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A Seriously Random List XIX / Dustin Rowles

Seriously Random Lists | November 10, 2008 | Comments (92)

Reviewing Soul Men last Friday, I was reminded again the of the unfortunate passing of Bernie Mac, a comedian who got started late in life, thus depriving us all of an extra few years of his talents. As I was contemplating the loss of Mac, I got to thinking about a few more actors who were taken from us far too early, men cut down in their prime before we could fully appreciate their careers. Everyone knows about folks like James Dean and John Ritter, but there were a lot of actors who just weren’t quite able to gain that level of fame, so their passings weren’t appropriately marked. Today, we give them their due:

5. Thomas Ian Nicholas (1980 - 2004). Resume Highlights: American Pie, The Rules of Attraction. Cause of Death: Unknown.

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4. Jeremy London (1972 - 2004). Resume Highlights: Mallrats, “Party of Five,” “7th Heaven.” Cause of Death: Abandonment.

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3. Ethan Embry: (1978-2002). Resume Highlights: Can’t Hardly Wait, “Freakylinks” Cause of Death: Neglect.

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2. Kerr Smith: (1972 - 2005). Resume Highlights: “Dawson’s Creek,” “E-Ring.” Cause of Death: Indifference.

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1. Breckin Meyer: (1974 - 2005) Resume Highlights: Road Trip, “Inside Schwartz” Cause of Death: Underexposure.

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Comments

Where's Joshua Jackson?

Posted by: Bistro at November 10, 2008 2:57 PM

Wow, you could have also called that list "Five Guys I'd Like to Have Relations With."

Posted by: Pink Hulk at November 10, 2008 2:59 PM

Technically, you could use the whole goddamed cast of Road Trip (minus the Stiffler guy, of course). Whatever happened to the creepy skinny kid? I know he was in Hustle & Flow, but after that?

Posted by: Skitz at November 10, 2008 2:59 PM

lets see how many people start googling about these guys thinking they are really gone and posting "no way".

in 3,2,1...

Posted by: pabs at November 10, 2008 3:00 PM

No way! Fool me once...uhh, shit, how's that go again? I can't get fooled again!

Posted by: lordhelmet at November 10, 2008 3:05 PM

Damn! I thought these motherfuckers were really dead.

Posted by: Pookie at November 10, 2008 3:06 PM

One of Ethan Embry's highlights was Empire Records you dick! Acknowledge it!

Posted by: becks at November 10, 2008 3:08 PM

How can we mention Breckin Meyer without mentioning Go?!

"yo, my mother's mother's mother's mother was black!"

Posted by: TK at November 10, 2008 3:08 PM

Wasn't there another London? Where'd he go?

I ALSO thought all these guys were dead for a moment (and I was just really out of touch). Which felt...okay, actually.

Posted by: tt_marie at November 10, 2008 3:10 PM

Again (and again and again and AGAIN) with the "Empire Records"....second only to "Can't Hardly Wait".

The omission is "Vegas Vacation".

Posted by: Jay at November 10, 2008 3:13 PM

And how can you acknowledge Breckin Meyer without mentioning The Craft?!

Kidding. Sorta.

Posted by: Julie at November 10, 2008 3:13 PM

i don't think amy of these guys really had potential.. i mean they were all just blah to me.

don't get me wrong garfield, that thing you do, rookie of the year and all had great oscar contending performances in them, i guess those in power had something against young white actors.

Posted by: pabs at November 10, 2008 3:18 PM

Isn't Breckin Meyer involved with "Robot Chicken"? I know it's not a high-profile thing or whatever, but stoners everywhere appreciate his efforts...

Wasn't Ethan Embry in "Sweet Home Alabama" or something like that? Hate to admit that I've even SEEN it, but dude is pretty kinda adorable.

Posted by: kalafraja at November 10, 2008 3:20 PM

When I see Breckin Meyer I think Clueless.

Posted by: elsie at November 10, 2008 3:22 PM

Maybe it's just that most of these guys had awkward, dopey faces that weren't going to get any better with age. Have you seen Ethan Embry lately??

Posted by: AM at November 10, 2008 3:25 PM

Clueless was so fantastic. Why would I listen to you anyway, you're just a virgin who can't drive.

