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Man, Just Cause It's A Theme Song, Don't Make It Not True

By TK | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (29)



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It should come as no surprise that, with the exceptions of sex, alcohol, and stabbing Rob Schneider, I spend most of my time thinking about movies and music. Obsessively so, in fact, and one of the things that I’m constantly thinking about is how music is chosen for film soundtracks. I was once fascinated by soundtracks, though I think it’s becoming something of a lost art. The days of truly brilliant soundtracks (I’m talking songs, not scores) are fading, but that doesn’t stop me from constantly listening to music and thinking about whether or not I’d use that song in a movie, and if I did, what scene would I use it for?

I think we can all agree that the “Hotel California” scene in The Big Lebowski may well be the greatest soundtrack moment in the history of film. This is the model I’d choose to emulate. How to perfectly capture that cinematic moment with the right song. Personally, if I ever got hired to work on licensing and choosing songs for movie soundtracks, it might be my dream job. Better than this fucking salt mine, anyway.

So, with that said, here is today’s Seriously Random List. Because I had a billion ideas rattling around the ol’ brainspace, I’ll be breaking this into a couple of posts. Here is part one:

Choose Your Own Soundtrack, Part I: Romance And Drama Edition:

Lovelorn remembrance: “Somersault,” Zero 7

Looking for your love and finding the apartment empty: “Meet Me In The City,” The Black Keys

The fucking montage (comedy version): “Portions For Foxes,” Rilo Kiley

Walking Purposefully Through The Streets: “Manic Depression,” Jimi Hendrix

The happy lovers montage: “Wait For Me,” Jamie Lidell

The tearful proclamation of love (requited): “Sometime Around Midnight,” The Airborne Toxic Event

The tearful proclamation of love (unrequited): “Twilight Galaxy (acoustic version),” Metric

Sexy time: “Sumthin’, Sumthin,” Maxwell

The break-up, sad: “Dry Your Eyes,” The Streets

Finally leaving: “Get Gone,” Fiona Apple

The break-up, relieved: “Since U Been Gone,” A Day To Remember

The death of the lover: “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over,” Jeff Buckley (R.I.P.)

The death of the lover, aftermath montage: “Gone,” Built To Spill

Running to the new life: “The Story,” Brandi Carlile

Check back next week for Choose Your Own Soundtrack, Part II: Action and Adventure Edition.









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Comments

I submit "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" by D'Angelo as my own personal sexytime soundtrack song.

Posted by: Erik the Shred at February 2, 2011 12:40 PM

Well this was all kinds of depressing.

Let's pick it up then:

The Badass in a Lightning-Paced Asskicking Chev Chelios-like MurderDeathKillSpree

The Misfits-Where Eagles Dare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WoxLk2g4-w

The Fuck That Bitch I'm Better Off Without Her

Jimmy Hendrix-Like A Rolling Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nomiRFkEd64

The I Just Killed The Man Who Offed My Brother, But I Won't Let the Boys Know I've Got A Bullet In Me

Tom Waits-Romeo is Bleeding

Posted by: D-Day at February 2, 2011 12:42 PM

Posted by: D-Day at February 2, 2011 12:43 PM

I love everything about this. More please!

Posted by: jM at February 2, 2011 12:44 PM

greatest soundtrack moment in the history of film is indeed in the Big Lebowski, but it comes towards the end when "Dead Flowers" comes on.

Also, I don't think you can really do better than "Son of a Preacher Man" scene in Pulp fiction

Posted by: Nitty at February 2, 2011 12:46 PM

My favorites are probably (in addition to said Gipsy Kings)

"A Quick One" Rushmore
"Surfin Bird" Full Metal Jacket/Home For The Holidays
"Cat People" Inglourious Basterds

I'm sure there's some more I'm forgetting, but those are a few whose movies have claimed ownership.

Posted by: Jay at February 2, 2011 12:57 PM

This list is scarily reflective of my own potential-movie soundtrack associations. And my music library in general. I mean, I wasn't suspicious about you listing Rilo Kiley, Black Keys, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, Metric, Built to Spill, and Jamie Lidell, but KELLY CLARKSON?!

