Caught With Your Pants Down? Don't Worry, Hollywood Has You Covered

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (19)

Being caught in flagrante delicious, it’s happened to all of us. Don’t worry. Hollywood’s got your back (and your front). Here are some every day household items you can use to protect your modesty.

Your Just-Long-Enough Hair

Excessively Large Pillows (too large, Hollywood)

A Teeny Tiny Decorative Throw Pillow (that’s better)

The Fine China (nice cups)

Whipped Cream (even though that’s obviously shaving cream, Hollywood)

Hat, Hard Or Otherwise (looking good, King Robert)

The Clippings From Your Garden

A Flag-Any Nation Of Your Choosing (oh, Iceman, what on earth?)
Naked Shawn Ashmore.jpeg

Uncomfy Metal Underwear (it’s an Everlast!)

Errrr, A Baby Dragon!?!? (Hollywood! Where am I supposed to find a baby dragon at this time of night?! Plus they look all scratchy and fire-breathy. No, no, no thank you, Hollwood. Not for me.)

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Joanna, a baby dragon as you know is an environmentally conscious way to remove hair de ladybits.

Posted by: Julie at June 21, 2011 4:04 PM

Not to nit-pick, but isn't that header pic a massive spoiler for people who haven't seen the last episode yet? Or maybe I'm wrong in assuming anybody has put it off this long...

Posted by: the_wakeful at June 21, 2011 4:08 PM

I haven't watched it yet, but have read the books, so I'm good.

Posted by: Laura at June 21, 2011 4:10 PM

Iceman stole my fucking pose! Beavers at dawn, fuckmuncher!

Posted by: admin at June 21, 2011 4:14 PM

Beavers it Dawn is what I'm naming my all-girl Canadian punk band.

Posted by: Forever Jung at June 21, 2011 4:16 PM

They can open for my Canadian oldies band, Mooseknuckle Sunset.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at June 21, 2011 4:26 PM

@the_wakeful: I haven't watched any episodes, yet, and all I see in that header pic is a pretty, filthy young woman with a pet dragon. A fantasty-based Kitty Pryde, if you will. Without context, spoilers don't mean much.

An Everlast, indeed, JoRo. Doesn't Any Yasbeck pull both a Milla and a Sting in Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Posted by: RobP at June 21, 2011 4:36 PM

Live baby dragon fig leaf? Sure, why not? If nothing else, it's a good way to keep the rapists away - the dragon'll just incinerate 'em.

The rapists, I mean.

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 21, 2011 5:13 PM

I agree.. aren't these pictures massive spoilers? Not for those who don't watch at all, RobP, but for those who do and haven't had a chance to catch up on Sunday's finale. I haven't been able to see it yet, and I read the books so I'm okay, but I imagine there are others like me who haven't.

Posted by: beckster at June 21, 2011 5:28 PM

@RobP

If you do start watching, you will realize very quickly what that scene means, and you will be waiting the entire first season for it to happen. Definitely worth the wait, however.

Posted by: the_wakeful at June 21, 2011 5:53 PM

So I guess some dragons showed up then.

Posted by: Jay at June 21, 2011 5:55 PM

http://www.pajiba.com/guides/15-television-moments-you-were-most-pissed-were-spoiled-for-you.php

Posted by: Jay at June 21, 2011 5:56 PM

Was it just me or did Emilia Clarke's naked body look CGI?!? I don't mind tooooooo much, still I would have rather used my imagination.. haha

Posted by: Damian at June 21, 2011 7:40 PM

Pajiba have spoilers in their header images? They would never do such a thing...except for enough times where they made an article about how many times they posted spoiler images.

Posted by: Matt at June 21, 2011 8:58 PM

Well, hellooooooo Shawn Ashmore! Damn!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 21, 2011 9:34 PM

How to put this delicately ... my penis is tiny. That was a terrific and unexpected moment. And you just took a wild ferocious spoilery manic dump all over it.

Posted by: Mick J at June 22, 2011 5:01 AM

Gotta agree with the masses here, that pic is spoilerific and kind of a dick move. You should at least wait a week to ATTEMPT to give people a chance to catch up. TheMaskedEmu and I haven't watched yet (Sunday my fam threw me a surprise bridal shower and we haven't had time since). Now, I've read the books and knew this was coming, but he hasn't and actually yelled from another room of the house about it. This is a man who hates serialized TV, and he was pissed to have this moment ruined for him. After making such a big fuss over spoilers, this was in really bad taste.

Posted by: KatSings at June 22, 2011 10:20 AM

UNEXPECTED MOMENT?! Are we watching the same show? That was the single MOST expected moment this entire freaking season. Maybe you didn't know it would happen then and there, but there were only five minutes left in the season... so when else?

Posted by: Been Quee at June 22, 2011 11:15 AM

Heh, you really are a cunt, huh?

Posted by: Mick J at June 23, 2011 4:47 AM

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