Resistance is Futile: Eight More Franchise Crossovers Ripe for Hollywood's Picking

By Rob Payne | Seriously Random Lists | March 15, 2013 |

What follows is the most likely cinematic crossovers I could imagine, and the scripts practically write themselves. Which is good, because that means less expenditures and more profits. Bottles of Pernod-Ricard Perrier-Jouet and Bugatti Veryons for everyone!

Transformers 4: G.I. Joe 3 (Transformers + G.I. Joe)
Directed by Michael Bay
Tagline: "The real American hero is more than meets the eye."

The Twilight Saga - Underworld: Rectification (Underworld + Twilight)
Directed by Len Wiseman
Tagline: "It's a vampire eats werewolf eats vampire eats werewolf world."

Star Trek Into a Galaxy Far, Far Away (Star Trek + Star Wars)
Directed by J.J. Abrams
Tagline: "A long time ago in the future..."

Harry Potter and the All-Girl Vampire Slayers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer + Harry Potter)
Directed by Joss Whedon
Tagline: "Can there be only one chosen one?"

The Expendables 3 (Terminator meets Rambo meets Universal Soldier)
Directed by Sylvester Stallone
Tagline: "Now with more pretense for existing."

Krazy Katniss Beyond the Arena (The Hunger Games + Mad Max)
Directed by George Miller
Tagline: "She fought for a life of freedom, but she never expected to take the fury road."

Alice Doesn't Kill Here Anymore... (Resident Evil + The Walking Dead)
Directed by Frank Darabont
Tagline: "...unless she has to!"

The S.T.A.T.H.A.M. (The Transporter + Crank + [Your Five Other Favorite Statham Movies])
Directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor
Tagline: "Sneaky Taciturn Ass-kicking Thuggishly Heroic Action Man"

(Predator vs. Alien Source)

Rob Payne writes the comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter, tumbls on the Tumblr, and his wares can be purchased here. He initially planned for ten entries, but bad Photoshop is really time consuming.

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