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Celebrating National Potato Lover's Day the Only Way We Know How

By Identity Hidden to Protect the Innocent | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (15)

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Potato Skin

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Lumpy Potato

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Mashed Potato

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Potatoes Au Gratin

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Potato Salad

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Sweet Potato

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Couch Potato

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Baked Potato

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Comments

Find a picture of him with some kids: tater tots.

Posted by: Lucas at February 8, 2011 10:01 AM

Picture him...

Sunburned: French Fried
Laid out: Potato Pancake
With a dog: Spuds Mackenzie
In a Turkish Prison: Hash Brown
With a Senator from Arizona: McCain Potato
Thigh Wrestling with a someone in Montreal: Poutine
Sitting in a VW: Potato Bug
Playing a bounty hunter: Potato Gun


By the way the second photo should have been Potato Sack.

Posted by: bleujayone at February 8, 2011 10:16 AM

Nice underwear. Errr...no homo!

Posted by: admin at February 8, 2011 10:19 AM

ALL HAIL SPUD MAN!

The coming of the Spud Man has long been foretold in my homeland .

ALL HAIL SPUD MAN!

Having said that, I’m praying for the next Irish potato famine so we can send him over there and see him portioned out between many hungry Irish peasants.

ALL HAIL SPUD MAN!

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 8, 2011 10:21 AM

I might have developed a potato allergy after that.

THANK YOU YOU HAIRLESS FREAK.

Posted by: Figgy at February 8, 2011 10:24 AM

I bet admin wrote this column.

Posted by: Figgy at February 8, 2011 10:25 AM

I might have developed a potato allergy after that.

THANK YOU YOU HAIRLESS FREAK.

Posted by: Figgy at February 8, 2011 10:24 AM

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I was actually just writing - how much naked skydiving has the Potato done that he is so free of bodily hair?

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 8, 2011 10:32 AM

interesting list dustin...

Posted by: maka at February 8, 2011 10:46 AM

I demand a picture of Karl Malden in his famous "I'm just a potato-eater" scene from On The Waterfront. NOW.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 8, 2011 11:09 AM

I read the "unworthy actors" article right before I went to bed last night, which resulted in me having a dream about this aforementioned potato-person. Sadly, it was not an erotic dream or even a dancing dream; rather, we were in a theater watching a David Lynch movie (?). Very disappointing.

Posted by: kimk at February 8, 2011 11:19 AM

Post the gay porno he did..

"Tossed Taters"

Posted by: Jim at February 8, 2011 11:35 AM

To add to bluejayone's list:

Find a photo of him wearing a yarmulke: Potato Latke.

Posted by: GeekChic at February 8, 2011 12:58 PM

In a fat suit (or just fat) - Stuffed Potato

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 8, 2011 1:11 PM

Close-up of his abs: Scalloped Potato

Posted by: seed at February 8, 2011 5:24 PM

Sorry, I gotta tell this joke...a not terribly bright guy works out all winter long so he can impress the girls at the beach in summer. First nice weekend of the year, he goes to the beach...and gets no action. Nothing. Bupkus. So he asks one of the muscle beach types "What am I doing wrong?" Mr. Muscle tells him to go out and buy a Speedo, and to wear it with a big potato in it-says that'll pull the chicks. So the guy takes his advice, comes back next weekend wearing a Speedo with a big potato in it, and now, not only are the girls not interested, they're laughing at him. Or running away. So he sees Mr. Muscle, and says "What the hell man, I took your advice, and it isn't working at all!" Mr. Muscle shakes his head and tells him "It works better if the potato is in the front of the Speedo..."

Posted by: Mark M at February 9, 2011 4:10 AM