Posted by: becks at November 10, 2008 3:26 PM

You totally got me. I started reading this and thought: Thomas Ian Nicholas died? Then I scrolled down and got the joke.

I saw Breckin Meyer at a FedEx once. I had the impression there were mitigating circumstances, but he was very impatient with the customer service.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 10, 2008 3:30 PM

Breckin Meyer, Ethan Embry and Jeremy London are lost treasures from the 90s who will always have a special place in my heart.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at November 10, 2008 3:31 PM

That was way harsh

Posted by: Lainey at November 10, 2008 3:31 PM

uh for all intents and purposes aren't all of these guys pretty much the same guy anyway?

Posted by: Jen Vegas at November 10, 2008 3:34 PM

lists are a good idea. this list was a bad idea.

Posted by: snake at November 10, 2008 3:35 PM

PS Dustin, I kind of hated you for a second for making me think Breckin Meyer had died. I was seriously already getting out the phone to text every girl I ever watched Clueless or Josie and the Pussycats with.
Now, I think I will just watch Josie and the Pussycats.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at November 10, 2008 3:36 PM

"I saw Breckin Meyer at a FedEx once."

Oh yeah? Well I saw Breckin Meyer choking a street juggler in Louisiana. Totally unprovoked. Just walked right up and started choking the hell out of him. Unbelievable... Kids were crying and everything. I thought it might've been a prank from Punkd or something, so I started to laugh - Meyer turned toward me and as god as my witness, I've never seen such emptiness in a man's eyes... There was nothing there. Truly frightening.

ETHAN EMBRY IS YUMMO!

Posted by: Skitz at November 10, 2008 3:37 PM

I hate Kerr Smith. I have no justification for my animosity, other than I want to punch his stupid face until he cries so many bitch tears that his already undersized t-shirt shrinks and suffocates him, thereby improving his appearance.

Posted by: Julie at November 10, 2008 3:38 PM

How can you list Thomas Ian Nicholas' resume highlights without ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?!?!? Just think of all the impressionable young children who broke their arms that year in the hopes of throwing a wicked speedball! They just wanted to be like Thomas Ian Nicholas.

Also, I always got him confused with Tom Everett Scott (who also should be on this list). Whither have you gone oh three-first-named masters of my preteen heart?

Posted by: foursweatervests at November 10, 2008 3:45 PM

I've had crushes on all these boys at one time or another. Still do I guess.

Well I saw Breckin Meyer choking a street juggler in Louisiana.

That's not funny. That juggler was my father, you dick.

Posted by: jamiepants at November 10, 2008 3:46 PM

For me, Jeremy London will always be his brother Jason London as Bobby Ray from Too Wong Foo. I (and my fellow Fag Hags) LOVED that movie. And Jeremy London's brother Jason London as the delicious Bobby Ray is the primary reason.

Posted by: Amelia Bedelia at November 10, 2008 3:50 PM

"When I see Breckin Meyer I think Clueless."

A small price to pay to the party gods!

Posted by: Mick J at November 10, 2008 3:54 PM

Wow! All 5 actors were in "Resume Highlights." I never saw that movie.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 10, 2008 3:55 PM

Yes, Amelia, we all love 2WF:TFEThat Thing You Do! . The bass player! I love him in that movie, nay, FILM. Perhaps it is my bias as I recently got to 2nd base during the scene at the pizza parlor ("Actually it's pronounced O-ned-ers") but I truly love this film and it is almost unknown.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 10, 2008 3:57 PM

Haha, ok yes, I thought these guys were dead at first and then realized that I probably would have heard about that at some point.

And where exactly is Joshia Jackson? I believe he also passed away due to neglect.

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 10, 2008 3:58 PM

Am i the only tool here who watches "brotherhood?" ethan embry is alive and well folks. he's brilliant on that show. if your head wasn't so far up bland bitch boy Ryan Reynolds ass, you might know that.

Posted by: Scott at November 10, 2008 3:59 PM

Haha, ok yes, I thought these guys were dead at first and then realized that I probably would have heard about that at some point.

And where exactly is Joshia Jackson? I believe he also passed away due to neglect.

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 10, 2008 3:59 PM

Ah damn, my first double post ever! Worst.

