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Five Best Hairy Chests in Hollywood

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (96)

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All right ladies, male porn stars, and Pink Hulks, are you tired of movie blog publishers of questionable sexual orientation (seriously: totally straight) posting images of bulging pectorals of the clean-shaven variety? How many actual men have no hair on their chest? It’s unnatural! So, to celebrate (*ahem*) the box-office success of Wolverine and the pectorals of Mr. Jack-man, I present the Five Best Hairy Chests in Hollywood.


5. Pierce Brosnan

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4. Sean Connery


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3. Mark Ruffalo


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2. Neil Patrick Harris

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1. Hugh Jackman

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Comments

I love that Sean Connery's hairy chest looks like a tree.

Momma likes a hairy chest! All the best playgrounds have grass!

Posted by: wsapnin at May 4, 2009 4:05 PM

And I forgot to say....mmmmm....Hugh Jackman.

Posted by: wsapnin at May 4, 2009 4:05 PM

Mark Ruffalo? Not hot.

Posted by: ER at May 4, 2009 4:06 PM

Jesus Christ Rowles...anything you wanna tell us?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 4, 2009 4:14 PM

That's the gayest I've ever seen NPH look, and I've watched the Shoe Fairy clip more than once.

Posted by: kate the great at May 4, 2009 4:16 PM

Huh. Neil Patrick Harris always struck me as the type who would wax his chest.

Posted by: SJ at May 4, 2009 4:17 PM

Oh my, there is just something about that picture of Mark Ruffalo. I don't think I've thought about him in that way before.

And there is something just wrong about that picture of NPH.

Posted by: tamatha at May 4, 2009 4:18 PM

As much as I love NPH, he does not belong on this list. I was going to say what Kate said, but she said it first.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 4, 2009 4:19 PM

Oh and, yeah, yeah, "totally straight." Who cares?

Posted by: tamatha at May 4, 2009 4:19 PM

Really Rowles!?!?!?!

Posted by: gilp at May 4, 2009 4:20 PM

Mark Ruffalo, not hot? I beg to differ. He's the best part of 13 Going on 30. Well, and the "Thriller" dance.

Posted by: Ariel at May 4, 2009 4:20 PM

Mark Ruffalo is the hotness!

Posted by: king at May 4, 2009 4:24 PM

What issue of Tiger Beat did you get that photo of Doogie from?

I've gone through all my back issues, and can't find it anywhere...

Posted by: Skitz at May 4, 2009 4:26 PM

"Kids, where's your father?"
"Upstairs jerking-off to gay porn again."

Now if you'll excuse me, BLLLARRRRGHHH.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 4, 2009 4:27 PM

He's the best part of 13 Going on 30. Well, and the "Thriller" dance.

The best part of a turd, is still a turd.

Does Tom Selleck count? Fuck it, Tom Selleck counts. The fur harvest from that man could clothe a large Canadian city for two winters.

Posted by: admin at May 4, 2009 4:28 PM

Oh god oh god oh god. That picture of Burt Reynolds makes me want to donate my cooter to charity. I want no part of that, as a hormonally charged woman or as a member of the human race.

Posted by: Julie at May 4, 2009 4:32 PM

admin, not if you're shitting out a diamond.

Posted by: Ariel at May 4, 2009 4:38 PM

I'm with Julie. That picture of Burt Reynolds is so nausea-inducing. Did it occur to him that if he wanted to pose naked he should have removed the toupee?

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 4, 2009 4:41 PM

Jesus Christ Rowles...anything you wanna tell us?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 4, 2009 4:14 PM


What's with the euphemisms all of a sudden? Why don't you just come out and call him what you want to call him, girlfriend. ;)

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at May 4, 2009 4:46 PM

How many actual men have no hair on their chest?
*Raises hand*

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 4, 2009 4:46 PM

John Krasinski has a hairy chest. Mmmmm.....Krasinski chest.

Ruffalo's chest is just as hairy as The Husband's chest. I now find myself attracted to Ruffalo...

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 4, 2009 4:47 PM

I have to admit it, ape-man chest never did a damn thing for me. Probably why I married an Asian man. Now, Jason Scott Lee shirtless in the live action Jungle Book? There's not enough m's in the world for that mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good.

Posted by: slower lower at May 4, 2009 5:00 PM

John Krasinski has a hairy chest. Mmmmm.....Krasinski chest.