I'll thank you to stay out of my iTunes account, TK.

Posted by: nosio at February 2, 2011 1:15 PM

Some fave soundtrack moments:

"Search and Destroy" in The Life Aquatic (Bill Murray bustin' caps on pirates)

"Where is My Mind?" in Fight Club (buildings tumble, quick peen shot, end credits)

"2000 Man" in Bottle Rocket (botched robbery / fleeing the police)

Posted by: Mattfactor at February 2, 2011 1:25 PM

I am shocked that so many people have NO clue who the Gipsy Kings are given their rendition of Hotel California in Big Lebowski. I grew up listening to them and just love love their music, but when I ask people if they're heard of them I always get puzzled looks. Shame. I also saw them in concert in New Orleans with three girl friends and was given backstage passes by their manager. AND we were invited back to their hotel where they gave us roses, sang to us on the lounge piano and we drank really amazing Spanish wine! They invited us for lunch the next day but we passed :) Perfect night and didn't want to ruin it!

Posted by: petalfrog at February 2, 2011 1:31 PM

Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" in Trainspotting rules all soundtrack moments.

"Sister Christian" in Boogie Nights (loaded with lots of other memorable cues as well) is pretty great too. The firecrackers sell it.

How about that "Layla" piano exit in Goodfellas?

Bill Withers' "Lovely Day" in 127 Hours is one of my new favorites. More props to Danny Boyle.

Tarantino is really a master of this art.

I could type all day with these.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 2, 2011 2:40 PM

Is it weird that I thought for a second that the ad for Pajama Jeans was part of your soundtrack? Those things are so wrong, yet so right.

I'm not sure what my theme song is, but lately I've been listening to "Climbing Up The Walls" (Zero 7 Remix) by Radiohead non-stop, so what does that say about me?

Posted by: Nugs at February 2, 2011 2:43 PM

I ADORE "Sometime Around Midnight". The first time I heard it, I could just picture the scene it would play under in a film.

I think Bat For Lashes' cover of Springsteen's "I'm On Fire" would be RAD in a movie. Go take a listen and close your eyes, tell me it wouldn't be perfect.

Great SRL, TK!

Posted by: Lauren at February 2, 2011 2:47 PM

The tip-top for me would have to be "Mad, Mad World" in Donnie Darko.

It's perfect.

Posted by: Sam at February 2, 2011 2:59 PM

You had me at the Black Keys-Kelly Clarkson. I'm in. ready to bare my soul (to squeeze):

My "eternal theme song for always" is Cherub Rock.

My "kick myself in the ass and stop feeling sorry for myself song" is The Greeting Song by Red Hot Chili Peppers

My "Happy Happy Joy Joy song" is My Cheri Amore, Stevie

my "if I ever have a kid I am so singing this as a lullaby song" is Mr. Zebra, Tori Amos

my "here comes the thunder song" is Guns are for Puxxies by 311

my "I moved to LA and made it song is "Breakaway" by KC

and my "He shoots he scores theme song" is Magic Johnson by the RHCP.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at February 2, 2011 4:09 PM

I want desperately to use Everything But the Girl's "Single" in a film. Or, despite my lack of professional dance training, choreograph a routine to it. Exquisite. Love Zero 7! Listening to your songs now. :)

Posted by: Chi at February 2, 2011 6:21 PM

I always thought "If I Had an Evil Twin" by The Magnetic Fields played over a montage of someone two-timing their lover but being REALLY conflicted about it would be pretty great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO6R276hBeM

I also think "I'm a Vampire" by Future Bible Heroes would lay in nice over the Ah-ha! moment a protagonist often has when the blinders come off and he/she realizes the "perfect person" they've been crushing on/lusting after/fucking is really a heartless, selfish shit of a human and their best friend is really their best match. Phew! That was one hell of a long rom-com cliche, but the song fits its perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSodgfSahdE

P.S. Can you see my blatant music-wood for Stephin Merritt?