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 10, 2008 4:00 PM

Oh and Amelia, Wong Foo was good if only for Bobby Ray, but it is, and always will be, a pale imitation of Priscilla which features, by the way, the impossibly gorgeous abs of Guy Pierce. That six-pack puts the London brothers way way way down the ladder....like down with bland bitch boys like Ryan Reyolds. Take it from fags in the know sweetie.... besides, the London boys were far cuter in "Man In The Moon" with Reese Witherspoon.

Posted by: Scott at November 10, 2008 4:03 PM

5. Huh? Is he trying to seduce me.

4. Party of Five and 7th Heaven, he asked for it.

3. O.K. I likes him.

2. Beefcake...BEEFCAKE!

1. meh.

Posted by: admin at November 10, 2008 4:06 PM

Optimus: I love, Love, LOVE That thing You Do!. Hubby and I were just talking about it the other day and I made an "O-ned-ers" joke to him. It starred Thomas Everett Scott who, as previsouly mentioned, probably belongs on this list.

Posted by: elsie at November 10, 2008 4:15 PM

If I recall correctly, Kerr Smith is a raging homophobe (despite playing a gay character on DC), so he can stay gone as far as I'm concerned.

I seem to remember the Other London being a fixture on various MTV Rock N Jock tournaments. Remember those? I think he was, like, an ace soccer player. Maybe. It was a long time ago.

I do miss Breckin Meyer, though. I even used to watch that 'Married to the Kellys' sitcom he was in, which was atrocious. Clueless is definitely his best role.

ALSO ALSO, has anybody else seen 'Dancer, Texas Pop 81'? Breckin Meyer, Ethan Embry, Peter Facinelli. Not a bad little film. Not great, but not bad.

Posted by: Mimi at November 10, 2008 4:16 PM

Joshua Jackson is rocking it on Fringe. He's one of the best parts of it to be honest and the show is pretty good.

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 10, 2008 4:17 PM

Nick Papageorgio from Yuma!

And wasn't Kerr Smith also in Final Destination?

Thomas Ian Nicholas - Rookie of the Year was his masterpiece. He just comes off as a douche in everything else.

And speaking of Rookie of the Year, who was that kid from Little Big League? Where is he now?

Posted by: TO at November 10, 2008 4:20 PM

How can you mention Breckin Meyer without mentioning Rat Race? C'mon. It's got Cuba Gooding Jr. and John Cleese, plus Whoopi and Jon Lovitz.

Posted by: lola at November 10, 2008 4:21 PM

Hi Mimi, I agree with your sentiments regarding Kerr Smith. Unfortunately he's in the unnecessary remake of My Bloody Valentine next year. The one Dustin showed us a preview of a few weeks ago because it had one of the (cute) morons from Supernatural. Isn't it odd though, for such a raging homophobe he's played numerous gay roles. Oh well.... I agree on Breckin Meyer. Isn't he producing something or some things now?

Posted by: Scott at November 10, 2008 4:23 PM

This is so unexpected, I, uh, I didn't even have a speech prepared. But I would like to say this: Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the L.A. city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and last but not least, the wonderful crew of McDonalds for spending hours making those egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.

Posted by: p. potter at November 10, 2008 4:23 PM

WTF - that kid from Little Big League went from The Wizard to Newsies to MTV's Undressed???? Undressed? Un-fucking-dressed????

Posted by: TO at November 10, 2008 4:24 PM

How can you mention Breckin Meyer without mentioning Rat Race? C'mon. It's got Cuba Gooding Jr. and John Cleese, plus Whoopi and Jon Lovitz."

Lola, with the exception of Sir Cleese, that list is a merciless rampage of suck.

Posted by: TK at November 10, 2008 4:24 PM

To be concerned about their demise one would first have to know that any of these nutsacks was alive in the first place.

Posted by: Che Grovera at November 10, 2008 4:26 PM

Umm... I'm confused. Is this just an premature obituary, or a hit list? 'Cause I know a guy who knows a guy...

Posted by: SJ at November 10, 2008 4:34 PM

Somehow TK, Jon Lovitz gets a pass from me. It has nothing to do with my A League of Their Own obsession.

Nothing at all.

: whistles nonchalantly, pauses, can't contain self:

"Get these wild animals away from me!! Haven't you ever heard of a leash?!"

