Forget the Female 'Expendables': Let's Cast the Geek 'Expendables'
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Forget the Female Expendables: Let's Cast the Geek Expendables

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | October 8, 2012 | Comments ()


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As you all probably, there's a female Expendables movie in the works, which has cast Gina Carano and, over the weekend, added Katee Sackhoff (both brilliant choices). I think it's great that there'll be a female equivalent to The Expendables, but then again, one must also consider that intelligence is far more powerful than brawn. If you were to put a team of geeks together, they'd kick 20 Jason Statham asses before he even made it to the front door. You don't need a machine gun or martial arts skills if you have a few computers, some science geeks, some schematics experts, and a few gadgets. Technology will beat muscle every time.

Now, if I were to cast a Geek Expendables, it'd look something like this:


David Tennant -- Captain of the Expendageeks

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Alan Tudyk -- Navigator

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Ben Whishaw -- Gadgetry

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Wil Wheaton -- Black Ops

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Christopher Mintz-Plasse -- The Con Man

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Simon Pegg -- Intelligence Super Agent

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Mae Whitman -- Medic

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Kevin Smith -- Senior Liason

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Aisha Tyler -- Conspiracy Investigator

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Craig Ferguson -- Communications Director

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Danica McKellar -- Physics

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Jesse Eisenberg -- Information Technology

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Felicia Day -- The Sexpot

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Michael Cera -- Boy Genius Supervillain

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Jay Baruchel -- The Muscle

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