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Beckham counts as Hollywood now, doesn't he?

Gerard looks a bit pale by comparison up there.

Keira Knightly really does not have an attractive body. Also, quite a handsome jaw. And I think she could kick my ass.

Ms. Knightley's right boob seems to be hanging out, a problem I'm sure she rarely has.

Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do DON'T!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go grate some cheese and do my laundry.

Mike, I would argue that her chest doesn't have the treasures for most buccaneers.

Gerard's abs looks like play-doh; I don't see the attraction.

Keira Knightley has a boy's body, and I swear I thought she was a dude in Bend It Like Beckham; especially when you looked at her from behind. You could cut glass on her jaw.

Wha? Is that Skeletor? I seem to recall him having better abs.

Sadly, I think that Knightly is actually very pretty... from the neck up. The jaw doesn't bother me. The skinniness though... while I don't think she's a starvation/anorexia case, it's really not my thing.

I love Kiera Knightly. I think flat chicks are just as hot as chicks with huge racks, and it's nice to see at least one of them get her due.

Oh Brad. Oh Brad, the argument for human cloning.

Why that crappy picture Gerard Butler?! Couldn't you find something from 300 or when he was training for that movie?

Another thing-I don't get the hate for Keira Knightley's looks. Her acting, that I get. But she has a pretty gorgeous face, and if I had her abs, I would be living in California right now, because how can I walk around in nothing but a bra 24/7 here in NY where it's 30 degrees?

Yes! I completely agree with Taye Diggs. He needs to be in more movies. The first time I watched Equilibrium I squeed myself when he stepped onscreen.

because how can I walk around in nothing but a bra 24/7 here in NY where it's 30 degrees?

Well, you could, but a lot of windows would need replacing.

1. Keira Knightley

OH CHRIST! PUT THE SAILOR DRAG BACK ON OR AT LEAST THE CHINESE BLOUSE! PLEEEEASE!

(Seriously, Dead Man's Chest and At World's End showed she had pretty nice legs and pleasantly covered up her torso)

Butler is almost sporting bitch tits in that picture. Really, his tits are bigger than Knightly's.

I... don't get it.

Nipples so hard they could cut glass. Or is this term only used in really cold climates.

SaBrina, perhaps admin means women with hard nipples can cut glass. Ergo, replacing windows.

10. That's an old pic. Too old.
9. Ugh! No.
8. Very nice...
7. Score! Brad's face may occasionally look busted (zit pits, eyebags etc) but his body is a classic.
6. Sorry, no. Short arms plus being a twit = not worth my ogling time.
5. Um.... Hugh's unfeasibly tiny nipples, they scare me!
4. Ooooh... definitely!
3. Hello salty goodness! (Though unlike SaBrina, I would also like to see his face. It's pretty).
2. I don't know. I've never seen Reynolds in anything, and I don't like to judge man-meat til I see it in action. So to speak.
1. OK, that was a splash of cold water to the panties! Thanks Dustin!
Not.

I do like her. I do think her thinness is natural and not the result of not eating, but...hers is not what I think of as a 'sexy' body. Needs more flesh, more curves.

And just...you say you're giving something to the women, but you LIE.

I agree with Cindy, David Beckham belongs somewhere on this list, at least over Marky Mark. I take "The Best Abs in Hollywood" to mean the best abs right now, not of the past 15 years.

I knew something funny was going on when Dustin put Ryan Reynolds at number 2, however I was secretly hoping for Nathan Fillion at number 1.

Damn you Dustin. Damn you to hell!

figgy... Oh, hells yes!!!!

I was once bumped into by Taye Diggs before a Rent performance (back in 96 with the original cast). He was very apologetic and sweet, and I didn't realize who he was until my mom asked about "that drop dead gorgeous man."

Later that night I was in the front row and mere inches from his abs as he dry humped a fellow cast member during the song "Contact." My mother lost her ability to speak. For a 16 year-old, that's quite a feat.

Oh, and I do think Keira does have some sort of eating issues, because she didn't look like that a few years ago when she was just starting out. She was always thin and always had great abs, but then at some point, it became too much. This picture was taken during the latter stage.

