By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (47)
← Legally Blondes Review | Pajiba Love 05/29/09 →
Posted by: nicfit at May 29, 2009 12:05 PM
Red Dawn, dude. WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Whorish Mouth at May 29, 2009 12:07 PM
I scrolled through that list specifically to see if you included My Blue Heaven. You are the Pajiba Messiah, Seth!
Posted by: Kolby at May 29, 2009 12:08 PM
Oh duh...Anchorman, Ron Burgundy. LOL I'm going to go back to my home on Whore Island, now.
Posted by: Whorish Mouth at May 29, 2009 12:09 PM
No The Big Blue? For shame...
Posted by: Adam C at May 29, 2009 12:13 PM
MY BLUE HEAVEN!! My socks, they have been rocked right off. Thank you for this.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at May 29, 2009 12:20 PM
"What's arugula?"
"It's a veg-e-ta-ble."
The Brown Bunny?
I keed!
Posted by: Julie at May 29, 2009 12:21 PM
OOH!! Also, Fried Green Tomatoes and Jackie Brown.
Towanda!!
Posted by: Julie at May 29, 2009 12:23 PM
BLACKULA
Posted by: BWeaves at May 29, 2009 12:30 PM
Hmm...
Red Sun
Crimson Tide
Orange County
Yellow Submarine
Soylent Green
The Thin Blue Line
The Purple Rose of Cairo
Jackie Brown
Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
The Gold Rush
Posted by: bleujayone at May 29, 2009 12:32 PM
SNOW WHITE
Posted by: BWeaves at May 29, 2009 12:33 PM
Black Beauty
The Black Stallion
White Men Can't Jump
Old Yeller
Posted by: BWeaves at May 29, 2009 12:34 PM
What the hell, just read it.
Posted by: BWeaves at May 29, 2009 12:35 PM
Golden Child
Wake of the Red Witch
The Color of Money...LOL
Posted by: jotthedot at May 29, 2009 12:36 PM
Even though I hate the piece of shit - Moulin Rouge, which certain people on this site lurve.
Also, you can go with Kieslowski's Red, White, Blue trilogy.
And of course, White Nights, with Gregory Hines & Mikhail Barishnokov.
Posted by: Groovekiller at May 29, 2009 12:36 PM
"Blacks on Blondes."
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 29, 2009 12:37 PM
You could have used Grey Gardens instead of a crap-ass porno which, to be fair, the title of doesn't even contain a color, not really, I mean I feel like that's kind of cheating on the concept, not to mention that even without having seen Sasha Grey's Anatomy I can tell you the other is way better. Plus you used three colors twice, which, I don't know, also seems kind of like cheating.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 29, 2009 12:39 PM
Men In Black and The Green Mile, not that either were that great, but I liked 'em both:-)
Posted by: angelbabe at May 29, 2009 12:42 PM
Blue Movie starring Jenna Jamison in her first feature roll. Also starring the always wonderful TT Boy.
Posted by: logar at May 29, 2009 12:43 PM
The Blues Brothers
The Red Violin
Purple Rain
Meet Joe Black
Posted by: Phil at May 29, 2009 12:46 PM
Ahem.
DEEP BLUE SEA!!!!!
[walks off singing: Deepest! Bluest! My head is like a sharks fin.]
Posted by: jM at May 29, 2009 12:49 PM
Behind the Green Door?
Red Shoe Diaries?
Yeah, it's a porno kinda day
Posted by: dammitjanet at May 29, 2009 12:59 PM
jM >> Not to quibble, but it's my "hat" is like a shark's fin. I've been looking for an mp3 of that hilarious song for a long time.
Posted by: DarthCorleone at May 29, 2009 1:08 PM
Uh... THE BIG GREEN, best soccer movie ever.
Posted by: Braski at May 29, 2009 1:19 PM
Have to agree with Fried Green Tomatoes.
"I'm older and have better insurance" CRASH!
crazy, senile kathy bates. love it. That movie also started my love for Mary-Louise Parker.
