Ethan Hawke: Best Doucheface in the Business

By Agent Bedhead | Seriously Random Lists | October 17, 2012 |


Douche who idealizes the winter of our discontent in Reality Bites:

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Douche who hits on a callgirl in New York, I Love You:

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Douche who yells "O captain, my captain!" in Dead Poet's Society:

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Douche who is a deadbeat dad in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead:

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Douche who is the epitome of genetic perfection in Gattica:

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Douche who butchers Charles Dickens in Great Expectations:

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Douche as unwitting vampire in Daybreakers:

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Douche as a crooked cop in Brooklyn's Finest:

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Douche with an identity crisis in Taking Lives:

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Douche who attempts postmodern Shakespeare in Hamlet:

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Douche who learns the doucheropes with Denzel in Training Day:

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Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at Celebitchy.





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