I'll be the first to admit she has a pretty face and used to be gorgeous. She just needs to put some meat back on those bones.

Could you have found a worse picture of Gerard Butler? Other than that unfortunate, I totally agree with everyone except #1 and this Taylor Kitch person. Where the hell does this person keep showing up from? Am I supposed to know who he is? He looks like a Ken doll.

But thank you for those other pictures. God Brad Pitt is so pretty. And points for the tiny nod to diversity that we call Mr. Diggs.

Seriously, figgy, now can Bale NOT be on here? Pandering to the ladies my ass. I want Bale abs! I want them NOW! Preferably in my house, but on my computer will be acceptable.

Who the fuck is Taylor Kitsch? I mean, nice abs and I actually like the hair, but who? In what way, exactly, is he "Hollywood"?

And I agree that Bale's abs should be on here. And Daniel Craig's. And Jessica Biel's. And Eliza Dushku's. There are probably a couple other chicks I'm forgetting.

Maybe Taylor Kitsch wasn't really "Hollywood" before, but as Gambit he's certainly there now.

Marky Mark should be disqualified. Does Mark Wahlberg qualify--probably not.

But say hi to your mother for me.

How is it possible that Brad and Angelina are not having sex all the time? He should never, ever, ever, wear a shirt.
I think babies would just come out of my uterus from looking at those ab's.

That's a lie, I like her a lot more than I should after Pirates 3. Anne, Sophia one of you please lesbian the hell out of her, and put some fat back on her. My god, she looks in bad shape.

What the fuck kind of name is Kiera?

I don't know, but "Keira" means "black haired" and is of Celtic/Gaelic origin.

Whose abs are those in the header pic, anyways? Maybe Dustin trolling for compliments?

It's not a vein, it's the air tube for his surgically implanted cock pump.

I'm just gonna be 100% honest and say I'd run my tongue over any set of abs pictured above, Knightley's included. As an individual who has that cute little wad of fat right below the belly button and so has never had 6-pack abs even when I was down to 11% body fat and underweight, I have a healthy respect for the effort that goes into a nice set of abs. And I pay tribute to that work in the most loving and respectful way I can think of; by licking them.

I am incredibly jealous of Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johasson, Idina Menzel, and whoever is married to Hugh Jackman. Taylor; call me.

Jay, I do get it, sort of. But as someone who took most of college to get anywhere close to a "feminine" figure the positive side effect of having visible ribs and looking like you're made out of pipe cleaners and band-aids (I was a clumsy kid) is supposed to be a rock hard set of abs that you can flaunt like they're going out of style.

I never had one. There was definition of the ab area, but not the traditional six pack. I still feel a little cheated.

Can we have an in memorium for Paul Newman? Wow. http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/2008/09/paul_newman.jpg

Ahhh...Paul Newman. I used to wish that I was born at least 30 years earlier so i could properly appreciate him. Beautiful man.

As for THIS list: Where the hell is BALE!?!
And I've seen Butler's abs look better than that. C'mon could you not do his abs justice?

Keira's slenderness could be due to a high metabolic rate, I have a couple friends like that. Though they do have more in the cleavage area. I do have to commend her for staying natural with her breasts. (I can say "breasts" right?) She could have so easily done a job on them as so many do.

Keira is gross, gross, gross.

If you HAVE to include a woman on the list (I seriously like my women a little soft...a 6 pack on a woman is ick), why not Madonna? Or Grace Jones? At least they eat. Something tells me I could fuck Knightley from behind and never know I wasn't banging an emo dude. She's flatter than saltine cracker and just about as bland.

And L.O.V.E., please don't harass Rowles for his latent homoseshuality. The coming out process is unique for all of us.

Though if he does want to come over for a ride, he knows where to find me.

c'me on, Dustin!
You're probably thinking every night about ways to talk about ryan reynolds, right?

Zing!

The Manly Man List of the Best 5 Actress Abs:

5. Jennifer Garner

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030116/173813__daredevil_l.jpg

4. Ali Larter

http://jeanettes-celebrity-corner.com/wp-content/photos/ali_larter_shape.JPG

3. Jessica Alba

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/86/20/alba.0.0.0x0.400x477.jpeg

2. Kristen Bell

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/716/shape14lm.jpg

1. Jessica Biel

http://www.mukamo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jessica-biel-gq-cover.jpg

No Padalecki?

