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Hollywood's 10 Most Obnoxious Sh*t-Eating Smirks

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (37)

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10. Mark Wahlberg

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9. John Travolta

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8. Matthew McConaughey

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7. Gerard Butler

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6. Tom Cruise

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5. Katherine Heigl

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4. Robert Pattinson

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3. Jeremy Piven

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2. Katie Holmes

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1. Ashton Kutcher

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Comments

You forgot to include Nick Cannon.

Posted by: Bettie at November 4, 2010 3:19 PM

I think Dane Cook should be #11.

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at November 4, 2010 3:22 PM

Whither the GOOP?

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 4, 2010 3:24 PM

How could you limit yourself to only 10?

Posted by: MM at November 4, 2010 3:29 PM

Wait! Not John Travolta, the King of the Empire of Cheese.

Pattinson should be number one. The others could pass for a smile, but that is a REAL smirk, begging to be broken up by Nelson the Simpson's bully. HA-HA

Posted by: IneptFake at November 4, 2010 3:35 PM

I saw the title and immediately only one name came to mind. He only made it to number 6, though. I've seen much more s*#$-eating-er smirks from him than the one chosen.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 4, 2010 3:35 PM

Surprised Bradley Cooper isn't on here. He's got the shittiest of the shit-eating smirks.

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 4, 2010 3:37 PM

Jesus, Robert Pattison looks like such a rapist. I loathe Ashton Kutcher too.

Posted by: Steph at November 4, 2010 3:45 PM

Quibble corner: is it still a smirk if the lips are open?

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 4, 2010 3:47 PM

So basically it is just people that we hate?

Posted by: Stacey at November 4, 2010 3:48 PM

I second PaddyDog's quibble. Kutcher and Pattison ( and maybe McConaughey) appear to have genuine smirks but not the rest.

King of the Smirk: BRUCE WILLIS!

Wouldn't Tom Cruise be on the King of the Sh*t Eating Grin list? Along with its sovereign Jack Nicholson?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 4, 2010 3:53 PM

Katherine Heigl can smirk? Hmmph. Who knew?

Posted by: Odnon. at November 4, 2010 3:55 PM

Oh, c'mon. What's wrong with Gerard Butler?

Posted by: superasente at November 4, 2010 3:57 PM

Butler pulls double duty since he also talks like he has a mouth full of shit.

Posted by: jimbob at November 4, 2010 3:58 PM

The first two: absolutely not. The rest of them: Ok.

Posted by: Theseus at November 4, 2010 4:04 PM

Butler looks like he's having a pleasant conversation with somebody. Now I want to watch How to Train Your Dragon again. PaddyDog, I think it can be, but certainly not when both sides of the mouth are upturned in a symmetrical fashion – what some might call, simply, a smile.

Posted by: 2HB at November 4, 2010 4:05 PM

I'm not agreeing with Katie Holmes.
If anything, that picture just makes me wanna rescue her from that twat of a husband.

Posted by: Rykker at November 4, 2010 4:09 PM

I want to punch Katherine Heigl in the face. Desperately.

Posted by: Skeetikus at November 4, 2010 4:20 PM

Butler pulls double duty since he also talks like he has a mouth full of shit.

Posted by: jimbob at November 4, 2010 3:58 PM

True, but then again, if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at November 4, 2010 4:20 PM

So basically, this is Hollywood's Most Obnoxious Shit-Eating Smirks OR Perfectly Normal Smiles Of People I Just Don't Like

Posted by: AM at November 4, 2010 4:28 PM

Okay, I'd use Tom Cruise to beat Katherine Heigl to death, then I'd kill Tom Cruise. Then I'd rip out Tom Cruise's entrails and use them to strangle Ashton Kutcher.

Can't help it, but I'd still have a hot, nasty and extremely gay three-way with Gerard Butler and Jeremy Piven. I'm weak that way.

Posted by: Jerry at November 4, 2010 5:08 PM

Aw, Matthew McConagheyshehsygy?

Really?

I find him incredibly attractive, and I don't know why. I would do terrible things* with him.

*my version of terrible things consists of sticking my fingers in his dimples and giggling insanely.

Posted by: meh at November 4, 2010 5:13 PM

WORD on Bradley Cooper. Too-white teeth, kind of a fake tan, etc. Ugh. Same with Gwynnie.

Robert Pattinson is a classic, classic beauty, I must admit.

Posted by: samantha t at November 4, 2010 5:14 PM

The scrolldown from Pattinson to Piven was eerie. IT'S THE EXACT SAME POSE!

Posted by: shanmarie at November 4, 2010 5:35 PM

Say what you want about Katie, but she does know how to smize.

Posted by: AlwaysConfused at November 4, 2010 5:44 PM

C'mon Kevin SPacey invented the shiat eating grin!

Posted by: amanda at November 4, 2010 5:57 PM

LeAnn Rimes, people.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 4, 2010 6:20 PM

KATE BOSWORTH!!

C'mon, people. I also second LeAnn Rimes.

Posted by: Michelle at November 4, 2010 6:24 PM

Justin Bieber
Lea Michelle
George W. Bush
Kate Bosworth
Drew Barrymore

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 4, 2010 6:26 PM

Ooooh yes, Bradley Cooper. The Emu has a mighty smirk that just makes me want to punch him.

Posted by: figgy at November 4, 2010 6:26 PM

Looks like Michelle and I were thinking Bosworth at the same time. Cosmic.

James Franco
Ryan Reynolds
Steven Segal
Taylor Swift
Renee Zellwegger

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 4, 2010 6:30 PM

I know he's not acting much nowadays but Ben Affleck should be numero uno!

Posted by: smithee at November 5, 2010 3:36 AM

Jeremy Piven still melts my panties, no matter what kind of grin he's sporting...

Posted by: badkittyuno at November 5, 2010 9:47 AM

bullshit list.
Is this 10 photos u could find quickly list.
and mister shit eating grin himself mcconaughey should be number 1.

Posted by: supafly at November 5, 2010 11:39 AM

The photo of Heigl above looks like someone somehow transplanted Anne Hathaway's face onto Heigl's head...which is not to say that Hathaway has a smirk with a place on this list! (I have a ladycrush on her so I'll be biased here.) Maybe it's the makeup.

Posted by: kiyo-chan at November 5, 2010 11:56 AM

when Katherine Heigl smirks, 1000 kittens die.

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at November 5, 2010 9:12 PM

hell yeah, dane cook

Posted by: james at November 9, 2010 5:19 PM