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Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (53)

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5. Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof

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Okay, so most people already knew this, but it’s so cute that I felt the need to point it out. If it’s not enough for you, here’s a Buffy bonus you probably also know: Amber Benson (Tara) and Adam Busch (Warren Mears, aka, guy who killed Tara) are also a couple.

4. Bridget Fonda and Danny Elfman

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I like to think their lovemaking is set to a score of whimsical tones from his heart and from his hand. And he always says “bless you” when she sneezes.

3. Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci

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Pretty foreign people in pretty foreign open marriage love. This is obviously incredibly common knowledge around the globe, but I didn’t know it until recently, what with my general distraction by both of their respective beauties.

2. PT Anderson and Maya Rudolph

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I’m fascinated by this pairing. I always thought he’d be an incredibly pretentious individual. The kind who’d date Fiona Apple (love her though I do) for a really long time. Seeing him in the few interviews I’ve seen, however, he kind of seems like a cool normal guy. And she seems like she’d be a precious delight. Together, apparently, they work.

1. Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman

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My mind was absolutely blown when I found out they’re real-life married. And they’re goddamn adorable. I want to get corn rows and make out on top of a cop car with them.









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Comments

Monica Bellucci is so beautiful that it defies retention, i.e. you see her and are amazed and then she's out of sight and you think, "oh yes, she's very attractive," and then she reappears and you think OH MY GOD anew. It's like my brain can't handle the extent of her pulchritude. If Mr. Julien told me, "I'm going to France to seduce Monica Bellucci so that I can touch something that beautiful just once," I would say I understand.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 2:27 PM

Wow! The weirdos in P&R?? I didn't even know Megan Mullally was married. Also, Bridget Fonda and Danny Elfman... It's like they were trying to hide something from us.

Posted by: godzilla_foil at February 22, 2011 2:35 PM

Which Anderson is PT?

Posted by: Todd at February 22, 2011 2:37 PM

I think this should have been called "Celebrities I had no idea were married." Offerman and Mullally had a photo shoot taken together (this is something you ought to be cognizant of, if for no other reason than you used a shot from it for this article), right around the time she first appeared on Parks & Rec. That was one of several major media stories on the subject. Get with it.

Posted by: Bogo at February 22, 2011 2:48 PM

Monica Bellucci has always topped my husband's five freebie list. He asked me if, honestly, I wouldn't mind if he had a rampant affair with Monica Bellucci. I find it odd that guys don't seem to understand that if person I knew had a chance with Monica Bellucci and didn't go for it, I'd be heavily disappointed. And probably in the process of going after her myself.

Posted by: leuce7 at February 22, 2011 2:52 PM

Wait...did you just say open marriage? I see. How do they feel about threesomes? Because I really don't think it's fair to make me choose.

Posted by: Joker at February 22, 2011 3:00 PM

Yeah, I knew all these but to be fair I had no idea about Mullaly and Offerman until recently. I love that they're married, Tammy and Ron episodes are the tits.

Posted by: Julie at February 22, 2011 3:05 PM

Which Anderson is PT?

The good one. If you have to ask which one that is... I don't know if I can help you any further.

Bridget Fonda and Danny Elfman is just the weirdest pairing ever. I mean... what?

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at February 22, 2011 3:08 PM

Monica Bellucci in pretty foreign open marriage love.

!?!!???!!!!(!)

The world is officially perfect, ruled by a benevolent Godtopus who fills is with beauty and wonder beyond our poor, mortal imaginings. Amen.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 22, 2011 3:12 PM

I also found out that Chris Pratt, who plays Andy, is married to Anna Faris. Totally random.

Posted by: Julie at February 22, 2011 3:15 PM

Julie: SERIOUSLY?! That's kind of an awesome pairing.

Posted by: figgy at February 22, 2011 3:22 PM

Andy Richter is married to the gym teacher from 'Strangers with Candy.'

Posted by: Allen at February 22, 2011 3:24 PM

Ron and Tammy are for real!?! #MindBlownWideOpen

Posted by: MeganTheFirst at February 22, 2011 3:25 PM

Which Anderson is PT?
Posted by: Todd at February 22, 2011 2:37 PM
Wasn't he the one who invented the Three Ring Circus?
Or that Cruiser?

Posted by: Odnon. at February 22, 2011 3:32 PM

I think they mean the one who works 20 hours a week.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:41 PM

They can't all be gold.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:42 PM

That wasn't even tin.

Posted by: Mrs. Skipper at February 22, 2011 3:43 PM

"I want to get corn rows and make out on top of a cop car with them"

This is why I love Pajiba. I have no idea what this means, but I could read this all day.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at February 22, 2011 3:43 PM

What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:43 PM

Did not know that Amber and Adam were a couple.
Huh.

Posted by: Rykker at February 22, 2011 3:44 PM

Like you don't know.

Bitch!

Posted by: Mrs. Skipper at February 22, 2011 3:44 PM

Oh, you did not just call me a bitch.

COW!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:45 PM

Yeah, I'm pretty much in love with the Nick/Megan article.

Posted by: Jay at February 22, 2011 3:45 PM

Oh, it is on.

Listen to me you bored litte time wasting twit, I will not put up with that from you or from anyo...

