.

Posted by: Fionna at October 21, 2008 7:41 PM

For all naturals, I take out Kate Winslet and put in Molly Ringwald.

(and fictional readhead: Ginny Motherfucking Weasley. Only Rosa Saks has as great a hold on mah heart)

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 7:55 PM

I desperately love redheads. Thank you sir. And God Bless.
This list however, is only tantalizing me for that which is not To Be. This campus has such a noticeable lack of red hair that we ought to give scholarships just to get the diversity. And for me. And of course when I do find one I'll probably be in this stupid relationship that I seem to be maneuvering myself into. ((Not Us, Corazon, ours will never be stupid))

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 21, 2008 8:02 PM

Is it bad that I can't freaking tell the difference between Amy Adams and Isla Fisher?

Posted by: monkey_b at October 21, 2008 8:09 PM

You seem to not be alone, but I can't see the indifferentiableness myself.

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 8:21 PM

What, no Phoebe Price?

Posted by: b at October 21, 2008 8:30 PM

Can we get some Seth Green love, fer pete's sake? I would school him. He could bring his puppets.

I'm also for limiting the list to natural redheads: anyone can pick up a bottle. Doesn't make them a redhead (looking at you, Debra Messing!). I will make an exception for Christina Hendricks, however - I've loved her ever since she was Yosaffbridge and, in her own words, "I'm dark blonde but I've always felt like a redhead. I started coloring my hair red when I was about 10." That kind of dedication deserves an honorary redhead title.

Here's a list that tries to limit it to natural redheads (although I think he's wrong on McGowan).

Redhead lovers, read and weep: Redheads are going extinct. Quick! Start matchmaking amongst your redheaded friends and kinfolk!

Posted by: Lizzie (greeneyed fem) at October 21, 2008 8:42 PM

I just Googled up some 1940s-era Lucy that would knock your pants off. Funny's hot, isn't it? It is.

Posted by: bucdaddy at October 21, 2008 9:27 PM

5. Eric Stoltz (circa Some Kind of Wonderful or Little Women)
4. Rupert Grint
2 & 3. Weasley twins
1. Seth Green

I can't think of many other male redheads, besides the obvious like Conan O'Brien. And while I love Conan, he's not hot to me.

Posted by: Melissa at October 21, 2008 9:37 PM

Gee,

I didn't know that people could get so up in arms about something like colour. Oh wait... Nah, I'm baiting (somewhat).

These lists are a lot of fun, and yeah, these ladies are all lovely. But, with all the (seemingly myriad) polls and whatnot about who's offbeat, quirky and should be putting their what-whats into where-wheres , things seem to skew Euro.

Minor quibble, and I felt like it was kind of asinine or whiny as I was typing this. This IS a list of redheads, after all.

Since I've officially soured the party (I'm sort of a thread-killer on these boards), anyone's thoughts?

Signed, The ONNNLY Canadian negress (what, newest census showing what? No way!)

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 21, 2008 9:50 PM

According to the Vanity Fair out now, Amy Adams started as a blonde.

Jay, good call on Molly - she has to be on the list.

I'd also change out Juliane Moore for Nicole Kidman 1.0 (circa Dead Calm). I loved her frizzy, curly, untamed hair.

And Michael C. Hall is definitely on the list.

Posted by: Cindy at October 21, 2008 9:58 PM

According to the Vanity Fair out now, Amy Adams started as a blonde.

Great, now I feel like the Lolrus!

Posted by: Jay at October 21, 2008 10:26 PM

Yes to all of you. Just rank everyone one of the redheads mentioned in a multi-way tie and be done with it. Damn, but I loves me some redheads!!!

Posted by: David at October 21, 2008 10:51 PM

And don't forget Lois Griffin. I don't care if she's animated, that freaky MILF should be on the list. And, yes, I know how disturbing that is.

Posted by: David at October 21, 2008 10:53 PM

1. Carla Gugino- was a redhead for the Spy Kids series.
2. Laura Linney
3. Laura Prepon- because she is a card player.
4. Kate Walsh
5. Lauren Ambrose- Six Feet Under Fame.

Posted by: richmac at October 21, 2008 11:18 PM

Gasp! Lizzie (geeneyed fem), that is indeed a tragedy in the making!

I shall selflessly volunteer to help stop this population decline by screwing Seth Green as often as needed.

Posted by: meaux at October 21, 2008 11:58 PM

"while her cans are undeniably fantastic, I'm not in love with Hendricks' fascia."

"She has a fascia? I never looked up that far....."

Oh, that Hendricks and her connective tissue.

Faccia :)

Posted by: Jenny at October 22, 2008 12:35 AM

"why does it always seem that red head's have huuuuggge gravity defying racks?"

Posted by: dylanj at October 21, 2008 4:58 PM


apparently my chest didn't get the memo?

Posted by: eat my shorts at October 22, 2008 1:39 AM

"why does it always seem that red head's have huuuuggge gravity defying racks?"

