By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | September 5, 2012 | Comments (View)
I think Fillion, RDJ, and Renner all look fine here, but waaaaay better now. Those men need some eye crinkles and a little scruff.
Oh Tom Hardy... those lips.... DAYUM
Wow, I thought Jeremy Renner was unfortunate-looking now. You almost expect a tongue to lash out and snare a passing bird in that picture.
WHY DOES GEORGE CLOONEY LOOK OLDER 22 years ago??
Clive Owen looked like the guy that dealt meth at my highschool.
How wonderful would it be if Hiddleston had been on Growing Pains instead of Crazy Kirk.
I think that Renner photo is from his House episode - he played a druggie musician. And he was on the first season of the "It Factor" way back when - the show followed actors trying to break through in the Hollywood. They followed about 9 different people to their auditions, agents, hovels, etc. Renner had hardly any footage and it was right after he did Dahmer and during the time he was cast in S.W.A.T. and some other project.
aren't many of these actors still young? many are younger than me, so that's definitely young. contradictions not permitted.
Renner looks like he should be in some early 90's alt rock band.
And knew Olyphant looked familiar but honestly did not realize it was him until someone mentioned his name. I guess I'm not used to seeing him without his smoldering look. The big grin (and half blonde hair) threw me off.
Robert Downey Jr. has always been a heartbreaker. He was gorgeous then and he's gorgeous now.
That picture of Benderbatch looks like it could've been taken yesterday. Also, I've no idea who the last two celebrities are.
I'm getting an extremely disturbing Anthony Michael Hall vibe off of young Daniel Craig up there. *shudder*
That's who I thought it was until I started reading about his unfortunate resemblance to a Brownshirt.
Actually, what I got from this article is that Tom Hiddleston has always been adorable.
Ive been staring at the one of Olyphant, and I still don't see it. Who are the last two pictures? All of these men just get sexier and just better as time goes by. Tom Hardy is just as good as it gets for me, and this picture just confirms it. He's a beautiful man. I want to nibble on his lips. My husband has that same jawline, and that's probably a weird body part to fixate on, but that just absolutely does it for me. There's something inherently sexy about a strong jaw.
And that's how I realized Renner is Cameron Diaz's long lost twin
I thought Charlie Hunnam was cute in Abandon even if it sucked.
Good lord that man was born gorgeous.
Tom Hardy, for the win.
I have no idea who some of these people are.
Oh cmon Nathan is ADORABLE!
And very eager to sell me a depilator for some reason, but still - ADORABLE.
Craig does look like he'd just as soon kick your ass as look at you. He kinda reminds me of one of my nephews, actually (not now, just this picture at whatever age he is, I assume late teens, early 20s).
Eh, some of them are fine. Almost everybody has stupid hair when they're young. I generally don't judge people harshly for the hair and clothes they sported when they were under the age of, say, 25 or 30. Now, if you're 40 and you have feathered hair or you're balding and you've got a ponytail ... no mercy.
Can someone please name all of them? I'm so lost with the last two, I have no idea where to even begin.
I've gotten a few... Maybe we should start from the bottom picture up? I've counted 16 pictures in all:
1. John Barrowman2.3.4. Tom Hardy5. Tom Hiddleston6. Michael Fassbender7. Benedict Cumberbatch8. Jeremy Renner9. Robert Downey Jr.10. George Clooney 11. Timothy Olyphant12. Charlie Hunam13. Nathan Fillion14.15. Daniel Craig16. George Clooney
2. John Slattery channeling Fred Savage3. Jon Hamm14. David Tennant
My overwhelming reaction to most of these was "awww, look how cute". Then I got to Fassbender and it changed to "phwoarr, yes please". Also: is it wrong that I really just want to cuddle Tom Hiddleston? Not even anything sexual, I just want to squeeze him (and then maybe do something sexual if the moment seems right).
That is pretty much how I always feel with Tom Hiddleston.
No, no, no, no, no, none of this is real. Please no more dispatches from 90's hair glade, aka purgatory.
Daniel Craig looks TERRIFYING.
He looks like an Aryan wet dream.
Daniel Craig looks like a prep school asshole. Too bad he was wrong generation for School Ties/Dead Poets.
WOW, Jon Hamm used to be really hot!;-)
Who's the blonde kid with Timothy Olyphant's teethHOLYSHIT
THANK YOU! For the life of me I could not figure out who the hell that is.
Is it weird I find Renner the hottest out of this? Or is it weird I can say with absolutely certainty that picture of Cumberbatch is only like three years old?
Nope. I'd still do dirty, dirty things with Renner to the dulcet sounds of Paula Abdul's "Rush, Rush."
Oh, now I'm picturing young Keanu, too. Thanks for that!
my pleasure! he is delicious in that video, isn't he.....
Renner reminds me of those 80s androgynous pretty boys. He was so very pretty, in comparison to what I consider his more contemporary rough look. Not into shorty much, unfortunately.