Posted by: Mrs. Skipper at February 22, 2011 3:46 PM

And who's gonna stop me? You? Don't make me laugh which, incidentally, is not a response anyone would ever have to your comments.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:48 PM

Now, now, Mrs. Skipper and Mrs. Julien.
Don't be makin' us put you in the corner.

Posted by: Rykker at February 22, 2011 3:49 PM

Oh, you are so superior with your "I eat maple syrup, I make my son call me mum, New Jersey sucks!" You make me sick.

Posted by: Mrs. Skipper at February 22, 2011 3:50 PM

NEW JERSEY DOES SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:51 PM

Okay, New Jersey does suck, but not as much as your lame ass attempts at humor. Sorry humoUr. Look at this! 10 comments and not a decent joke among them. Just some pseudo-clever, ooooh I'm so meta bullshit. Wasting your time and everyone else's. Do us all a favoUr and shut the hell up.

Christ you're annoying.

Posted by: Mrs. Skipper at February 22, 2011 3:54 PM

Sorry.

I'm sorry everybody! It won't happen again.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:56 PM

You're welcome Pajiba.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 22, 2011 3:56 PM

Man, I miss Kballs.

Posted by: Mrs. Skipper at February 22, 2011 3:58 PM

Clap, clap, clap

Posted by: godzilla_foil at February 22, 2011 4:17 PM

I love the Singles reference.

Posted by: Christina at February 22, 2011 4:29 PM

Is it me, or does Bridget Fonda look somewhat uncomfortable in that pic?

Posted by: Big Softie at February 22, 2011 4:52 PM

Something along the vein of not knowing things about celebrities, I was shaken to my soulless core when I found out both Lorne and Doyle from Angel died.

Posted by: Brittany at February 22, 2011 5:01 PM

Monica Belucci and Vincent Cassell need to kidnap me for their sexy, sordid sexual sex purposes like, rightthefucknow because srsly. LETS DO THIS.

Posted by: Nadine at February 22, 2011 5:03 PM

Brittany, Doyle was such a major crush for me as a kid, I grieved like a fucking widow when he died, I was devastated.
I haven't watched his last episode since.

Posted by: Nadine at February 22, 2011 5:06 PM

What about everybody on Always Sunny? They're basically one huge family on that show. Except Danny DeVito, but even he can be the crazy uncle/drunk uncle/my uncle.

Posted by: commanderfunky at February 22, 2011 5:30 PM

Celebrities? Are you serious? Who are these people?
Never heard of most of them - exceptions are Danny Elfman (film composer? I got that one right?) and possibly Fonda (if related to Henry or Jane). Otherwise, they draw a blank.

If you're going to make a 'celebrity' list, how about listing some celebrities?

Posted by: seemless at February 22, 2011 6:24 PM

Knew about #5 & #3.

It must have been a lot of fun on the set of Irreversible for #3.

Posted by: John W at February 22, 2011 6:26 PM

Seemless loves them some Bieber. WHO IS ARCADE FIRE?!

Posted by: Julie at February 22, 2011 7:03 PM

Merde!!! I've seen that precious Mullally/Offermann nude quite a few times and have always thought those were Tina Fey and Zach Galifianakis... And yes, it does get even more embarrassing: I've e-mailed the pic to my colleagues. "Look how hilarious and supersweet Tina Fey and Zach Galifianakis are, colleagues!" I've never been happier that none of them read Pajiba because I plan to never ever tell them the truth and deny everything if the truth somehow finds a path to their stegosaurusly tiny brains.

Posted by: schmerpes at February 22, 2011 7:04 PM

Dammit - late to the Julien/Skipper fight. Was there hairpulling? Please tell me that there was at least a little hairpulling...

Posted by: Kati at February 22, 2011 7:24 PM

I just assumed Monica was on every ones list of freebies. And Angelina. It was amusing a straight female friend of mine watched several Monica movies one weekend. And said "I am straight...but I would make an exception"

I remember playing that game once with my-ex wife. We both had them on our lists.

Posted by: Sean at February 22, 2011 8:43 PM

Monica does nothing for me. Doesn't fall within my beauty standard. Vincent Cassell, on the other hand...

Posted by: jzhz at February 22, 2011 9:25 PM

I'm still shocked our Miss Reynolds is married to the snozzberry guy

Posted by: Protoguy at February 23, 2011 12:12 AM

But is anyone married to Aubrey Plaza? Because if not, I call DIBS!

Posted by: John G. at February 23, 2011 1:43 AM

I knew all but the Mullany one. I didn't know (or care) that she was married and I have no idea who he is.

Monica just had a second bebe with Vinnie and I'm sure both kids are beauties. I think Monica is beautiful but Vinnie is kind of scary looking in most of his movies. Love him all the same!!

Posted by: mslewis at February 23, 2011 1:53 AM

I've said it before, I'll say it again, and I'll keep saying it: Bellucci is nature's blueprint for woman. Not even the most hardcore religious nut could get offended by her walking down the street naked.

Vince does look like a fish though.

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 23, 2011 4:28 AM

Yeah, Monica Bellucci is pretty much beauty and sensuality personified.

Posted by: Slash at February 23, 2011 10:37 AM

Yes but who is mas bonita? Monica Belluci or Nigella Lawson?
I'd argue it's a toss up.

Posted by: Stella at February 23, 2011 11:03 AM

I want PT Anderson and Maya Rudolph to adopt me.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 23, 2011 2:08 PM