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The Best Abs in Hollywood

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | March 13, 2009 | Comments ()


While we're here at SXSW, here's a treat for the ladies of Pajiba. And why not, really: This is obviously how we got our bona fides, how we became the most respected, most trusted review source on the World Wide Web: Abs. Does Anne Thompson give you The Worst Television Theme Songs? No. Does Slashfilm offer up a list of the Biggest Paycheck whores? No sir. Does the weiner over at give you a list of the Five Most Surprising Killer Animals. He does not.

That's why you folks come here. Because we pander, goddamnit. We pander to your obscure tastes, your geeky desires, your need for the picayune, and most of all, your libido. Plus, we write really long movie reviews. Suck on that, Cinematical (actually, we dig those guys; don't leave us for them, please!).

10. Mark Wahlberg


9. Gerard Butler


8. Jason Statham


7. Brad Pitt


6. Matthew McConaughey


5. Hugh Jackman


4. Taye Diggs


3. Taylor Kitsch


2. Ryan Reynolds


1. Keira Knightley


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