Really? Shoot, I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sarah at May 4, 2009 5:05 PM

makes me wish i hadnt shaved my chest rug... although it is growing back absurdly quickly two weeks on and its way past neil patrick harris and running towards brosnan-esque...

ill be back to being a ginger aslan in no time

Posted by: jim of the lower case at May 4, 2009 5:07 PM

Doesn't Ryan Reynolds have hair on his chest . . . ? I must be mistaken. Surely there's no way Dustin "I'm-a-heterosexual-with-issues" Rowles would leave Reynolds off any conceivable list of the pretties.

Posted by: jimbob at May 4, 2009 5:08 PM

Here's a photo of Krasinski in Smiley Face. In the shower. Oh. Yes.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 4, 2009 5:17 PM

No Jon Hamm. For shame Rowles, for shame.

Posted by: fionna at May 4, 2009 5:24 PM

You are so not entirely straight. I say this as a friend you've never met before.

Posted by: George at May 4, 2009 5:43 PM

Can I tell you about Matt? I was 18, he was 26, prior service but then enrolled at my university. He was the first man of mine who was furry. (He also gave me great memories for when I'm in the nursing home, but anyway.)

He made me see the miracle that is a furry man. Good LORD a man carpet is just a sight to behold.

So after him, I just couldn't handle these chests with two or three little pity hairs all lonely in the middle of the chest, or the nipple hairs that were always around. And just a sea of sad empty skin in between. What's up with that? It's wrong, I tell you, unNATural. There I said it.

When I met Mr. Snuggiepants, one of the first things I noticed about him (besides the fact that he was both incredibly hot and 5'6" which I didn't think ever happened) were the hairs sticking up ABOVE his very high t-shirt collar. I swear I remember literally thinking to myself, "JACKPOT."

Pierce Brosnan up there is an amateur. So is Hugh Jackman. Now Ruffalo? THAT'S how a guy's chest should look. ROWR. Please let me run my fingers through that. Please.

The only downside is when he's eating popcorn or chips with his shirt off and you look at him later and realize his man carpet caught about 30% of what he was eating. That's not so hot.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 4, 2009 5:47 PM

I could go either way, from the Finding Forrested Connery's to the hairless Zac Fuck Yeahfron's, I'm just a horndog through and through.

Posted by: kidtiger at May 4, 2009 5:48 PM

Pinky McLadybits Holy shit, that picture of Krasinski is making me think naughty naughty things. He's a wee bit on the skinny side for my taste, but I already have a huge crush on him and that just made it worse. MUCH worse. Especially because of the look on his face. My. I need to turn the ceiling fan on.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 4, 2009 5:49 PM

Well, thanks, I guess! I do have a hairy front torso.

Posted by: Jay at May 4, 2009 5:49 PM

Ryan Reynolds definitely has chest hair. And it's beautiful. Kick NPH and put RR there instead, and at least I can get on board with the top two.

Posted by: Gabs at May 4, 2009 5:50 PM

Pinky, I just wanted to scroll that picture down.

Posted by: JasperBuckelmen at May 4, 2009 5:50 PM

Julie I have the same reaction to the Burt Reynolds pic, but only because I can remember my mother and GRANDMOTHER squeeing and giggling over it. And saying things I didn't understand at the time and instinctively didn't want to understand.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 4, 2009 5:50 PM

ill be back to being a ginger aslan in no time

Your ideas, your newsletter...

Here's a photo of Krasinski in Smiley Face. In the shower.

*Your* ideas, *your* newsletter...

Oh, Mark Ruffalo. These are some dirty, dirty thoughts I'm having right now. In spite of having seen In The Cut.


Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 4, 2009 6:44 PM

Got any more room under that ceiling fan, Snuggiepants?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 4, 2009 6:45 PM

Ohhh...my....yes! Thank you Pinky McLadybits, and thank you Dustin for the Mark Ruffalo picture. Those just made my day a little brighter.

I was surprised to find that Robin Williams didn't make the list, but I can see now that you were going for hairy chest quality, not quantity. Bravo.

Posted by: meaux at May 4, 2009 6:45 PM

Geez...I'm fine with a little bit of chest hair like NPH has, but Connery just has a fucking carpet stuck to his chest. Also, he's very old.

But when it's like...STRANDS of hair and not just sexy little curls? No. Just no. Gross. Go and braid it and keep it away from me.

Posted by: figgy at May 4, 2009 7:10 PM

Scott Baccula circa Murphy Brown, there was one seen...he pulled his shirt off and wow I didn't mind the hair.

