Because Your Most Difficult Thursday Decision Should Be: Who Is Hotter, Good Guys or Bad?
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Because Your Most Difficult Thursday Decision Should Be: Who Is Hotter, Good Guys or Bad?

By Cindy Davis | Seriously Random Lists | April 3, 2014 | Comments ()


It’s Thursday, the fourth day of your very long week, and you’re tired. More than anything, you want it to be Friday. You want to go home. You want take-in food or delivery, and no hard decisions. Beer or wine? Tequila or whiskey? Good vs. evil…wait, what? No worries, it’s not a philosophical question. All that’s left for your sleepy little brain is to stare at the hotness, ponder attractiveness, and choose your side: good guys/girls or bad?

1. Stella Gibson or Paul Spector?


2. Raylan Givens or Boyd Crowder?


3. Emily Thorne or Nolan Ross?


4. Jim Moriarty or Sherlock Holmes?


5. Sherlock Holmes or Jamie Moriarty?


6. Jamie Moriarty or Joan Watson?


7. Tenth Doctor or the Master?


8. Alice Morgan or John Luther?


9. Jacob or the Man in Black?


10. Hannibal Lector or Will Graham?


Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is still thinking.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • annie

    I can't answer that last one, but I can say that Will Graham is definitely more adorable than Hannibal.

  • Boothy K

    Do I have to choose? Can't I love them all?

  • wsapnin

    You gotta choose Raylan Givens. He is both good and bad. A Twofer!

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Obviously the answer is Raylan AND Boyd, why settle?
    As for the rest, my only strong feelings are for Luther and Hannibal, but that's less about the characters and more about Mads' cheekbones and Idris'...everything.

  • Jim

    Miller's Sherlock please - he had me at "running around in his boxers" back in the Eli Stone days.

  • Semilitterate

    Joan Watson (Lucy Liu) in a landslide. Hotness personified.

  • John W

    Stella Gibson or Alice Morgan? You're killing me...

  • BizzyBzz

    HANNNNNIBALLLLL. I've just gotten off of a binge-watch. But Will's got it too. That's a toughie.

  • Judge_Snyder

    Natalie Dormer is in Elementary? I guess I'm going to have to start watching Elementary.

  • foolsage

    To be fair, she's only been in a handful of episodes. She makes a great Moriarty though.

  • Paulo Gonzales

    I had a solid answer for all of these until Hannibal and Will showed up... Damn those super sexy psychopaths.

  • Stephanie

    Now normally a swastika tattoo is a deal breaker for me but....I can't seem to quit Boyd Crowder.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    So many things about Boyd should be deal breaks, but aren't...because Boyd.
    I think that's an acceptable answer: Because Boyd.

  • maja

    also cannibalism, but then again... can't fight those suits, chest and everything mads related.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I mean, cannibalism is bad, but watching him cook is so good.
    How can you be mad at this:

  • maja

    i always watch that food porn part so carefully, how could i have missed this?! oh yes.

  • amberdragonfly

    Did anyone else see that Hulu has a new show...Cooking with Hannibal. No shit.

  • maja

    hannibal lector and alice morgan sex scene asap. yes, i know, a girl can dream.

  • SelenaMac

    I refuse to choose, and you can't make me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go elbow my way into that Tennant Simms confection.
    Also, Goddess CJ bless you and all your descendants/favored youth.

  • Maddy

    I mean, normally I would be pretty confident saying Will. But then that last episode happened and now I'm confused.

  • Dumily

    Because of the Hannibal shirtless scene, right? Dude's got a great chest.

  • Maddy

    Oh that? I wasn't even paying attention to that. It was all that .. character development. Yes, definitely the character development.

  • maja

    and also fantastic legs! i usually don't pay much attention to that particular body part in a man, but those are some fine pair of muscular (but not over the top), long legs. just yummy.

  • Dumily

    True. I am actually a butt and leg girl, and, as much as I hate to admit this, Jason Stackhouse cannot be beat.

  • foolsage
  • Dumily

    To be clear, if you're talking True Blood, the answer is Eric Northman all day, every day. But Jay can rock a pair of tighty whities. LaFayette probably deserves a serious blowie for making that happen too.

  • maja

    yep, he's a good one, indeed.

  • Dumily

    Last season, I'd have said Hannibal all the way. But this season, I'm leaning Will. Being in prison has . . . shit, let's be honest, folks. Prison has given him incredible Fuck Me eyes.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I'm still team Hannibal, because cheekbones. But I agree, Will can rock a prison jump suit like no other.

  • I appreciate your honesty.

  • BWeaves

    Can I have a Moriarty with Moriarty topping, please?

    Also, the Doctor, always.

  • Jim

    There's a small charge for the side of Doctor. Is that OK?

  • Dumily

    Only if I can have a Moriarty with a Margaery Tyrell topping. They would win everything.

  • BWeaves

    I believe we are talking about the same dessert.

  • Dumily

    Not quite. See Sherlock is my one true love and I'll accept no substitutions. So I've never seen Natalie Dormer as Moriarty. Unless of course you meant Andrew Scott on Andrew Scott. Which I would watch.

  • Michelle

    Always Olyphant.

  • SelenaMac

    Dat hat.

  • mrsdalgliesh

    Dem jeans.

  • Bananapanda

    Doze eyes

  • Zirza

    Dat everything.

  • Ryan Ambrose

    Natalie Dormer's asymmetrical smirk and Ruth Wilson's sexy sociopathic smile.

  • jim kizer

    Callisto > Xena.

  • APOCooter

    Whichever one Natalie Dormer is in. That Boyd Crowder is also in that group is a happy coincidence.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Both. In bed. With me.

  • lozymandias

    Loki or Thor?

  • sherryb23


  • lozymandias

    I suppose adding that would unfairly bias the article.

  • Valhallaback Girl

    Cindy, thank you for this hard hitting journalism. I wasn't expecting my lady area to put on lipstick before noon in preparation of this article. Look forward to future installments.....

  • I really don't think I could choose between Alice and John...can I have both?

  • foolsage

    They're a set, so you get both. Um, spoilers? Ah fuck it.

  • Billybob

    I'm pretty certain that, if I were to fall into the world of Luther, I would be completely at Alice Morgan's mercy. I mean, knowing that she's a sociopathic killer, I would still be too busy staring at her mouth to object to whatever she had planned.

    (Also, consider the internet's love for Idris Elba. Then consider that Ruth Wilson is considered a worthy challenge. That's an accolade few actresses could equal)

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