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Grading Celebrity Guests: Sesame Street vs. Yo Gabba Gabba!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (26)



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Most people think that competition over celebrity guests is the fiercest between late-night talk shows — there was speculation years back, for instance, that Jay Leno wouldn’t agree to allow on certain guests who first appeared on Letterman. In the end, it was that competition that contributed to the demise of “The Arsenio Hall Show.”

But the real competition for celebrity guests is in the children’s shows. Star power and hip factor are certainly important. But there’s a lot more involved here: You’re asking the guest to do more than talk about him or herself; the children’s shows are competing harder and harder to coerce their guests into doing humiliating things. If you can get a A-list hip star to wear, say, an octopus on his head or do a ridiculous dance, then you’re winning the celebrity guest sweepstakes.

The two fiercest competitors in this game are “Sesame Street” and “Yo Gabba Gabba!,” who have both had their share of celebrity guests doing humiliating things. Below, I take a look at 10 recent-ish guests on each show, and grade their star power, their hip factor, and the humiliation subjected, and come up with an overall grade on each show.

Yo Gabba Gabba


10. Jack Black

(Hip Factor: 5. Star Power: 7. Humiliation Factor: 9)


9. Elijah Wood

(Hip Factor: 6. Star Power: 4. Humiliation Factor: 9)


8. Andy Samberg

(Hip Factor: 6. Star Power: 3. Humiliation Factor: 4)


7. Angela Kinsey

(Hip Factor: 5. Star Power: 2. Humiliation Factor: 3)

6. Anthony Bourdain

(Hip Factor: 6. Star Power: 3. Humiliation Factor: 6)

Yo Gabba Gabba! Season 3 with Anthony Bourdain from Diana M on Vimeo.

5. Weezer

(Hip Factor: 7. Star Power: 5. Humiliation Factor: 7)

Weezer on Yo Gabba Gabba! from NickPress on Vimeo.


4. Mos Def

(Hip Factor: 8. Star Power: 4. Humiliation Factor: 8)

3. Sarah Silverman

(Hip Factor: 8. Star Power: 3. Humiliation Factor: 5)

Sarah Silverman on “Yo Gabba Gabba!” from NickPress on Vimeo.

2. The Shins

(Hip Factor: 9. Star Power: 3. Humiliation Factor: 2)

1. Amy Sedaris

(Hip Factor: 9. Star Power: 2. Humiliation Factor: 7)

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The Roots

(Hip Factor: 10. Star Power: 6. Humiliation Factor: 2)

Overall Scores: Yo Gabba Gabba!

Hip Factor: 7.8
Star Power: 4.2
Humiliation Factor: 6.2

Final Result: 6.06

Sesame Street

Michelle Obama

(Hip Factor: 2. Star Power: 10. Humiliation Factor: 1)

Jack Black

(Hip Factor: 5. Star Power: 7. Humiliation Factor: 2)

Jimmy Fallon

(Hip Factor: 5. Star Power: 5. Humiliation Factor: 3)

Jake Gyllenhaal

(Hip Factor: 5. Star Power: 7. Humiliation Factor: 5)

Maggie Gyllenhaal

(Hip Factor: 6. Star Power: 6. Humiliation Factor: 2)

Judah Freidlander

(Hip Factor: 8. Star Power: 1. Humiliation Factor: 3)

Ryan Reynolds

(Hip Factor: 6. Star Power: 8. Humiliation Factor: 7)

Paul Rudd

(Hip Factor: 7. Star Power: 7. Humiliation Factor: 7)

Ricky Gervais

(Hip Factor: 8. Star Power: 5. Humiliation Factor: 3)

Neil Patrick Harris

(Hip Factor: 9. Star Power: 6. Humiliation Factor: 6)

Overall Scores: Sesame Street

Hip Factor: 6.1
Star Power: 6.2
Humiliation Factor3.9

Final Result: 5.4


Overall Winner: Yo Gabba Gabba!

(Hat Tip: coveredinbees)










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Comments

ANTHONY BOURDAIN WAS ON A KIDS' SHOW?!?!?!?!?

I am shuddering all over at the deadly serious awesomeness of that.

...And y'all only give that a hip factor of six? Gawd, you people are SO UNHIP...

Posted by: Elrond Hubble at November 8, 2010 3:28 PM

I just want to say that even though I DESPISE the man in question, whenever I am in a bad mood, that Jack Black dance always makes me feel better.

Posted by: shanmarie at November 8, 2010 3:31 PM

Yo Gabba Gabba freaks me the f*ck out and I am so happy that Little Julien is too old for me to need to prevent him from watching it.

Sesame Street can do no wrong.

Little Julien: I don't want to watch Sesame Street.
Mummy: Okay. I'll be right back I have to check something on the stove.
Little Julien: [completely absorbed by the Street]

My mother was certain, but could not prove how or to what end, the Teletubbies were brainwashing her grandchildren.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 8, 2010 3:33 PM

Of course what you really wanted was an excuse to post a picture of Ryan Reynolds.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 8, 2010 3:35 PM

Of course, Paddy, that's why I sent it to him.

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 8, 2010 3:37 PM

Fact Check: There is no such thing as a "Humiliation Factor" for Amy Sedaris.

And that's why the people love her.

Posted by: RobP at November 8, 2010 3:49 PM

My name is Nathaniel... I like to daaaaance... oh, uh, sorry about that. It's a Yo Gabba Gabba reflex.

This is a fantastic SRL. Also, I am offended and disturbed that you would mention YGG and NOT mention "Biz's Beat of the Day" starring Biz Markie. Especially his halloween version in which he tries to talk like a ghost. For shame, Rowles.