Posted by: dylanj at October 21, 2008 4:58 PM


apparently my chest didn't get the memo

Posted by: eat my shorts at October 22, 2008 1:39 AM

A. Christina Hendricks: Dustin = T, not so much A
B. Glaring Omission: Sideshow Bob
C. Is Diane Lane's in drapes/curtain harmony? If she's aux naturel rouge, she's got Julianne Moore whupped.

Posted by: Grrargh at October 22, 2008 2:03 AM

Alyson Hannigan an honorable mention? Bullshit, she's at least number three.

Posted by: Lucas at October 22, 2008 2:05 AM

Are you serious? You all fail it. The hottest redhead ever, hands down, was the "Unhappily"-era Nikki Cox. You make me very sad.

http://www.nikkicox.dk/cgi-bin/show.cgi?/pictures/vidcaps/Senselessworks/cox0081.jpg

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at October 22, 2008 3:41 AM

"while her cans are undeniably fantastic, I'm not in love with Hendricks' fascia."

"She has a fascia? I never looked up that far....."

Oh, that Hendricks and her connective tissue.

Faccia :)

------------

I was using the American automotive term... which I guess you could argue wouldn't translate to face either, but it made sense at the time.

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Posted by: Eep at October 22, 2008 7:10 AM

Meaux, just don't break him. I'll need him later.

AmbroseKalifornia, I'm sorry -- Nikki Cox is too scary to be considered for this list: her current face wipes out all past moments of any alleged hotness.

Posted by: Lizzie (greeneyed fem) at October 22, 2008 8:25 AM

Kari from Myth Busters. Leaving her out is unacceptable. Also Paige Davis from Trading Spaces.

As for natural or dye? Dye all the way. Girls that dye their hair red are very, VERY...fun.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2008 8:40 AM

Leighton Meester is a part-time redhead.

Have had a huge boner since that jail-bait cameo in House couple of seasons ago.

Would.

Ohh yes.

Posted by: Ari at October 22, 2008 8:44 AM

Your Honorable Mention is up the stick, kids. There is a mini-Willow/Wesley hybrid on his or her way. (I procrastinate too much and learn these things while I'm supposed to be discussing techniques for fingerprinting the dead. So, shutup.)

Posted by: Dangle McGee at October 22, 2008 9:36 AM

I would tear up some Rupert Grint, and whoever plays the twins

Aww, yeah.. that's what I'm talking about. I would break that boy. Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at October 22, 2008 9:43 AM

Whoever put Shirley Manson on their list...maybe back in the Garbage heyday but time has not been kind to her.

There's a couple scenes in the Terminator show where she is looking scaaaaaaary. And not in the cool Terminator-in-hiding scary, but like face-barely-held-together-with-makeup-and-duct-tape scary. And for some reason, the camera makes it look like her eyes are positioned at the farthest reaches of her face from each other, which freaks me out.

I second (or third, or quadruped, or whatever)Christina Hendriks and her enormous rack. Ever since "Our Mrs. Reynolds" I've wanted her to beat me up in a naughty way.

And boo for no Alyson Hannigan love. She's attainable-hot and according to Joss Whedon she has a filthy sailor mouth too. Which is a definate turn on

Posted by: ASterisk at October 22, 2008 9:57 AM

I'm sorry but why is everyone ignoring the hotness that is erst-while red-head Lindsay Lohan. I'm sorry, like her or not...she's hot.

Posted by: S. at October 22, 2008 10:17 AM

Posted by: S. at October 22, 2008 10:21 AM

Gotta go with the Alicia Witt love, and Willow only an H.R. pffffffft. Haha, Sofia, my first thought was b>Genny, but that's only because I've just spent all night staring at her crotch in her Invisibles costume.

Posted by: jamiepants at October 22, 2008 10:33 AM

I totally think that Felicia Day should get an honourable mention. Granted, she's not in Hollywood, but she's super cute, super geeky and very talented.

Otherwise, good list.

Posted by: Drayke at October 22, 2008 10:52 AM

Meh, Christina Hendricks just doesn't do it for me. Sure, her boobs are huge, but the rest of her falls flat (hee! that was unitentional!). Seriously, I think her face is very meh. And the rest of her body is oookay. Kind of unexciting. Also she has a short neck.

Also...this should include Kate Winslet!!! How in the hell could you omit that??!?

Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are so cute/hot it is ridiculous.

Posted by: tt_marie at October 22, 2008 11:20 AM

Ahhhhh!!! What has Nikki Cox done to herself? That photo made me yelp, Lizzie (greeneyed fem).

Posted by: Melissa at October 22, 2008 11:42 AM

Julianne Moore is butt ugly. Gillian Anderson is only slightly less so. Christina Hendricks is a goddess, plus she was Mal's wife, so that earns her extra cred.

Posted by: sosumi at October 22, 2008 12:11 PM


Ann-Margret (c. 1965) chuckled derisively at your list, until she saw #1 and thought "daaaaaaaaaaaamn..."

Posted by: firedmyass at October 22, 2008 12:26 PM

My list would be the same except take out Moore and replace with Alicia Witt.

Posted by: DemonWaterPolo at October 22, 2008 12:39 PM

kate walsh???????? i will never in a million years get that. she's got a little of the "sarah jessica parker horse face syndrome". it's science!

also, amy adams & ilsa fisher should count as one.

