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Casting Captain Planet: Heavy Is The Head That Wears The Mullet.

By Jodi Clager | Seriously Random Lists | June 28, 2013 | Comments ()


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Sure, Funny or Die already gave us Don Cheadle is Captain Planet. However, Sony seems to think that this isn't enough and is moving forward with a live-action Captain Planet movie that, if it actually comes to fruition, will be produced by Mark Gordon (Source Code), Don Murphy(Transformers), and Susan Montford (Real Steel).

This might seem like good news to those of you that watched the environmental hero in the 90s. If this movie gets off the ground, it will need someone to portray the embodiment of Earth's security system. You need a Captain Planet that can rock a mullet like nobody's business. I'm not sure I've ever seen an episode, so I'm highly qualified to cast this role.

Jon Hamm

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John Stamos

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David Spade

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Bill Hader

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Danny McBride

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Nicolas Cage

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Billy Ray Cyrus

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Scarlett Johanson

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  • blacksred

    my vote is for Danny Mcbride

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I don't think that's technically a mullet on the Hamm, but it is strangely sexy. (True story: dinner party last night devolved into passing around images of Hamm's freeballing on smartphones. Odd. Yay, adults.)

    I would freak out with joy if ScarJo ended up playing Captain Planet.

    Still, for impressive mullets - you can't forget Tina:
    http://mougar2010.files.wordpr...

  • annie

    I was just showing someone that trailer the other day, too. I'm into this, guys. Mullett and crop top and speedos all.

  • toblerone

    Gerald Bulter.

    *or Ryan Reynolds.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I've got some unconventional choices - their acting skills may be a bit suspect, but they do have very good reason to fear climate change:

  • Mrs. Julien

    Glorious!

  • NateMan

    You Win.

  • Conor

    Don Cheadle.

    Done.

    I'M MAKIN' TREES!

  • kaasefras

    This is the first time I've actually found Jon Hamm attractive.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Will it be a dark and gritty reimagining of Captain Planet where he's maybe kind of an eco-terrorist? Because I think if we were honest, he'd be kind of an eco-terrorist.

  • NateMan

    He better keep the mullet. Eco-friendly business up front, homebrew beer and organic pot party in the rear.

    Also, Scarlet JohansSon can't play Captain Planet. She's going to be playing Natasha Romanov playing the Russian chick from the show. That way, they won't actually need Captain Planet. She'll just shoot toxic evildoers in the face.

  • BobbFrapples

    Only if they keep Whoopie Goldberg as Gaia...

  • Jolie S. Evans

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