Hands Off! 9 Performances That Will Make You Feel Like An Absolute Creep.

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Hands Off! 9 Performances That Will Make You Feel Like An Absolute Creep.

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | January 17, 2013 | Comments ()


The next couple of years should be big ones for Nicholas Hoult. He's got four large profile projects coming out. If his name isn't instantly familiar, you can think of him as Beast from the new X-Men franchise, that hipster goth zombie from Warm Bodies or, if you prefer, Jennifer Lawrence's ex-boyfriend. Most people who watch British television know him as the slimy, sexy lead of "Skins." But for me, and maybe for you, he'll always be that cherubic beanie-wearing kid from About A Boy. Don't get me wrong, the guy's a great actor. Warm Bodies and Jack The Giant Slayer look like enormous fun and he was completely mesmerizing in mohair in A Single Man. But I cannot shake the feeling that ogling him (as I would any other actor with his prodigiously talented cheekbones) is wrong. Just sick and wrong. Here are 9 performances (including Hoult's) that make me feel like a complete creep.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt-Angels In The Outfield:

Jamie Bell-Billy Elliot

Josh Hutcherson-Little Manhattan

Nicholas Hoult-About A Boy
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Zac Efron-"Firefly"/The Taint Of Disney Teendom

Michael B. Jordan-"The Wire"

Daniel Radcliffe, Rubert Grint and Matthew Lewis-Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone

I may be persuaded to make an exception for Lewis.

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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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