Posted by: soto at May 29, 2009 1:30 PM
The Black Book
The Red Shoes
How Green Was my Valley
A Patch of Blue
The Big Red One
Black Sunday
White Nights
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
I am Curious Yellow
Posted by: legaleagle at May 29, 2009 1:43 PM
Posted by: DarthCorleone
Oh, I know. But we've all see LL without a hat and it makes me infinitely happy to imagine that he's that self aware.
Posted by: jM at May 29, 2009 2:08 PM
I'm looking at that poster for Pitch Black and all I see is anus.
Posted by: Leigh at May 29, 2009 2:31 PM
I second (third?) Fried Green Tomatoes. Damn straight, Towanda!
Also, I think this seriously random list is the one that most accurately reflects the title "A Seriously Random List." Well done.
Posted by: Kate at May 29, 2009 3:10 PM
@Leigh That's not anus...it's Vin Deisel's face.... Oh wait, I see your point.
Posted by: James at May 29, 2009 3:55 PM
No Blue Velvet made me sad. That movie is fuuuucked up.
Posted by: misterorange at May 29, 2009 4:22 PM
No Blue Velvet?!
For shame. Any other color movie should bow to David Lynch and his disturbing eye for surreality.
There could also be the Trois Colueurs Trilogy, I am Curious (Yellow) and Gray Gardens. Just some thoughts.
Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at May 29, 2009 4:38 PM
No Purple People Eater? For shame!
Posted by: Four Eyes at May 29, 2009 5:33 PM
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, you bastards!
Posted by: Melodie at May 29, 2009 5:42 PM
What about The Big Red One?
To whoever enquired about Sasha Grey's Anatomy, I also felt that was cheating but maybe Dustin is doing this because he realised that by mentioning Sasha Grey often the site gets much more hits! Every few days we get a Sasha Grey/porn update!
Posted by: barf at May 29, 2009 5:57 PM
Oh shit. I love me some "My Blue Heaven". I will have to watch it this weekend now.
"You can unscrew a light bulb."
Posted by: Heathen at May 29, 2009 6:24 PM
The Purple Rose of Cairo?
I should get double points for that one...
Posted by: Odnon at May 29, 2009 6:39 PM
Shit, bleujayone beat me do it.
Must read closelier next time.
Posted by: Odnon at May 29, 2009 6:41 PM
Biloxi Blues?
Primary Colors?
Posted by: Odnon at May 29, 2009 6:57 PM
Great list (Sasha Grey's Anatomy! Watch it with my mom all the time) but I am slightly disappointed about the exclusion of the three colors trilogy. Oh, and KUDOS to whoever suggested A Patch of Blue. Damn fine film. Same goes for Blue Velvet, Purple Rose of Cairo and The Red Shoes.
And, how about: Swept Away...by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August?
Posted by: vic at May 29, 2009 7:13 PM
How about The Golden Compass?
Posted by: Bonnie at May 29, 2009 8:18 PM
Reds.
Posted by: Louise at May 29, 2009 10:05 PM
louise - score!
Posted by: Odnon at May 29, 2009 10:17 PM
"Blue Chips" was better than it had any right to be.
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 30, 2009 10:10 PM
"Marooned"?
Oh wait, that sucked.
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 30, 2009 11:04 PM
Seconded on 'The Big Red One.' I decided to give the newer, 4-hour-long directors' cut a watch and was blown away. It's an incredible piece of filmmaking.
And yeah, leaving out Kieslowski's Three Colours is kind of inexcusable. I was also totally expecting 'Blue Velvet' - it was one of the first that came to mind when I read the post title.
Posted by: la reigna at May 31, 2009 6:11 AM
la reigna: "And yeah, leaving out Kieslowski's Three Colours is kind of inexcusable."
THIS. "Bleu" is one of the absolute finest films I've ever seen. I have such a girl-crush on Juliette Binoche....
Posted by: nancy at May 31, 2009 4:57 PM
What? No Blue Velvet?