Posted by: branded at November 8, 2010 3:50 PM

A is for Assholes that's good enough for me
A is for Assholes that's good enough for me
A is for Assholes that's good enough for me

OH! Asshole Asshole Asshole starts with A!


Those of us who know it old school, already know how the music goes.

Celeb cameos have a always had a place on Sesame Street but nowadays it seems to be more obvious for their career than just to make a cameo on a children's show. If you doubt that then by comparision look at look at Stevie Wonder's 1970's jam session on the show. He didn't pussify his lyrics into some lame alphabet lesson, he just kicked it, and in the original showings it had shots of the kids and cast rocking out on the fire escape. No silly costumes, no dumbing down around the Muppets, and no humiliation. The same held true for most of the other cameos. Often they wouldn't even give their full names, just their first. They weren't celebs greeting their fans or celebs making asses of themselves on kiddie shows to falsely show their just like everyone else, they just simply just dressed and acted like everyone else, and were treated in kind. Hell, even R2D2 and C-3PO were call "Mr..." politely by everyone.

And while Paris Hilton hasn't exactly strolled into Hooper's Store just yet, some of these guys aren't exactly the most kid friendly assessable. Katy Perry comes to mind. Childen's shows shouldn't be pandering to the latest celebs, it should be the other way around.

By the way, was I the only one who half expected on of the monsters to spank Maggie Gyllenhaal's ass a la "Secretary" to better explain the word "surprise"?

Posted by: bleujayone at November 8, 2010 3:54 PM

Bourdain has a 2 or 3 year old daughter. It's no surprise he'd appear on a kids' show. He's mellowed somewhat in recent years.

Posted by: Melody at November 8, 2010 3:57 PM

Amy Sedaris shouldn't count, as she was clearly just playing Jerri Blank again. She may or may not have improvised a close-enough to kid-friendly street-walking joke. She usually works the night shift, don't you know?

Sarah Silverman's is far more humiliating than you give it credit for, too. Have you tried to teach mime to children? Cause I have, and it's like dying a thousand deaths. Not as bad as wearing that...thing that Jack Black had to, but pretty bad.

Who am I kidding? I'm sure Jack Black insisted on the funny costume, just like Amy Sedaris and Sarah Silverman. Amy probably already had that thing lying around, complete with wand, and brought it on set just in case she was playing a fairy.

Posted by: Robert at November 8, 2010 4:02 PM

The Roots "Love My Family" is a fantastic song. For the year it's been stuck in my head, I haven't punched a family member in the face. I want to thank The Roots for saving me money on hospital visits. Not to mention all those uncomfortable conversations with doctors and cops!

*double thumbs up*

Posted by: Kballs at November 8, 2010 4:07 PM

@bleujayone

1. The producers of Sesame Street are very good at getting people on who are, like Hansel, so hot right now or part of the zeitgeist.

2. A lot of people go on because they have small children and they want, a la Fonzie, cool points with their toddler.

3. If you've watched a lot of Sesame Street, you know that not only do the teach letters and numbers, but they also include a kind of introduction to cultural literacy.

That was a heaping helping of cynacism you brought to your post and I think it was frankly unwarranted.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 8, 2010 4:09 PM

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like she's about to get hit with muppet bukake.

Posted by: superasente at November 8, 2010 4:15 PM

*cynicism

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 8, 2010 4:20 PM

Jack Black on YGG - HILARIOUS. My daughter and I always sing his little good-bye song: "Good-bye, see you later, we had fun." I love when he takes off on the motorcycle.

Posted by: samantha t at November 8, 2010 4:22 PM

Is Godtopus giving Jake Gyllenhaal head?

Posted by: BWeaves at November 8, 2010 4:47 PM

Wouldn't you, given the chance?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 8, 2010 4:57 PM

Hey, I recognize the header pic, I own that dvd...just lost all my coolness points, didn't I...

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at November 8, 2010 5:01 PM

The extra content on Gervais' episode on Sesame Street is better than all of these combined, because nothing cracks me up more than Gervais asking Elmo,"Do you know what necrophilia is?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr9_5uZn6ds

Posted by: Vi at November 8, 2010 5:38 PM

KEEP ELIJAH WOOD AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN!

I seriously cannot express how insanely creepy I find that man. I'd rather kiss Gollum than have to look at Mr. Wood for 10 seconds.

Posted by: shanmarie at November 8, 2010 5:59 PM

Thanks the gods we never had children and were never forced to watch this drivel...we visit our (former) friends that cranked out three poop machines twice a year, and enjoy the visits, but twice is a year is my tolerance level for the little petri dishes.

Posted by: TrickyHD at November 8, 2010 11:01 PM

Does Gumby have a purple second cousin or something? When did Ryan Reynolds' face become purple-Gumby's groin?

Posted by: MooseJavian at November 8, 2010 11:50 PM

Shanmarie - I'm sorry, but you need therapy. Anyone who feels like that about the gorgeous Mr Wood is really in need of help:(

Posted by: polly at November 9, 2010 12:27 PM

Ricky Gervais is nothing but hysterical. The man amuses me verily. His segment where he sung the "N" lullaby to Elmo was awesome.

On another note, PBS keeps teasing me with a trailer showing Usher appearing to teach Elmo to sing and dance (a voiceover speaks as they show the clip, so I'm not sure) but I have yet to see the episode. I love Usher, my daughter loves Elmo, and I WANNA SEE THEM SING AND DANCE TOGETHER!!!

That is all.

Posted by: Lisa at November 9, 2010 7:38 PM

What you're saying is completely proper. I know that everyone must not think the same, but I just must admit that you write it in a way that everyone can dig.

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