Because There's Murder by the Roadside in a Sore Afraid New World: Five Reasons This Film (Yes, You Have to Click Through) Will Kick A**

By Cindy Davis | Seriously Random Lists | November 3, 2011 |

4. The script, by Benjamin Magid, puts a dark twist on the classic tale: Set in modern day U.S.A., "troubled" former detective, Captain Hook obsesses over a Pan, a childlike kidnapper/killer who has a knack for luring in trusting victims.

3. Why, helloooooo there Captain Hook (Aaron Eckhart). Perhaps I can assist you in feeling less troubled?


2. What's that Smee (Sean Bean)? You, too are a cop (Hook's buddy) in need of assistance?


1. And lastly--but never, ever even close to least--this glorious man has just joined the Pan cast. Academy Award nominated, Golden Globe, Bafta and Cannes Best Actor winner, Terence Stamp (The Limey, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Superman [1978], Superman II, [1980], Billy Budd) has signed on for a secret role. Heck, it doesn't matter what the part is, the film has automatically been taken to another level by his mere presence.


Come on now, admit it. Something up there caught your eye.

Pan will also star AnnaSophia Robb (Soul Surfer, Bridge to Terabithia, Charlie and the Chocoate Factory [2005]) as Wendy, a girl who escaped Pan and tries to help the police. The film is set for a 2012 release.

Cindy Davis will never grow up.

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