Pajiba

I don't think that one of Katie Holmes is fair. She may not look like a celebrity there, but she doesn't look like a hobo, either. She just looks normal.

Oh my god, I just defended Katie Holmes. If you need me, I'll be spending the rest of the day showering in holy water.

But do any of them have shotguns?

May I get off subject here and say: what’s with the slow Pajiba today? Where is everyone? Was there a pre-birthday celebration for Figgy and everyone is now hung over from margaritas? Hello? Is anyone even listening?

(Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIGGY!)

Happy Birthday, Figgy!

Dude on the bike is Jared Leto.

Dearest Deity in Heaven,
Please help me to understand my crush on Shia. Please. I don't get it. I would be ever so grateful for just the tiniest bit of clarity as to why I find him so fuckable. Yours, me.

Ah yes, thank you Barnes.

Even as hobos, Leto and Keanu would still get it.

MissRos I'll give you Leto and Shia but not Pitt. I'm sorry but that facial hair looks like it contains lice. He's all yours.

They all look like they would taste like jerky.

Except Johnny Depp. He tastes like dreams.

Katie Holmes probably tastes like regret.

Spencer Pratt is a celebrity?

The beauty of being (relatively) young, beautiful (with a couple of exceptions), famous, and wealthy is that you can dress however you want.

Add to that the hipster element and everyone has a reason.

Wife won't let me leave the house like this. And I try frequently.

We'll see how that changes once I am rich and famous.

How will I get rich and famous, you ask? The NuMu -- fashionable MuMus for the obese fashionista.

[drops everything and throws hands in the air]

They all look tres Derelicte.

I'm not sure Courtney Love's look is "hobo" so much as "crack whore" or, on a good day, "coke whore".

Is anyone else wondering why Pete Doherty is carrying around rolled up pelts?

If you pull Mickey Rourke's tie do his pants fall down? (Are we assuming he is wearing pants?)

If Katie Holmes looks like a homeless person in that pic, then I guess I better get myself an empty used coffee cup and start begging for change, because that's pretty much exactly how I dress. And I have the same bag, only the knockoff version, which adds extra hobo points, I guess.

Loving Mickey rourke channelling Wimpy from the popeye strips.

and i have to tip my hat to the oversexed females of pajiba, always lightning fast to lube up and quip down at the merest mention or glimpse of a coolio moviestar, they did not let a collumn on unwashed hobofied movie stars slow them down in the least. lets hear it for the cybernymphos!

I bet it's not the only part that is.

I agree with vercordio and I also feel dirty

No Helena Bonham Carter!?

Lies! None of them even have a bindle.

Go look it up.

Julie... Dustin isn't a Phillies fan. He's a wanker.

I love that Russel Brand at his absolute cleanest still looks like the dirty skeezeball he is.

And, if this pictorial is any indication, then the Big Lebowski was wrong. Clearly, the bums didn't lose.

Bindle = one of my favorite words ever.

I bet you each one of these actors live in an opulent mansion which I don’t have a problem with. My problem is that for them dressing up as hobos isn’t chic at all, and trying to dress like you’re poor and homeless isn’t funny when real people can’t find work and are losing their homes. If they want to do the hobo thing, don’t stop only at the dress, they should start eating out of a garbage can so that they get the true flavor of being poor and homeless.

Pookie - Do you really Courtney Love is stable enough to be trying to look like that? She wears really expensive clothing and still looks like a train wreck:
Those are Louboutins she is stumbling around in and Hermes she is puking into.

How incredibly awesome is Pete Doherty's suitcase? It's relatively easy to dress like a hobo: you just have your stylist picky out whatever over-priced torn, ratty crap they're selling at Barneys. It's pretty easy to achieve the hair: no shower, a little product. And the bags and shoes: all you need is a couple of thousand euros or so.

But that suitcase, now that takes real commitment. I kind of love him for the suitcase.

@PaddyDog - It's perfect for when someone bumps into him and all his drug paraphenalia spills out.

No Bill Bellichick?

http://www.footballodds.me/archives/101-patriots-no-longer-class-of-the-afc-east

@tinmo - I thought the Emerson Lake Palmer shirt person was James Franco and am also confused and bewildered if it is indeed The Beouf.

Depp doesn't count because he's trying to look homeless. And if Bonham-Carter isn't on the list because she's trying, Depp shouldn't be either. Or did we just forget Helena?

Rourke is trying, too, but in a much more authentic way. Possibly because he walked the walk for a while there.

Hate to say it, but Katie Holmes looks super cute in that picture. Almost like a real girl.

Julie - Ol' Werthy is the hottest hobo/lumberjack beard wearer ever.

ok, am I the only idiot here(crap, leading questions) but it looks like most of the folk in the pics are wearing really expensive designer clothing, which leads me to believe this post is based on either celebrities not combing their hair, or wearing baseball caps.

seriously, we no longer get hangover theatre, but we get fluff pieces to show pics of stars and get us talking about hair and pants???

yes they are actors and yes they don't always look the same as they do on camera. gee willy that's exciting.

If you're going to use a HUGE close-up photo of Courtney Love like that, how about a little WARNING first! Good god!

Paul Rudd just needs a shower and a shave. I'd like to volunteer my services.

i was onl taught to be wary of bindlesplints

No idea who at least a third of those people were. And that's saying something.