Yup, Tennant takes my heart at any age.
And RDJ is perpetually perfect.
Young David Tennant is adorable!
Cumberbatch is rocking the signature ikea bedcover and Fillion looks prettier and more ingenue than a blushing virgin. Up until now I hadn't realised that Draco Malfoy grew up to become James Bond. Renner and Hardy look like the quintessential early 2000 try-hard wanna-be rocker. Clooney is an league of his own. Fassbender is still hot and yummy.
I'm having the second best day! The BEST day is the day when someone lists the older men. GODDAMN that's such a good day.
Smirking Hiddleston is my favorite. I just want to pinch his cheeks and say "Oh, you".
However, the Ghost of Daniel Craig's Youth is seriously creeping my shit.
Tom Hiddleston looks like my maiden Auntie Marion, who has 12 cats and lives an alternative lifestyle.
I FEEL LIKE A DIRTY OLD COUGAR, YOU GUYS.
Jesus, not me! I'm a sex-crazed 19-year old!!!
Who's the half-baked fox with the guitar? Because DAYUM.
I remember reading an article with that picture in it some time ago.
That was taken when he was one of the cast on some reality show in Australia (I believe), not only at that time it was understood to all that he was out and proud, but he was one of the most trouble-makers on the show as well. Played his "oddness" to the max.
I feel like such a dirty little gossip.
God. Stone fox. Nowadays...notsomuch.
You have such a type, don't you. :)
Alright, so I've got:
Header - ClooneyDaniel Craig (whoever said white supremacist up there was right - that is an unfortunately alarming picture)David Tennant (adorable)Nathan Fillion (still good)???...Matt Damon?Clooney againRobert Downey Jr. (still good)Jeremy Renner (still good)Benedict Cumberbatch (still good)Michael Fassbender (I...actually see it NOW more than I did before)Tom Hiddleston (lord help me, I'm thisclose to crossing the line from pleasant celebrity crush too full on I-need-to-be-with-him-now teenage stalker territory)Tom Hardy??? (feel like I should know this one...)???Captain Jack Harkness.
Below Filion:Charlie HunamTimothy Olyphant
Who are:The guy below HunamThe guy below FassyThe last guy.
Oh wait, Timothy Olyphant and Tom Hiddleston for the first two I didn't know. But who is the last??
John Barrowman, okay I'm done.
Young Tom Hardy would have broken my sixteen year old heart.
Am I the only one seeing the Short Hair Headband? Have I turned into Clint Eastwood?
No, Walt Kowalski, you're not the only one, but is this of any importance?
Any more than anyone else's opinion on this or any website? No. Guys wearing headbands EVER just give me the heebie-jeebies.
And from now on, every single comment I read from you better be the most fucking important thing I've read that day.
Young Tom Hardy would've been the best Backstreet Boy EVER.
Right after he's recited bad pseudo-Shakespearean poetry while we recline beside a beach bonfire....and then dedicates it to that bitch Stacey.
And robbed your purse for more crack.
whose the last guy?
I could tell who everyone but the last one was. Who's he?
Olyphant.... ah, so that's what our teenage son will look like...
This is why wrinkles and short grey hair are sexy.
However, Fillion looks damn FINE.
Michael Fassbender and Nathan Fillion clearly did knowo better! Hello. I sound pervy. Oh well.
Eh, Fillion's hair never looked different.
I don't know who many of these guys are.
is it bad that i don't see anything bad in the charlie hunnam picture? on the contrary...even though i still do prefer the scruffy biker style
There's definitely an early 2000's boy band veneer, but I'd still hit it. Hard.
Yeah, all these dudes still look pretty damn good. I'd be stoked to look like that.
NOTABLE EXCEPTION: 2nd Clooney pic with long Native-American hair, untamed eyebrows and borderline double chin. Ye Gods, man. Perhaps there is hope for us all.
Slattery is doing his DAMNDEST to channel The Boss, while clearly baked out of his skull. I'd have had no clue who that was if it weren't for the mouse-over giving it away.And dare I say it - chubby Clooney could pass for Rosie's brother. Age has been kinder than youth to many of these guys, but ol' George drew pocket aces.
So THAT'S who that was. I knew the face was familiar but couldn't for the life of me place him.
Clooney's second pic just makes me giggle. He continues to age like a fine, fine wine.
Didn't know any better?! Did you see those pictures of Cumberbatch and Hiddleston. Be-still my heart! (and David looked so cute and awkward...along with Nathan and John B.)
Jesus christ Daniel Craig looked like he'd be on some sort of watch list for white power extremists. Motherfucker is pale.
Yikes, no kidding... hello Hitler Youth... wait... so he could be the Pope?
And is that his... original nose??
So it's a fact. Tom Hiddleston has always and will forever be a cutie patootie.
Helloooo Captain Acne Harkness.
Whatever. I'll take him!
I didn't say I wouldn't!