Perfect amount and placement, it was awesome.

Posted by: Mebe at May 4, 2009 7:11 PM

The list should have been a top ten. Hands down (or up the shirt, as the case seems to be)

In as much as I just love to snuggle up with the menz who have a ultra manly chestular region... I'm a firm believer in upkeep and taming of said area. Once a guy starts veering over into gorilla-ville, I'm out.


Posted by: Ms MoMo at May 4, 2009 7:31 PM

Aw darn now and oopsies.

I forgot my intended gush about the Pajian Wonderland.

Love the site. Tickled by the comments. Damn funny shizz.
Happy to have found you all, just a scant month ago.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at May 4, 2009 7:34 PM

I feel so honored...singled out for such a fantastic list? I feel pretty all of a sudden! And I also feel that Rowles is secretly in love with me. Shut up. Let me have my fantasy.

I'm glad to see all the love for the hairy chested man. I myself am covered in more hair than a German woman's legs, and I really like being with other guys who DON'T shave their chests, leaving them all prepubescent and stubbly. OUCH! (Though the muscle-y guy I was cuddled up to last night was shaved and hot and to be quite honest, I didn't give a damn at ALL that there was chest stubble...but that's another story...)

My additions to this list would be as follows:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal. Mmmmm. Brokeback goodness.

2. ">Tom Selleck. Mmmmm. Old guy goodness.

3. Jude Law. Mmmmm. British, cheater goodness.

4. Paul Rudd. Mmmmm. Goofy guy goodness.

5. Dylan McDermott. Mmmmm. Just ungodly fucking hot.

And that picture of NPH, gay or not, is unbelievable. Something tells me I could jerk off to Rowles' picture folders on his home PC.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at May 4, 2009 7:41 PM

I'll be glad to let my chest hair grow back as soon as someone tells me how to avoid ingrown hairs. The smooth as chicken skin look is better than infected, pus-filled pustules.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 4, 2009 7:56 PM

I grew up on images of hairless Calvin Klein models. But, what can I say?--when I grew up I realized I LOVE hairy chests (shoot, male body hair in general). Nice and soft and sexy. Doesn't give a woman rug burn like the chest stubble. A guy with hair is obviously a red-blooded, earthy male. Not someone I'll have to fight for the hair gel or who'll waste hours pumping up at the gym.

Posted by: 28 year old woman at May 4, 2009 8:07 PM

Tracer, just treat your chest skin just as you do your facial skin. Use a VERY mild (without a ton of fragrances) to bathe, apply an astringent/clarifying lotion in the morning, moisturize with a noncomedogenic , and exfoliate with a medicated (read: benzoyl peroxide)scrub once or twice a week. In a couple of weeks, your hair should be growing back, sans the chest pimples. While it sounds like expensive and time-consuming start up, imagine the eventual time and expense you'll save on shaving and razors.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at May 4, 2009 8:13 PM

Yum.

I love me some chest hair. It's so... manly. Not that I'd descriminate against men without a hairy chest, it's just that, well, you know, preferences. I also heartily second John Krasinski and any man on Pink Hulk's list, especially Paul Rudd.

*swoon*

Posted by: Kayanne at May 4, 2009 8:19 PM

Wow...Pink Hulk knows more about skin care than I do. I need to write all that down. Not that I shave my chest. But I bet it could do wonders for my legs.

Also, Jake Gyllenghal really has mighty sexy chest hair. Sexy everything, really.

Posted by: figgy at May 4, 2009 8:37 PM

Slower lower you are Soooooo right about Jason Scott Lee in The Jungle Book!

As for NPH, maybe it's because he's holding both his crotch and his ass at the same time?

*sigh* Hairy, muscular chests! Tracer, sorry 'bout your pain though. A friend of mine shaves his chest hair because he's afraid of the same thing.
It hurts my heart I tell you, just destroys it.

Posted by: Four Eyes at May 4, 2009 8:43 PM

Good Lord. Mr. Snuggiepants doesn't know what he's in for tonight. I'm a-gonna bury my face in that chest.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 4, 2009 8:45 PM

Aaaand, next week can we expect an entry on yet more lovely features of natural men?


Heh.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 4, 2009 8:46 PM

But seriously, for some reason that picture of Burt Reynolds just disturbed me! And not in a good Ryan Reynolds way.

