Ethan Hawke: Best Doucheface in the Business
Douche who idealizes the winter of our discontent in Reality Bites:
Douche who hits on a callgirl in New York, I Love You:
Douche who yells "O captain, my captain!" in Dead Poet's Society:
Douche who is a deadbeat dad in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead:
Douche who is the epitome of genetic perfection in Gattica:
Douche who butchers Charles Dickens in Great Expectations:
Douche as unwitting vampire in Daybreakers:
Douche as a crooked cop in Brooklyn's Finest:
Douche with an identity crisis in Taking Lives:
Douche who attempts postmodern Shakespeare in Hamlet:
Douche who learns the doucheropes with Denzel in Training Day:
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