Posted by: Julie at November 10, 2008 4:35 PM

I think they disappeared for a reason. Those new K-Marts don't open themselves you know...

Posted by: Pants at November 10, 2008 4:43 PM

"There's no crying in baseball!" Julie!

I actually sat on my couch Saturday afternoon and watched pretty much the entirety of Rookie of the Year. I loved little squeaky Thomas Ian Nicholas as a kid.

You know who I wonder about? Scott Smalls. I don't remember what his real name is. Guiry or something like that? What happened to that kid?

Posted by: lizzieborden at November 10, 2008 4:47 PM

I think Jeremy London was taken out by a serial twin killer, who also wiped out Jason "Randall 'Pink' Floyd" London at the same time.


For some real hilarity, look up Jeremy's IMDB page. He has 14 projects in some stage of completion prior to release, and you haven't heard of a fucking one of them.

Posted by: Eep at November 10, 2008 4:51 PM

Have you seen Ethan Embry lately??

Ethan Embry plays a cop is in the series "Brotherhood" on Showtime. I think he's quite good in it, though I imagine others would disagree (on Pajiba imagine that).

Posted by: Appwitch at November 10, 2008 4:53 PM

Perhaps it is my bias as I recently got to 2nd base during the scene at the pizza parlor

This is your seduction movie?!?!

Wait wait.....it works?!?!


Well....now I see what my problem's been all along.

Posted by: Jay at November 10, 2008 4:57 PM

Ethan Embry just played a very puffy-faced FBI agent in Eagle Eye, people. His career is on the up swing!

Posted by: Melanie at November 10, 2008 5:07 PM

Aww, I love Breckin Meyer, and not just for Clueless. He really is funny on Robot Chicken; particularly his Lance Armstrong impression. Noteworthy, it was.

And Julie, there is nothing, I repeat, nothing wrong with Jon Lovitz. He's a true sad sack icon. I watched him in The Critic, and no I'm not ashamed.

Don't Jeremy London & Ethan Embry look severely bloated now? I saw some recent pics, and damn.

Someone mentioned Tom Everett Scott; he's on some show w/Kim Delaney. Or Dana. One of them.

Posted by: Brie at November 10, 2008 5:14 PM

Wasn't Breckin Meyer supposed to show up on this season of Heroes? Along with Seth Green? Whatever happened to that?

Posted by: Melissa at November 10, 2008 5:14 PM

Ethan Embry is on Brotherhood, and he is surprisingly good...

Posted by: Luka at November 10, 2008 5:28 PM

I also though that these folks were actually dead, but Ethan Embry confused me. My thoghts were, in order:

"He looks like the guy from 'Brotherhood'. He's not dead"
"Could be he is - I'm watching the 2nd Season on DVD. Also, could be it is just an actor who looks like him in the show."
"Idiot - google him (not a euphemism - while I love the show, his role is not one that will ge tme to switch teams).
(Type, type, click, click)
"He's not dead"
(quick scan of the comments)
"Ohhhh, Dustin is being cute/snarky/a dick"

Butthole

Posted by: Brian at November 10, 2008 5:31 PM

Dammit! I not only googled Thomas Ian Nicholas to find out if he was, in fact, dead - I went one step further and upon reading the wikipedia entry I thought to myself, "Ha...stupid unreliable Wikipedia doesn't even mention that he's dead." Fuck you, Dustin, for making me feel like a douchepacker.

Posted by: hip hop anonymous at November 10, 2008 5:59 PM

Optimus, Dustin did not mention Empire Records because he has something against it. Whilst some of us can appreciate teen films that came after our time, others cannot...
Even if they have an awesome cast and soundtrack and moments of great writing and managed to capture a particular mindset of a particular group at a particular time rather well.

To quote Lucas, "I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do."
Perhaps some people should regret not giving Empire Records a chance.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at November 10, 2008 6:09 PM

I don't know how you could have left out "Cruel Intentions 3" from Kerr Smith's resume. I mean, after CI2 was such a huge hit, audiences were obvously clamoring for a third installation. I know I was.
Also, seeing Capesides first documented homo trying to play some kind of sadist lothario wasn't rediculous in the least......

I love Sunday afternoon movies...

Posted by: hersheygirl at November 10, 2008 6:35 PM

You left out Wes Bentley. I still mourn...