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at February 2, 2011 8:54 PM

How about that "Layla" piano exit in Goodfellas?

ZOMG DarthC! One of my favorite scenes of all scenes. A single. Camera. Track.

A thing of beauty.

Posted by: Green Lantern at February 2, 2011 9:47 PM

The "Hey, I suddenly realize I have to stop fucking everything up" moment, male - "Paranoia in B-Flat Major" by The Avett Brothers

The "geeks who are perfect for each other muddle through preparations for the big date" montage - "Girl Shaped Loved Drug" by Gomez

Rushing to declare one's love - "Shine" by the Meat Puppets

Slow seduction - "You Look Like Rain" by Morphine (or possibly "American Car" by Mike Doughty - it would work on ME, anyway...)

Also, I'm open for suggestions on ways to utilize "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by They Might Be Giants

And lastly, the song "1952 Vincent Black Lightning" by Richard Thompson could possibly be the greatest closing credits experience ever if someone could make a sincere movie about doomed love and motorcycles.

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at February 2, 2011 9:51 PM

I Done Left that Man, the throwing his shit out a moving car montage:
"Gone Gone Gone" by Alison Krauss and Robert Plant

Posted by: HungryHungryHippolyta at February 2, 2011 11:53 PM

@Young_Grandma_Ben:

I think that "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" could be effectively used in the same way that "Stuck in the Middle With You" was in Reservoir Dogs. Not EXACTLY the same, obviously, but in the sense that song's tone could be so entirely contrary to the action in the scene. That could be interesting.

I, too, am open to exact details of the application, but the type of use is my limit of my contribution.

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at February 3, 2011 12:14 AM

I've yet to see the movie, but I was bus-bound in the middle of fucking nowhere on a cold, drizzly September day reading McCarthy's "The Road," when my iPod shuffled to NIN's "The Day The World Went Away," and everything... fit... just... perfect.

The right music works.

Almost always.

Posted by: Skitz at February 3, 2011 1:41 AM

I've had this one scene in my head attached to this song ever since I heard it about 5 years ago...

Give Me Time by Dusty Springfield would be PERFECT for a scene where a sharply dressed dude beats someone to death in his high class office with a baseball bat.

Especially the bit where the song reaches its crescendo; that's when he's just beating the already dead guy on the floor to vent out the remainder of his rage. Camera cuts to his blood-splattered face as he delivers the last few blows and then just as the song peaks he stops, exhausted, with a look of ecstasy in his eyes.

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 3, 2011 4:33 AM

I find that Brandi Carlile song real awful. Possibly all of her songs really, if I was foolish enough to sit down one day and volunteer myself for auditory fuckwittage.
The Jeff Buckley one though, nice.

Posted by: Gemmazemma at February 3, 2011 4:45 AM

We watched Bronson last night and it was yet another stellar Pajiba recommendation. The soundtrack for the movie was a masterclass on what music can do for a film. It set the tone, it provided counterpoint to the action and it delivered considerable emotional heft.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 3, 2011 11:00 AM

Dear Young_Grandma_Ben,

You put something out there. That was pretty good. I'm kind of happy now. That is all. Thanks, buddy!


Posted by: black rhino at February 3, 2011 8:04 PM

Um... you're welcome? Glad to oblige!

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at February 3, 2011 8:28 PM

Okay took me awhile to think of this one. But this would be FABULOUS for the 'Returning to the New Life'/'I don't need you anymore' song:

Graham Coxon's 'Feel Alright'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCBN1-2p-8w

Posted by: grace b at February 12, 2011 9:45 AM

Once, I was on a plane around midnight, flying into a thunderstorm, and Pink Floyd's Shine On You Crazy Diamond came on. And it was so perfect.

Posted by: A-schaef at February 13, 2011 9:59 AM

I've always thought from the first time I heard the song that Losing My Religion by REM would make a fantastic soundtrack song.

Posted by: matty at February 19, 2011 8:16 AM