The Best DSLs in Hollywood

By Seth Freilich | Seriously Random Lists | March 23, 2009 | Comments ()


dsl-ryan-reynolds.jpgWhat guy here doesn't like a good a blow job? ...If you raised your hand, get the hell outta here. Cause we're going completely piggish with the Seriously Random Lists, today, by putting together the five best pairs of dick sucking lips in H-Wood. And sorry, Dustin, but Ryan Reynolds does not make the cut. I mean, look at those nasty thin things over there? They're not going to get the job done. But these down below, they'll getcha to the promised land.

dsl-scarlett-johanson.jpg5. Scarlett Johanson. I know I'm in the minority, but I think that Scarlett is a complete and total butterface. But, smack in the middle of that butterface are some seriously puffy lips, which are her second best asset.

dsl-angelina-jolie.jpg4. Angelina Jolie. She is typically deemed the best pair of lips in Hollywood, but I can't put her higher than fourth on this list. Yes, those are great lips. But keep reading, for there are better lips to add to your spank bank.

dsl-salma-hayek.jpg3. Salma Hayek. Like Scarlett, Salma is often overshadowed by her amazing assets. Unlike Scarlett, however, Salma's no butterface. In fact, she's somehow managing to get better looking with age. I'd argue she's one of the hottest MILF in Hollywood and, with lips like these, she's clearly the hottest MILGMBJ in Hollywood.

dsl-beyonce.jpg2. Beyonce. I mean, just look at her with that microphone. Done and done.

1. Rosario Dawson. I'll be in my bunk.


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