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wtf wheres Richard Ayoade??!?!

Sheldon Cooper as evil mastermind

Alysson Hannigan needs to be on here somewhere for her role in the first couple of Buffy seasons.

I'd say Blossom because I've heard she's brilliant is real life, but she loses points for the Big Bang Theory.

And Jeff Goldblum for the villain. Always Jeff Goldblum.

I feel like Bruce Willis should play a cameo.

Where is Aldis Hodges? Or Chris Gorham? It's okay for geeks to be hot men, and vice versa.

Ben Whishaw looks like Cillian Murphy's envious younger brother. Also, what about Mr. T? He's a WoW geek.

Not geeky enough. Christ.

Goddamn Aisha Tyler is so ridiculously freakin hot it doesn't even make sense

Medic? Her?

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beautiful and excellent people! I feel like Neil Patrick Harris should have a role in there somewhere. Maybe replace Mintz as the conman?

Failure to include the FIllion = Automatic points deduction.

That's okay. You can take the test again next year.

The whole deal with The Expendables was that it was an all star cast of the action heroes of yesteryear, ranging from just past their prime to barely young enough to still get away with being in an action movie. What you have here is the current A-list of geek heroes.

Fine, we can throw Shatner in there ... .;p

I would actually go out to the theater and pay real American money for this.

I'm cereal.

it needs the woman from sanctuary and SG1(i dont remember her name). and katee sackoff. and if the team is getting too big, jeff goldblum could play the villain, david arquette could be his henchman

Amanda Tapping.

I feel like Neil Patrick Harris should have a role in there somewhere. Maybe replace Mintz as the conman?

richard ayoade is the gina carano of this group-- can't do it without him.

Came here to say this

Ben Whishaw and Michael Cera have the most punchable faces I've ever seen.

"Technology will beat muscle every time." I don't know if that's entirely accurate...I have a sneaky suspicion that's something geeks tell each other to assuage the pain of being held upside down over a toilet in high school, along with 'Don't worry, in five years he'll be bagging our groceries."

and a cameo by the geek behind them all: Joss Whedon.

He could be the "Charlie" voice giving them their mission.

Would Michael Cera's Super villain name be 'The Tool'?

That or something along the lines of "The Fuzzy Knit Hat".

How the #$@! can you not have Nick Frost on this list? Judy Greer, Kristen Schaal and Robert Sheehan would also be excellent additions.

Also my wish list would include JGL, Louie CK, Adam Scott, Aubrey Plaza, Brie Larson, Gillian Jacobs, Donald Glover, and Nolan North. And I'd want H. Jon Benjamin, Laura Bailey, and Jen Taylor to use for any AI characters. And Liam Neeson...

Katee Sackhoff would be my first choice for a Geek Expendables.

katee sackhoff is my first choice for most anything. preferably a night on the town.

while I love Sheehan, he doesn't fit the geek bill to me. Plus Rudy > Nathan

Whaaaaa? Rudy > Nathan??

You people know nothing. Nathan was a twat.. A funny twat but a twat all the same. Rudy is a degenerate's degenerate.. He's the real deal.

Sorry, no way. Nathan > Rudy. Forever.

Definitely agree that Fillion and Bruce Campbell (as the Stallone type?) need to be on this list. I'd add Bill Nye the Science Guy as the cranky Expendable, and put Neil DeGrasse Tyson in the Chuck Norris "overall badass" role. :)

how could i forget bruce campbell. add to the villain list

Danica is all about the maths, not the physics. And you call yourself a nerd!

She's both! albeit heavier on the math side. Note her paper deals with Statistical mechanics and particle physics: “Percolation and Gibbs states multiplicity for ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller models on Z(squared)”

Where is Simon Pegg's other half? They come as a packaged duo!

I couldn't figure out what was missing from this list and then it hit me: John Barrowman

Felicia Day is fine, but I think we could use male and female representation of "The Sexpot", and Barrowman is definitely our man.

I would pay hard American cash to watch Barrowman as the Yo-Saff-Bridge of this little group.

Not one of those people is expendable in my world!!

John Darnielle or quit, man.

I'd take the day off work to see The Expendageeks. That is if there wasn't a midnight show.

Needs more Nathan Fillion and less Kevin Smith.

Seriously. Kevin Smith tries way, way too hard.

Are the downvotes some kind of general Kevin Smith support, or do you guys feel like I'm dissing his movies, too? Because I'm not. It's really just the Kevin Smith part of the Kevin Smith machinery I can't deal with. When he isn't trying too hard to craft an Internet brand/personality cult, and he's just making movies, it's all good to me.

Maybe he could be struck dumb.

Isn't Vin Diesel a roleplaying, comic reading fellow traveller? Not to mention any Geek Expendables list without Bruce Campbell filling the Arnold/Bruce Willis cameo role is invalid. Also if you could shoehorn Lucy Lawless in there I'm not going to complain. I thank you for your consideration.

Yes. Vin Diesel is. He's even a WoW nerd.

Bruce Campbell is a must. Great call. And what ever happened to Gabrielle??

This list is a complete flop without Stephen Colbert.