Casting Captain Planet: Heavy Is The Head That Wears The Mullet.
This might seem like good news to those of you that watched the environmental hero in the 90s. If this movie gets off the ground, it will need someone to portray the embodiment of Earth's security system. You need a Captain Planet that can rock a mullet like nobody's business. I'm not sure I've ever seen an episode, so I'm highly qualified to cast this role.
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