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Everyone Loves A C*cksucker Lover: Your Favorite Famous People Getting Frisky

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (13)

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What do I have for you this evening? I have a bunch of your favorites (and some of your least favorites and, fine, some of your meh-vorites) loving up on each other. From platonic kissy faces, to enduring love, to the odd pair of Oscar nominees, something’s in the air. So enjoy this wee little morsel of love and rest assured that as much as these folks love one another, I love you more.

First up, the good folks at Vanity Fair released the photos from their 2012 Kissing Booth. Among others, we’ve got Bryan Cranston with his wife, NPH withhis partner, Emma Stone with Kristen Wiig and Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Katie’s Abject Terror.

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Yes, yes you’re right, I’m sure Katie’s just fine. Speaking of famous Toms and their ladies, the sweetness of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson on this NHL Kiss Cam will melt your face right off:

Word on the street is that Jason Segel is dating Michelle Williams. Oh, funny dudes, you always win. (Lainey Gossip)
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Finally, we conclude this Weird Monday Evening Pajiba Lovefest with the sexiest thing the internet has to offer. That’s right, you c*cksuckers, Ian McShane put out a smooth jazz album in 1992, back when he was Lovejoy and long before Al Swearengen was a foul-mouthed twinkle in his eye. This is like discovering Duke Silver all over again. You can read an amazingly in-depth review of the album here. Or you can sample its erotic delights below:










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Comments

Hrm. The other day, Segal tweeted something about hypothetically falling in love and if people would be happy for him...

Posted by: Boo at March 6, 2012 1:55 AM

Don't worry Duke Mr.McShane, your secret is safe with me.

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at March 6, 2012 2:07 AM

Sure is a lot of white people at that hockey game...

Posted by: Chrispeare at March 6, 2012 2:12 AM

Tom Cruise is getting better and more awesome each year. There is something going on in spiritual world. I cannot stop thinking about the novel “The Picture of Dorian Gray”. Has Tom sold his soul in order further seduce the world?

Posted by: Anton at March 6, 2012 3:27 AM

@Chrispeare - didn't you get the memo? black people go to *basketball* games.

Posted by: koj at March 6, 2012 4:40 AM

Dr. Horrible on the same page as Toothclopse the Cult leader and a couple of no-names?

Poor DR. H. At least he looks happy.

Posted by: IJ Reilly at March 6, 2012 6:07 AM

Aw, lookit - someone's been tweaking the personality and happiness settings on the KatieBot.

Posted by: Ghisent at March 6, 2012 7:33 AM

Tom Cruise? Looking adorable? Which universe did I wake up in this morning? But he does! They both look adorable. Xenu is really coming through for both of them, eh?

“Oh, funny dudes, you always win.” Yes. Always.

Posted by: Scully at March 6, 2012 9:09 AM

Kristen Wiig has been icking me out lately. Dunno why...loved her in Bridesmaids.

Ohhhhh wait, that was Melissa McCarthy.

Never mind.

Posted by: Barry at March 6, 2012 9:35 AM

Word on the street is that Jason Segel is dating Michelle Williams. Oh, funny dudes, you always win.

Hope he doesn't crush her, both figuratively and literally.

Speaking of famous Toms and their ladies, the sweetness of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson on this NHL Kiss Cam will melt your face right off:

I'm scooping my face off the floor now.

Posted by: haplo at March 6, 2012 9:59 AM

I love me some Ian McShane and the character of Al Swearengen was positively one of most bad-ass, evil to the core personas ever created. That, that song is awful. Bad 80's sitcom theme song awful. Bleh.

Posted by: zaga at March 6, 2012 10:03 AM

I just had my mindhole blown....I used to watch Lovejoy all the time. I adored that show. I had no idea McShane was Lovejoy until I read that. I feel like my life is almost complete, that the pieces are all coming together!

Posted by: Kelly Booth at March 6, 2012 2:08 PM

I think this is the first time I've looked at a picture of Tom and Katie together and not felt like alerting the authorities that a kidnapping was taking place.

Posted by: Craig at March 6, 2012 8:17 PM