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Courtney Love's 8 Least Successful Attempts to Look Sexy for the Twitter

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (30)



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Social Networking has made us all voyeurs — not only do we know what our friends are having for lunch and their current sickness level, but we can now find out how insipid some of our favorite celebrities, like John Cusack and Rob Lowe (oh, dear God, Rob Lowe is an idiot) are on Twitter. Some celebrities, like Courtney Love, want to make us voyeurs of her. I don’t really know what’s going on with Courtney Love anymore — I loved Hole, but otherwise, my only knowledge of her lately is that she’s not a particularly good mother — but she really wants us to think she looks sexy on The Twitter.

She doesn’t do a very good job of it, though in my opinion, when she’s not trying so hard, she’s still got it (at least as much as she ever had it). Here are her 8 least successful attempts to look sexy for the Twitter.


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Proof, However, that Courtney Love Has Still Got It

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Comments

Well, if she has it, I don't want it.

Posted by: space oddity at November 22, 2010 10:27 AM

If you've got a fetish for bruises, disturbingly skinny thighs and/or women doped to the point of unconsciousness, those photos are fucking hot.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 22, 2010 10:29 AM

How does a woman with all that money still manage to look like a truck stop hoodrat? In Chanel and Louboutins no less. Honestly, I'm impressed.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 22, 2010 10:34 AM

I am incredibly turned on right now. (My brain refused to see the pictures above and promptly substituted various photos from my spank bank. None of which that have EVER included Courtney Love.)

Posted by: Paultera at November 22, 2010 10:35 AM

Great, now I need to shower again.

Posted by: superasente at November 22, 2010 10:41 AM

Don't do drugs, children.

Posted by: Kballs at November 22, 2010 10:44 AM

Shudder, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at November 22, 2010 10:49 AM

I love the smell of skank in the morning.

Posted by: Nat at November 22, 2010 10:52 AM

*horf*

Those Louboutins are cute, though. She needs to give those to me.

Posted by: stardust at November 22, 2010 10:54 AM

I miss Hole :-(

Posted by: Rest In Peace at November 22, 2010 10:56 AM

i've been following both of her twitter feeds for months and it's highly entertaining at times. photo #3 was the one that really... confused me. of course i had to show it to my husband over breakfast. hehehehe..

she's also posted some really flattering and lovely photos. but it seems like the disturbing ones (like above) seem to get all the attention.

the girl just doesn't have a filter, which is why were all still talking about her.

i don't know, i've had a soft spot for her since i saw her on that andy warhol show in the 80's.

also, i just started following wayne coyne (flaming lips) on twitter and the majority of the photos he posts are of his constantly nude wife.

i added 50 cent and kayne west, just to make my twitter feed a complete train wreck.

Posted by: glittergirl at November 22, 2010 11:00 AM

Proof, However, that Courtney Love Has Still Got It

To which foundation may one donate so that a cure can be found? Poor girl.

And what, pray-tell, is a Louboutin?

Posted by: Rykker at November 22, 2010 11:05 AM

Eh. I'd fuck her.

Posted by: CharlesSheen at November 22, 2010 11:05 AM

If you're trying to look sexxxy, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Edith at November 22, 2010 11:05 AM

Yup. She's got it.

And so far, no topical cream or antibiotic can get rid of it.

Posted by: PissBoy at November 22, 2010 11:13 AM

She looked really good behind the mic when the re-formed Hole was making the late-show rounds a couple months ago, soft and age-appropriate.

None of these do anything for me. Is she, like, pretending to be pregnant in that one or something?

Posted by: , at November 22, 2010 11:14 AM

Rykker - And what, pray-tell, is a Louboutin?

Louboutins are the high class whorewear/prostitog* shoes you see on the fashionistas. They always have a red sole such as the one in picture #5.

*I don't completely believe this, but I can never resist using these terms. They amuse me so.

Seriously though, what is with the mega-giant-high heels these days? Unless you spend your entire day walking on pavement (how appropriate) or low pile carpet, at some point you are going to end up spreadeagled on the floor like a dog on a hot day trying to get maximum surface exposure out of the tile in the bathroom.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 22, 2010 11:23 AM

I'm so glad she went back to Twitter. I missed my daily laughs at her TwitPics.

Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2010 11:25 AM

Luck o' the draw, Frances Bean.

Posted by: sars at November 22, 2010 11:35 AM

Seriously though, what is with the mega-giant-high heels these days?

Seriously, I don't know why you gals do that to yourselves. My formerly broken ankle aches like a mofo whenever I see one of you doing that balancing act.
I find bare feet much sexier.

Posted by: Rykker at November 22, 2010 11:40 AM

Is the first pic Paz De La Huerta, from Boardwalk Empire? If it is, that is absolutely hilarious because every time I see her on that show I say how much she reminds me of Courtney Love. Deep down, any narcissistic woman really just wants to make out with herself.

Posted by: becks at November 22, 2010 11:40 AM

I hate those heels, Mrs Julien. Specially the ones with the giant-ass platforms that make people's feet look like hooves and break off perfectly lovely lines created by their dresses. They're so clunky and horrible and I wish they'd just go out of style already.

Posted by: figgy at November 22, 2010 12:43 PM

Is the first pic Paz De La Huerta, from Boardwalk Empire?

Becks,
I was just thinking the same thing! So now I know she is a nasty skank and not just the greatest actress in the world. I can't wait to tell my beloved!

Posted by: daria at November 22, 2010 1:25 PM

has anyone been able to figure out what the weird silver globe thing is? i'd like to stop thinking about it, so help me!

Posted by: glittergirl at November 22, 2010 6:50 PM

It looks like a purse, likely by Judith Leiber.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 22, 2010 8:18 PM

It's your life, it's your party, it's so awwwwful.

Posted by: stryker1121 at November 22, 2010 8:34 PM

has anyone been able to figure out what the weird silver globe thing is?

First thing I thought was, censer/thurible.

But that's kind of terrible, so I censored myself.

Posted by: Rykker at November 23, 2010 5:37 AM

...until someone actually asked the question, anyway.

/climbs back under rock

Posted by: Rykker at November 23, 2010 5:40 AM

Paz de la Huerta's plastic surgery is starting to rival Courtney Love's. Any woman who really loved herself wouldn't butcher her face as much as those two.

Posted by: Uda at November 23, 2010 8:51 AM

speaking of which... do you know who the guy in the pic nr 2 is?

Posted by: Msa at December 10, 2010 1:23 PM