Posted by: Four Eyes at May 4, 2009 8:47 PM

Well, I, for one, have no problems with the Burt Reynolds picture.

And Tom Selleck? Yes, please.

Posted by: Kolby at May 4, 2009 8:56 PM

What's with the euphemisms all of a sudden? Why don't you just come out and call him what you want to call him, girlfriend. ;)

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at May 4, 2009 4:46 PM

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Well played :)

Posted by: Barbadoslim at May 4, 2009 9:00 PM

Thanks, Hulk. Looks like I've got a trip to Bath and Body Works in my future. You know, at some point Mrs. Bullet is going to start wondering why I've got more cleansers, cremes and unguent in the bathroom than she does. She won't wonder quite as much as Mrs. Rowles wonders why he insists that she splash on a little Aqua Velva before coming to bed, but she'll wonder.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 4, 2009 9:41 PM

Every time I see Hugh Jackman now, I hear that Isaac Hayes-esque voice saying "It's Hugh," like on The Soup.

Posted by: Elfrieda at May 4, 2009 10:10 PM

Got any more room under that ceiling fan, Snuggiepants?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 4, 2009 6:45 PM
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If you can hang on a couple hours (noonish, AvB), I'll whip off my shirt before I drop to my knees, double the thrill.

Now: Do hairy-chested men (like me) also tend to have a hairy ass (like me), and is THAT attractive too? Cause if it is, y'all will be lining up around the block. (No offense, Hulk, but I'm not including you in that image.)

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 4, 2009 11:31 PM

No prob, 8====D, no offense taken. And yes, bucdaddy, that is the symbol I have personally assigned to you. You're welcome for the FOUR equals, btw.

And Tracer, buddy, you can do better than Bath and Body Works. It's all about the Sephora, my friend. It's all about the Sephora. Let the women/gay men there show you the way.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at May 4, 2009 11:37 PM

If = = 1 inch, you shorted me .25.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 4, 2009 11:55 PM

The Pink Hulk I avoid Sephora like it's a living breathing case of the herps. If I walk in there, I emerge 90 minutes later with absolutely no memory of what happened, clutching a $35 makeup brush and a $40 tin of LIP BALM. And then I cry, coming down from the makeup whore roofies. It's sick.

bucdaddy I've long ago accepted that the hairy ass just sort of comes with the package of the hairy chest. It's sort of unavoidable. However, I REALLY hit the jackpot with Mr. Snuggie in the sense that I dislike super hairy legs, arms and pits (a la Robin Williams) and in all those places, he's amazingly sparse. I once commented that it's like Godtopus herself custom made him for me. And I think she did.

But yes, the hairy ass. And as he's gotten older, a hairy back. And shoulders. Sorry to gross anyone out. But true love is your partner holding up the trimmers and saying "hon? Couldja do my back?"


Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 5, 2009 12:02 AM

Do hairy-chested men (like me) also tend to have a hairy ass (like me), and is THAT attractive too?

I just like guy body hair, bucdaddy, but like Snugglepants I'm not too keen on the whole Robin Williams look. I also don't like when a guy has soooo much chest that when he wears a necklace it gets all caught in it (think a typical Guido wife beater and pinky rings look). I just like guy aspects, even some body odor, which is why I can't stand it when a guy greases himself up with Axe body spray to cover up the man smell. It's not natural.

Other turn-ons: stubble. Sigh... I really enjoyed Wolverine for all the very wrong reasons.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 12:38 AM

All right ladies, male porn stars, and Pink Hulks

I assume that second one was about Bslim, right? Anyhoodle, it's not the lawn I'm worried about, it's the size of the tree out front.

Oh, and they have to have a nice ass. Keep that in mind, fellas. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to steal back my Pajiboyfriend and remind him how a pro does it.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at May 5, 2009 12:48 AM

Kayanne We're totally on the same wavelength. Stubble, love it. Five o' clock shadow on a handsome man, rowr. The smell of a guy's neck. Big hands. Nice lips--soft, kissable nice lips. Think Jemaine Clement. Now there's a hot hairy guy with a deep voice who probably smells like....damn, there are just no words to describe the smell of man skin. I would say cinnamon, but no. I would say the woods, but that's too cliche. It's earthy, though. Freshly plowed earth that has sex all over it.

