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Five Random Celebrities Who Are Not Dead

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | December 17, 2010 | Comments ()

Presto! That's how news is created in 2010. CNN should change it's tagline to: "We Generate Our Own News, Mother Fucker!" Indeed, yesterday, CNN itself inadvertently started a rumor that Morgan Freeman had died, tweeting: "Breaking News: actor Morgan Freeman has passed away in his Burbank home." The network's twitter feed subsequently deleted the tweet, and then wrote: "CNN did not report Morgan Freeman death. Rumor is false. CNN will aggressively investigate this hoax." And once CNN finds the perpetrator, well, hey: That's another story they can file, too

And good news for us! It allows me to file this story, about five random celebrities who aren't dead, which I'm posting 1) to preempt any rumors of their death that the twitter feeds of news organizations might inadvertently posts, or 2) maybe something will get lost in the translation of this post, and someone will inadvertently tweet that one of these celebrities has, in fact, died, which would give us something like four more stories to work with. Awesome!

So, I give you: Five Random Celebrities Who Aren't Dead Yet

5. Lauren Holly


4. Shelley Long


3. Chris Eigeman


2. Ken Ober

2. A.J. Langer


1. Timothy Busfield


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