Here's the Lady "Expendables" Cast the World Deserves
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Here's the Lady Expendables Cast the World Deserves

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | July 17, 2013 | Comments ()


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In September of last year, it was announced that producer Adi Shanka was assembling a female version of The Expendables. The movie doesn’t yet have a title, but so far, both Gina Carano and Katee Sackhoff have been cast in undisclosed roles. So far as we know, there has been no further casting. However, we thought maybe we could offer Shanka a few suggestions as he puts together the rest of the cast.


Sarah Manning — The Leader

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Gina Carano — The Muscle

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Cosimo Niehaus — The Tech Geek

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Katee Sackhoff — The Red Herring

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Rachen Duncan — The Financier

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Melissa McCarthy — The Comic Relief

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Alison Hendrix — Logistics

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Helena — The Villain

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Gwendoline Christie — The Sexpot Henchman

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Katja Obinger — The Double Agent

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