
Top Five Lifetime Movie Actresses
A Seriously Random List IV / Dustin Rowles
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October 22, 2008 | Comments (68)
I’m not sure that I’ve ever sat through an entire Lifetime Movie, though I know what they’re all about: Domestic abuse, abduction, sexual assault, stalking, eating disorders, abduction, child abuse, multiple personality disorder, and terminal illness. And it doesn’t take an expert to know who the five best Lifetime Movie Actresses of all time are. Certain actresses — almost uniformly former sitcom stars — just have the perfect face for Lifetime Movies. They also look strangely similar, in that round, innocent face sort of way. These are the top five:
5. Kellie Martin

4. Tori Spelling

3. Tiffani Amber Thiessen

2. Valerie Bertinelli

1. Tracy Gold

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I must confess - I enlisted these women and the my skills of erotic imagery when I was younger and perfecting the artistry of loving myself...
Ten bucks says I can still get the job done... Just gimme a minute to wrap up a few projects, 'kay?