Posted by: Jerce at November 10, 2008 6:56 PM

Breckin Meyer is still one of the top men on Robot Chicken.

But if we're not careful, Nate Fillion could make this list within three years. This. Cannot. Happen. EVER!

Posted by: Audiosuede at November 10, 2008 7:04 PM

7th Heaven is NEVER a career highlight unless you were the key player in that oft seen very special episode where the person went on a rampage and put everyone involved with that saccharine crap fest out of their misery.

Posted by: Melody at November 10, 2008 7:29 PM

Jon Lovitz gets a pass from me for knocking the tar out of Andy Dick and standing up for Phil Hartman.

Kerr Smith is an ungrateful, homophobic chode.

For some reason, I feel like Nick Stahl should be on this list. Like, if he took Kerr's place it would be "Actor's From the Late 90's Who are Still Adored Despite Not Doing Much Lately". Or something.

Posted by: Christina at November 10, 2008 7:31 PM

I'm thinking Breckin Meyer died from a stupid name. And that Embryo kid too.

Posted by: Cindy at November 10, 2008 8:02 PM

Jay, what does the Tao of Steve say? You cannot try to get in their pants. By meticulously choosing a movie you are trying too hard. Choose a fun film that you like, and let the lady decide.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 10, 2008 9:37 PM

I am so glad I wasn't the only one who initially thought these guys were actually dead. Don't do that to me again.

Posted by: NotBlonde at November 10, 2008 9:37 PM

I kind of loved That Thing You Do too, despite the Tom Hanksishness of it. Seriously, I have seen everything that Tom Hanks can do. Tom Hanks as Tom Hanks, over and over again. Retire already. Take Jack Black and Ben Stiller with you.

Also, what is with bashing the Supernatural guys? Why are they morons? Did I miss something stupid they have done, like sleep with Paris Hilton?

Posted by: llp at November 10, 2008 9:55 PM

Oh I'm kidding of course, I know it comes naturally to you, and I don't believe in game plans either.

Posted by: Jay at November 10, 2008 10:41 PM

For me, Jeremy London will always be his brother Jason London

Seriously, I was about to be like "But! How can you mention Jeremy London without mentioning Out Cold, one of the best brainless comedies ever?!!"

Then I saw that comment and I decided to check imdb to see which London was in Out Cold. Turns out that Jason is the only London I've seen on film, as he was in Rage: Carrie 2 (Seriously, I was thirteen and awkward when it came out. Leave me alone.) as well as Out Cold.

So in conclusion, Jeremy London can go fuck himself.


(PS - Why didn't those two bank on the twin thing more? They could have been the male Olsens. Seriously.)

Posted by: Renee at November 10, 2008 11:38 PM

Yeah Jay. I feel weird telling anyone about women. I am horribly unqualified to do so. I kinda just love Steve's 3 Rules and I really think they work... well as long as my roommate doesn't pick up this girl when I'm still in the 3rd stage of avoidance. I don't know if she'll come to me. The trap is set. Now the waiting game begins.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 10, 2008 11:45 PM

It's possibly just the 80's kid in me, but I never tire of Tom Hanks. I don't care that this may adoration may not be merited, and I'm okay with it if he actually does do the same schtick over and over (not saying he does, though). I simply feel calmed by the man's presence on my screen. It feels comfortable to watch him up there, and it makes me happy. I have no idea why, nor do I care. He's like my Hollywood version of a binky; my man-shaped pacifier. The world seems to be a safer, more secure, amiable place when he's around.

Posted by: tt_marie at November 11, 2008 12:07 AM

Empire Records is where it's AT for Ethan Embry. That and Can't Hardly Wait. Anyone ever see him in Dutch? He was just a kid and his last name was different. It stars him and Al Bundy from Married with Children.

I always liked Jason London better because he was in Dazed and Confused, which I watched every day for a year. On VHS.

Breckin Meyer, I've always had a soft spot for. I love his gentle, raspy voice. I loved him in Clueless

Posted by: lucy at November 11, 2008 1:05 AM

Haha, Renee, I loved Out Cold. I saw it b/c I liked JL in Dazed and Confused, but I ended up hating him in Out Cold. Loved everyone else, though. It would be perfect for Hangover Theater.