Ok I've said too much.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 5, 2009 12:48 AM

I have to admit that I have a great deal of empathy for hairy-chested men, since both my Dad and brother fall into that category (my bro is the type where you can see a little bit of hair poking up from the top of his shirt). I have a hairless man myself (I married Asian, too) - but naturally hairless is much, much sexier than artificially hairless. And he still has pit hair, which I find... oddly sexy. ;)

Posted by: luthien26 at May 5, 2009 12:51 AM

Stubble, love it. Five o' clock shadow on a handsome man, rowr. The smell of a guy's neck. Big hands. Nice lips--soft, kissable nice lips.

*goes weak* Oh, gracious, do I want a man.

And as for that earthy smell, I liken it often to the lumber section of Home Depot. Which makes me wonder if I should go trolling around there one afternoon in some tight ass jeans with a look of confusion. Either some hottie will help me or I'll get a buzz off all the testosterone.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 12:55 AM

Kayanne YES, that's IT. Man skin in its natural, nonstinky state smells like fresh cut lumber. Thank you, that was bugging me.

If you did that at my local Home Depot, you'd go home with a few ratty-looking guys in their 60s who smell like misery and wet cigarettes instead of fresh-cut lumber. But hey, Cialis!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 5, 2009 1:07 AM

you'd go home with a few ratty-looking guys in their 60s who smell like misery and wet cigarettes

HA! Sadly, these men find me anyway, so I don't have to go trolling. Where can I find someone like the Brawny man?

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 1:18 AM

Do we still smell like that if we don't look like the Brawny man?

We don't know all this hair and skin chemistry shit you're talking about, so it's very illuminating.

Posted by: Jay at May 5, 2009 6:49 AM

Well, Hulk, I did some looking on the websites of both Sephora and The Art of Shaving (Because I am a heterosexual. Ostensibly). Jiminy Christmas, man. I'd be getting off cheap if I managed to only spend $100 in either of those places. Unless you're willing sit down with Mrs. Bullet and explain to her why her husband, who just spent $1,100 on suits (They were having a buy one, get two free sale, dammit. How am I supposed to walk away from that?) and already draws an inordinate amount of attention from gay men as it is (admittedly, the $1,000 suits probably play a role in that), should spend that kind of money on skin care, that ain't gonna fly.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 5, 2009 8:21 AM

oh Snuggiepants the Deathbringer...I am totally drooling at the idea of that man. Five-o-clock shadow is heaven ;)

Posted by: silviou at May 5, 2009 8:32 AM

Do we still smell like that if we don't look like the Brawny man?

Eh, sure. I mean, I'm not in charge of your personal hygiene life, but men (when properly cleaned) smell scrumptious. But, I'm not the kind of girl that hates on after shave and/or cologne, you just need to be using it in appropriate proportions. Those body sprays can go to hell.

In short, Jay I bet you smell just fine!

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 8:41 AM

As Snuggiepants said, the hairy butt, back and shoulders do come into play when you have a hairy chested man. I once convinced The Husband to let me wax his shoulders. I laughed hysterically while he yelled, "AHH! DEAR GOD! Is that blood? AM I BLEEDING!!" I'm a bitch.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 5, 2009 8:41 AM

Those body sprays make me dry heave. They're like a huge force field of stank to keep you away from douches.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 5, 2009 8:44 AM

Pinky McLadybits that cracked me up! I mean come on, it's just the shoulders. We ladies have to put that hot wax plenty of other much more uncomfortable places. But now that I think about it, the body sprays do act as a force field/douche early warning system, so maybe I should appreciate them more.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 8:51 AM

We ladies have to put that hot wax plenty

Whaddaya mean "have to"?

Posted by: Jay at May 5, 2009 9:16 AM

Ok, ok, ok, I'll admit I like it.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 9:18 AM

No Tom Selleck? The Mag chest was top shelf.

Posted by: tknocks at May 5, 2009 9:27 AM

The application? Well we don't.

On the other hand, that husband shoulda damn well known better.

Posted by: Jay at May 5, 2009 9:29 AM

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Posted by: salawhite at May 5, 2009 9:46 AM

Oh FUCK OFF with your height requirements already!!!!!

Posted by: Jay at May 5, 2009 10:13 AM

Other turn-ons: stubble.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 12:38 AM
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Rockin' a two-day stubble right now. You can decide later whether it's worth the brushburns on your thighs.

No cologne. No aftershave. No perfume. A little Old Spice in the pits, where it belongs.

