Forget the Female 'Expendables': Let's Cast the Geek 'Expendables'

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Forget the Female Expendables: Let's Cast the Geek Expendables

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | October 8, 2012 | Comments ()


As you all probably, there's a female Expendables movie in the works, which has cast Gina Carano and, over the weekend, added Katee Sackhoff (both brilliant choices). I think it's great that there'll be a female equivalent to The Expendables, but then again, one must also consider that intelligence is far more powerful than brawn. If you were to put a team of geeks together, they'd kick 20 Jason Statham asses before he even made it to the front door. You don't need a machine gun or martial arts skills if you have a few computers, some science geeks, some schematics experts, and a few gadgets. Technology will beat muscle every time.

Now, if I were to cast a Geek Expendables, it'd look something like this:

David Tennant -- Captain of the Expendageeks


Alan Tudyk -- Navigator


Ben Whishaw -- Gadgetry


Wil Wheaton -- Black Ops


Christopher Mintz-Plasse -- The Con Man


Simon Pegg -- Intelligence Super Agent


Mae Whitman -- Medic


Kevin Smith -- Senior Liason


Aisha Tyler -- Conspiracy Investigator


Craig Ferguson -- Communications Director


Danica McKellar -- Physics


Jesse Eisenberg -- Information Technology


Felicia Day -- The Sexpot


Michael Cera -- Boy Genius Supervillain


Jay Baruchel -- The Muscle


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