You're a weird kind of heterosexual

Where's the "wad of fat" Mr. L.O.V.E.? I ain't gonna get a woman in bed so I can bounce quarters off of her all night!

Can we stop using the world "wad"? It's really a terrible mental picture. It calls to mind chewed gum.

Show don't tell: No six pack

http://www.travelchannel.com/static_files/tc/imgs/show/bridget/bsb_ss_f_aus_006.jpg

Well, that's assuming anything said has been true, figgy.

As an individual who has that cute little wad of fat right below the belly button and so has never had 6-pack abs

Hey! I'm right there with you, Genny. I always had that, even when I was 5'7", 110 in HS. (I look at some old pictures now and can't believe how skinny I was. Or that I still thought I was fat.) Never could get rid of that little thing. I grew to love it. Now, of course, I'd love to have that cute li'l pooch back again...

I'm not so sure it's in good taste to use a picture from Abu Ghraib as the header. Tsk.

Jay sounds like my perfect man; wears cardigans, like books, digs nerdy girls with fat wads.

Am I going to have to put together a band so I can write an ode to the "little fat wad"? It seems like on of those things that's begging for a jangley brit-pop ditty. And it's a topic previously untapped in music, I'd assume.

First of all, Jay, don't be jealous of my perfectly coiffed, salt-and-pepper hair.

Secondly, a "fat wad" is a nice stack of bills. I think what you are referring to, according to Fabienne in Pulp Fiction, is a "pot belly". Some may call it a love pouch.

Thirdly, eat my shorts.

Thirdly, eat my shorts.

That's what your mother said last night.

Yes Kei-ra needs to eat a bit.

But you so would - in fact, I can't type any more as my arm is already tired

Genny and Anna, I think that 'wad' you're talking about is actually a fold of loose skin from losing weight too damn fast. I got it myself and took it as a sign from God that I needed a cheesesteak, stat. The 'redneck breakfast' look - ribs and a six pack - does not look good on any woman.

Nuts to this list. It's just another lame cheap shot at an actress who's copped for any number of similar cheap shots, and it's getting old.

Also, anyone who can honestly claim to feel nauseous at the sight of a semi-naked body that they don't personally find fuckable - as if the only possible reactions to such images are running to the bathroom for a wank, or running to the bathroom for a puke - ought to be strapped into a chair and made to look at pictures of rotting hippoflesh crawling with maggots that *explode* in a shower of custardy pus after they've gorged too much while Beethoven pounds along in the background.

Hmph on you.

Thanks, lethalbuzzle. I honestly don't know why I continue to waste my time coming to this site... if I wanted to see women mocked for bodies that don't fit the current ideal perfectly I would go to drunkenstepfather (which, troublingly, pajiba has been linking to increasingly often).
She's muscular. Her legs are where she carries her weight, not her torso or arms. Until you've lived with or known an actual, real life, diagnosed anorexic it'd be real swell if you quit abusing the word to the point where it is stripped of all meaning.
I don't give a flying fuck that reducing women to their bodies has become the norm. Pajiba used to be better than this.

To address the female commenters piping up about Keira's "horrendous" figure: when the fuck did it become cute or okay to reduce another woman to her looks, especially in a negative way? Do you think this will make you seem cool to all the boys? Do you think that prescribing to and participating in this disgusting trend makes you with it? Aren't you so glad you aren't one of those feminazi bonerkillers?

Bet you can't wait to let your daughter know what a disappointment she is when she doesn't sprout D-cups at 16. Do you think you'll buy her implants for a graduation present? You'll be the coolest mom! Better than allowing that flat-chested freak to continue life under the ludicrously mistaken impression that her body is okay. You can torture her about not being skinny enough/being too skinny/having too strong of a chin! You're just being truthful, after all.

Man... sometimes Pookie just straight-up channels an Achewood native*. Such times are very enjoyable.

*disclaimer: "native" as in "resident" -- not "ooga-booga."