So ... ?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 5, 2009 10:44 AM

bucdaddy Old Spice? Not trying to be hateful here, but if you've also got gray chest hair, I'd have weird moments of feeling like I was fucking my Papaw.

Tracer NO TO THE ART OF SHAVING! They SUCK. There are two locations here and I made an appointment for Mr. Snuggie to get a real, straight razor shave complete with hot towel, two actual shaves (one with the grain, one against it), a facial, the whole nine yards, called the Royal Shave. On his birthday. Was gonna be about sixty bucks before the tip. We show up and they're closed. Locked up. We had a freaking appointment. I asked the people at the Galleria customer service desk and they said "yeah, that store's been locked up all WEEK. It's weird."

Weird indeed. He was really looking forward to that!

I contacted their corporate office, left messages, NO ONE has responded. Zilch.

Then I got to talking to other people who have bought their products and say they're overpriced for what you get and the customer service sucks. Stay far away from them.

But as for the price at Sephora and the like---the stuff lasts FOREVER. So it's a bit less expensive than it seems. Mr. has some of their facial care stuff for men and loves it, I think he's going on eight or nine months since I bought the products.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 5, 2009 11:22 AM

I waxed Mr. S's back once. He enjoyed it. Should I be worried?

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 5, 2009 11:23 AM

Where can I find someone like the Brawny man?

Santa Fe, NM. Up in the hills, surveying and doing some clear cutting. Bit of a radical, but he washes regularly and doesn't shave his body hair. Also doesn't own a TV or have a computer at home. Nice guy. Adores women. Hunts, cooks, cleans. Tell him he can thank me for sending him a new stalker. It's the least a long-time ex can do. :)

And yeah, I'm all for men with body hair, which is a good thing, since the mister seems to get more and more as the years go by.

Posted by: Reba at May 5, 2009 11:27 AM

mmmmmmm........chest hair peeking out of that nice Hawaiian floral print shirt while driving that red Ferrari on the curvy roads near Hololulu.....revvvvvvvvvv......Yessiree, Tom Selleck (aka Magnum) is my hirsute fantasy.

And I do NOT prefer my men hairy--I'll even break my staunch anti-mustache rule just for him!

Posted by: Courtney at May 5, 2009 12:55 PM

Two more quick thoughts on skin care. For shaving, you really can't beat two brands: Burt's Bees and Mario Badescu (available online). Mario's shaving cream is like freakin' butter.

And for daily skin care, I use the BORBA clarifying line, and it keeps me smooth and purty all day.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at May 5, 2009 12:58 PM

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 5, 2009 10:44 AM

Yes! buc, this will inevitably be awkward when your daughter and I meet up and become best friends. But still, yes.

Reba he sounds very nice... Almost like a character in one of those romance-y type novels. You know, the kind of men I assumed never really existed. But sadly, I won't be stalking him any time soon. I'm east coast, which causes a problem if I were to wanna hang out in his bushes. Thank you for the mental image anyway.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 2:56 PM

ewwww DNW NPH. he's a cute nerd, but I am not after his body at all.

Posted by: laura at May 5, 2009 5:07 PM

I have only one problem with shirtless Hugh Jackman.

WHERE ARE HIS FREAKIN' NIPPLES?!!??

Seriously. Where the fuck are they?

As for NPH...... uh. Ok. I have to confess that of all those pics, his was the only one that made my bean jump.

I am obviously in need of help. I think I better go lie down.

In my bunk.

Posted by: Tarn at May 5, 2009 8:06 PM

K',
'K.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 5, 2009 10:41 PM

YAY NPH!(Why does he have to be gay...)
He's not even that hairy lol, heck, David Tennant's is hairier than that lol. I'll agree with Sean Connery, cos he just plain rocks. But Hugh Jackman? NAO! I've never liked him....

Posted by: Meimi132 at May 6, 2009 5:58 PM

It's true, Tarn, where are his nipples? It's creepy like when women have their nipples airbrushed out of an ad or fashion shot. Ick

Posted by: Racahel at May 6, 2009 9:37 PM

I recently heard the best description of Ruffalo: he talks like he has an eternal gum inside his mouth that doesn't let him separate his teeth.

Posted by: mario at May 12, 2009 1:31 PM

i want to be actor

Posted by: samer at May 30, 2009 7:59 AM

and my e-mail is
node_king@yahoo.com

Posted by: samer at May 30, 2009 8:01 AM

and my phone is
00962786783278

Posted by: samer at May 30, 2009 8:04 AM