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October 29, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 29, 2008 |


Yesterday’s Freakiest-Looking Motherfuckers took an expected turn, given the collective libido of the Pajiba womenfolk and our Pajibagays (I’ll give the heterojibes some lady-list love soon). Freakiest-Looking turned into Freaky-Hot, and then the degenerates chimed in about the freaky-hot abuse these men could do to their ladyparts. So, without further ado, here’s the list of Top 5 Freaky-Hot Motherfuckers, with Eloquent commentary:

5. Gary Oldman

Gary Oldman…he scares me, and yet I still want him to pin me against a wall. —Julie

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4. Kevin Spacey

Oh,the things I would do to Kevin Spacey if he was at all interested. Why do I always want the ones who would have no interest in me? —Becks

I love Kevin Spacey. I think he’d be into BDSM but be polite about it, you know? — scorzi

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3.Peter Sarsgaard

Sarsgaard is freaky looking but imo he falls into the realm of freaky hot…like yeah he has dead eyes and is even a bt threatening in an ‘gets under the skin’ kind of way….but thats alright and maybe you wouldn’t mind it…SO much. — Nadine

I can’t not say how much I want to do dirty, dirrrrty things to Peter Sarsgaard. — mimi

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2. Willem Dafoe

Willem Dafoe is for sure freaky hot…enough so that his drag appearance in Boondock Saints got me all kinds of confused. — Nadine

Willem Dafoe might be freaky lookin, but the man is also hung like a horse :-) — Be Adequite

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1. Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum definitely tops that list for me. I want to eat him with a spoon. But part of me does acknowledge his inherent freakiness. — Whitney

Jeff Goldblum is MINE, y’all.

My years spent worshipping him in highschool, making posters from pictures of him printed off his ancient fansite (10 years ago, people) and staying up all night watching every movie he’s ever been in (only the first half of The Fly, because my eternal love does not extend to gross fly face) while getting hyped up on caffienated beverages and giant pixie sticks make me his number one fan and deserving of his adoration. — Raisin’ Cookies


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A Seriously Random List IX / Dustin Rowles

Lists | October 29, 2008 |




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