Caught With Your Pants Down? Don't Worry, Hollywood Has You Covered
By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | June 21, 2011 | Comments ()
Being caught in flagrante delicious, it’s happened to all of us. Don’t worry. Hollywood’s got your back (and your front). Here are some every day household items you can use to protect your modesty.
Your Just-Long-Enough Hair
Excessively Large Pillows (too large, Hollywood)
A Teeny Tiny Decorative Throw Pillow (that’s better)
The Fine China (nice cups)
Whipped Cream (even though that’s obviously shaving cream, Hollywood)
Hat, Hard Or Otherwise (looking good, King Robert)
The Clippings From Your Garden
A Flag-Any Nation Of Your Choosing (oh, Iceman, what on earth?)
Uncomfy Metal Underwear (it’s an Everlast!)
Errrr, A Baby Dragon!?!? (Hollywood! Where am I supposed to find a baby dragon at this time of night?! Plus they look all scratchy and fire-breathy. No, no, no thank you, Hollwood. Not for me.)
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