Posted by: glittergirl at October 22, 2008 12:48 PM

I'd agree with almost all of them...just take out Moore and insert Shirley Manson.

Lohan? That pic is old Lohan, who was hot in a "natural girl-next-door beauty who pal-ed around with the guys and dressed up in a slinky number at night". Now she's skankeriffic.

Either way, you're getting your goods gently massaged with her tongue.

And I totally vote Genny in her Molotov Cocktease costume!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at October 22, 2008 12:49 PM

I am saddened by the lack of Rene Russo love.

Also, though she's not Hollywood, Catherine Tate. She also has the redhead=impressive rack going for her.

Posted by: minorblue at October 22, 2008 12:49 PM

Ooh, I don't know if anyone mentioned her yet, but Jayma Mays is really cute...I'm not sure if she's a natural redhead, but I loved her in Heroes and Red Eye and Pushing Daisies.

Posted by: Julie at October 22, 2008 1:04 PM

Where is the Patricia Clarkson love?

Posted by: MissSmilla at October 22, 2008 1:53 PM

Thank you, Drayke! I can't believe I had to look this far down in the comments to find any love for Felicia Day. I can see how she doesn't qualify as "Hollywood" but still, in the venn diagram of "natural redheads" "hot" and "internet geek-cred" she would fall squarely in the chestnutey brown center...

Posted by: timmy at October 22, 2008 2:05 PM

Heh heh. I thought about putting a warning up with the link, Melissa, but then I thought . . . naaaah.

Posted by: Lizzie (greeneyed fem) at October 22, 2008 2:41 PM

Jenny Lewis anyone?

And I used to have a thign for Angie Everhart back in the day.

Posted by: JH at October 22, 2008 4:00 PM

Cease this pointless bickering. These are all fine, healthy women who I would undoutedly plow.

But let's be frank. I have a problem. I would sleep with any ginger girl, save for the 300 pound, chainsmoking and kilted Glaswegian.

Ok, ok. I'd do her too.

...I wonder if the girlfriend will find this post. Let's wait and see.

Posted by: JohnnyVonAwesome at October 22, 2008 5:50 PM

...Why am I not on this list?

Oh, right..."HOLLYWOOD". Bah.

Posted by: popejenn at October 22, 2008 6:16 PM

I'd vote for you PopeJenn...need to see a pic and for you to send proof of your red hair...maybe a small envelope full or something.

Posted by: Rubble44 at October 22, 2008 6:27 PM

Paul Bettany anyone? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: AM at October 22, 2008 7:45 PM

I got to go back to the Hohan well. From this year:
Exhibit A:
http://dlisted.com/node/26695/images/spl36306_006.jpg
Exhibit B: http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=11832&photo_key=33671

Exhibit Chttp://dlisted.com/node/23183
And DD: http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=13161

Posted by: JP at October 22, 2008 8:29 PM

is sigourney weaver a redhead?

katey sagal in Sons of Anarchy

Posted by: sushi at October 22, 2008 9:56 PM

What, no Kate Mara?

Posted by: jenilane at October 23, 2008 12:35 AM


Kate Winslett's bright bottle red in Eternal Sunshine - gorgeous.

Jessica Rabbit #1 Fanta Pants

Posted by: rosie at October 23, 2008 6:27 AM

No Laura Prepon from That 70's Show?

Posted by: Potsie at October 23, 2008 2:56 PM

I'd vote for you PopeJenn...need to see a pic and for you to send proof of your red hair...maybe a small envelope full or something. Posted by: Rubble44

Rubble44, would my home-made pornos count as Hollywood? I could send one of those! That way I could prove I'm a natural red-head...curtains, carpet...ya know.

Posted by: popejenn at October 23, 2008 6:43 PM

Don't you threaten me with a good time, PopeJenn....I say bring it on!!!!!!

Posted by: rubble44 at October 24, 2008 1:20 AM

If only Allison Hannigan wasn't in Date Movie, she'd be perfect.

Posted by: George at October 25, 2008 1:21 PM

Why is no one pushing for Lindsay Lohan? Am I the only one who worships her here?

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s301/aracely_r10/lindsay-lohan.jpg

Posted by: siobhan at October 25, 2008 7:46 PM

NO CARROT TOP?!!?

Posted by: brutus at October 26, 2008 11:56 AM

Fuck yes for christina hendricks hottest chick ever on firefly and thats saying alot!

Posted by: Diece at October 27, 2008 2:49 PM

I like the model Smokin Hot Redhead.

Posted by: Smokinhotredhead Lover at November 3, 2008 5:18 PM

Okay, who used the lens distort effect on Christina Hendricks' picture? I know she's abnormally gifted, but jebus...how can those be real without giving her herniated disc or something? Is she wearing a back brace?

Posted by: Dapper at November 17, 2008 12:02 PM

I think the hottest red head is actress Anna Easteden (recently seen a lot in those Pajamagram commercials).

Posted by: Mike at February 15, 2009 3:58 PM