Posted by: lucy at November 11, 2008 1:09 AM

Just realized I overuse the word "love" when talking about actors. Better be more selective when using it or else they won't think I mean it.

Posted by: lucy at November 11, 2008 1:13 AM

Tom Hanks is like Prozac?

Also being a child of the 80s, I do have a soft spot for several of Tom Hanks' movies from the 80s and 90s. My mother, dear lady, rented Volunteers for us to watch for my 11th birthday. The religious neighbor kids had to leave before I even got to open my gifts. Good times, good times.

Posted by: llp at November 11, 2008 2:04 AM

Yeah I thought they were actually dead......No way.......oops.

Posted by: will at November 11, 2008 2:47 AM

Wow, I can't believe you're already at XIX with these lists! Good call on Jeremy London, Griffin was always way hotter than Justin anyway, god Julia.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at November 11, 2008 4:11 AM

I probably shouldn't come forward with this, but I liked Embry the most in the short-lived revival of Dragnet. And Go should be in Breckin Meyer's highlights.

All those other guys are navelplush.

Posted by: Adere at November 11, 2008 5:36 AM

An actual piece on actors who died young would have been much more interesting.

Posted by: EricD at November 11, 2008 7:51 AM

Becks!! I swear to god you are LIVING INSIDE MY HEAD!!!

Ethan Embry is/was a superb actor, he was so effing funny in Empire Records 'SHOP LIFTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER'
He was the perfect adorable skater kid and made them cool and funny before Avril Lavigne shat all over the entire culture.

Man....now i wanna watch Empire Records...i have a Rory Cochrane craving. The Man is my chocolate.

I'll be honest, the kid at the beginning of this list, I've not seem him in ANYTHING, for years, so for a second i really did think it was a list of actors who had actually died young and was very much thinking 'shit!'
Then I saw my boy Ethan and knew it to be fake cos I would KNOW if he had passed

Posted by: Nadine at November 11, 2008 9:41 AM

Is Kerr Smith sitting on the crapper?

Posted by: Loob at November 11, 2008 9:47 AM

In his picture, real life, or his career?

Because pic; possible

real life: given te time in the states right now, possibly

career? Yes.

Posted by: Nadine at November 11, 2008 9:58 AM

Heehee!

Posted by: Loob at November 11, 2008 10:11 AM

One was asked =)

*momentary distraction..mmmm Josh jackson....mmm*

Posted by: Nadine at November 11, 2008 10:20 AM

Ethan Embry is doing a FINE job on Showtime's Brotherhood, thank you very much. As for his career in those questionable adolescent circle jerk flicks, I'm glad I missed them.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at November 11, 2008 3:47 PM

You got me for a second, too - until I got to one I'd actually heard of... ;-)
I like Breckin Meyer. I have no idea why, I just do!

Also, what is with bashing the Supernatural guys? Why are they morons? Did I miss something stupid they have done, like sleep with Paris Hilton?

Don't think so, llp - we'd have noticed that! Though I doubt Paris would have. She could fit 'em both in and carry on as if nothing was happening, while they spelunked hopelessly, lost in her black cave of a vadge.

Ugh, I just grossed myself out....

Posted by: Tarn at November 11, 2008 5:11 PM

Well, that is pretty gross, but I laughed anyways.

It reminded me of that Kids in the Hall sketch where Mark McKinney is walking around oblivious to the fly on his face, and his girlfriend is trying to subtly let him know, and ends up breaking up with him and sending him letters about it.

Paris: "What? Why are all these people looking at me and waving their hands around their crotch? Do they think I am Lindsay Lohan? Are they trying to tell me I'm hot? That's hot."

Posted by: llp at November 11, 2008 11:06 PM

Actually, I am pretty sure whichever one of the Supernatural dudes who was in House of Wax actually did bone Paris Hilton. Even if that was just a rumor, he was still in a movie with Paris Hilton.

Posted by: bj at November 12, 2008 4:08 AM

bj,
That would be Bigfoot Padalecki.
Any guy who gets anywhere near Hollywood Ebola is usually suspected of having shagged her. It's like there's no safe level of exposure!

llp,
*hee*!
I miss Kids in the Hall.

Posted by: Tarn at November 12, 2008 9:50 AM

Me too!

Posted by: llp at November 12, 2008 9:00 PM