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Here's the Lady Expendables Cast the World Deserves

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | July 17, 2013 | Comments ()


In September of last year, it was announced that producer Adi Shanka was assembling a female version of The Expendables. The movie doesn’t yet have a title, but so far, both Gina Carano and Katee Sackhoff have been cast in undisclosed roles. So far as we know, there has been no further casting. However, we thought maybe we could offer Shanka a few suggestions as he puts together the rest of the cast.

Sarah Manning — The Leader


Gina Carano — The Muscle


Cosimo Niehaus — The Tech Geek


Katee Sackhoff — The Red Herring


Rachen Duncan — The Financier


Melissa McCarthy — The Comic Relief


Alison Hendrix — Logistics


Helena — The Villain


Gwendoline Christie — The Sexpot Henchman


Katja Obinger — The Double Agent


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