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Posted by: Jay at March 22, 2011 12:34 PM
Not the Mel Gibson one. We've seen him be crazy before (for pay and for free). I'm pretty much over it now.
Posted by: Slash at March 22, 2011 12:38 PM
Been wondering that, too, Jay. I know my damn check cleared months ago.
Based on these posters, Assassin is my go-to. But, really, Takashi Miike just gets me.
Posted by: RobP at March 22, 2011 12:40 PM
"Assassins." I know this isn't that good of a reason (since you're probably asking based on the strength of the visuals), but I will watch any movie by Takashi Miike.
"Wuss" comes in at a close second.
Posted by: superasente at March 22, 2011 12:41 PM
The Catechism Cataclysm has possibly the greatest tag line I have ever seen.
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at March 22, 2011 12:44 PM
The Innkeepers. It looks old school, and I want to be 12 again.
Posted by: Julie at March 22, 2011 12:45 PM
Brit Marling x 2!
Posted by: sars at March 22, 2011 12:45 PM
RobP, we are soul brothers of kung-fu.
Posted by: superasente at March 22, 2011 12:49 PM
13 Assassins, Natural Selection, The Inkeepers, Sound of My Voice, and Turkey Bowl.
I really want to see 13 Assassins now, though. Right now. Today. Is today the 25th? No? Then today is stupid.
Posted by: jM at March 22, 2011 12:52 PM
1 - YES
2 - NO
3 - NO
4 - OOOOOOOHHHH
5 - The creepiest thing is them credits
6 - Ugh. Scott Pilgrm + Twilight??
7 - Too disturbing
8 - What is this? The 80s?
9 - Nipply in here
10 - Requiescat en pace, bitch!
11 - Hey look! An asshole with a beaver!
12 - That is no way to cook a turkey
13 - Is that Guy Pierce?
14 - From the guys who brought you NASCAR...it's Nude Track & Field!
15 - I don't even want to make a joke here.
Posted by: Fredo at March 22, 2011 12:53 PM
Oh, but your question.
I want to look at Rebecca Hall.
That's the closest I can get to actually answering.
Posted by: Jay at March 22, 2011 12:55 PM
Assassins, Another Earth, and Sound of My Voice.
They intrigue me.
Posted by: Anna von Beav at March 22, 2011 12:55 PM
ohhh, it's *13* Assassins. I see now.
Posted by: Anna von Beav at March 22, 2011 12:57 PM
exactly none. maybe my sucky teen romance.
Posted by: janellest at March 22, 2011 1:01 PM
13 Assassins, Silver Bullets, and Catechism Cataclysm.
With curiosity piqued by Another Earth, Bellflower, and Sound of My Voice.
Posted by: Rykker at March 22, 2011 1:09 PM
The poster for 13 Assassins looks like it was drawn by whoever does the covers for the comic book The Unwritten, which I love, but I've really gotten tired of samurai movies.
Posted by: Narwhal at March 22, 2011 1:09 PM
Morgan Spurlock partial nudity... DO NOT WANT.
Natural Selection would be my pick.
Posted by: Mel C. at March 22, 2011 1:17 PM
most of those posters looked enticing/intriguing. at the very least, they looked a hell of a lot better than posters designed for big wide release films. and I'm not talking my film tastes, but the hook of a poster.
Posted by: idleprimate at March 22, 2011 1:26 PM
Bellflower and Sound of My Voice. I like the poster for Silver Bullets artisticly, but it doesn't really make me want to see the movie.
Posted by: MM at March 22, 2011 1:45 PM
I saw Sound of My Voice at Sundance - and though I greatly enjoyed it, I would not pay to see it again. Another Earth was always impossible to get into, but I heard great things.
Posted by: Jenn at March 22, 2011 1:50 PM
The last one looks like a black metal album cover.
Posted by: Steph at March 22, 2011 1:57 PM
A film by Takashi Mike.
The rest can suck the sweat from my hamster's balls.
Posted by: I.J. Reilly at March 22, 2011 2:40 PM
There were early screenings of 13 Assassins in Denver this past weekend (two of 'em to be precise; one Saturday night and one Sunday afternoon). I drove 14 hours roundtrip on Sunday to catch that day's screening. It was totally worth it; just sayin'...
Posted by: just me at March 22, 2011 3:28 PM
Bag of Hammers, Natural Selection, Wuss, and The Greatest Movie Ever Sold.
Posted by: grace b at March 22, 2011 3:44 PM
Argh! 13 Assassins! I got that title so wrong, I don't even deserve to see it. @Narwahl: You're right, though, that does look like the Unwritten covers (combined with old school Japanese paintings -- so, rad).
@superasente: Since you're already in my head, you wanna work on this headache I've had all day? It just won't go away, the butthole.
Posted by: RobP at March 22, 2011 3:44 PM
But I do want to see Turkey Bowl, most definitely.
Posted by: grace b at March 22, 2011 3:45 PM
"Natural selection" seems like fun.
Posted by: James at March 22, 2011 5:19 PM
The poster for Silver Bullets is amazing. I'd watch that and 13 Assassins. I think I'd stay away from Natural Selection based on the poster alone, because it looks to be some horror film about incest and cannibals.
Posted by: figgy at March 22, 2011 5:27 PM
The poster for The Sound of My Voice is the one that I truly find intriguing. Why does she have breathing assists on? What's with the white robe? What is the movie about? I gotta know!! Seriously, though, great poster.
Also, the one for Bellflower looks 'splodey, so I like that one, too.
Posted by: noodlestein at March 22, 2011 6:44 PM
Natural Selection is the most enticing one. It looks funny and sinister.
Posted by: Rigby at March 22, 2011 7:35 PM
Sound of My Voice is GOOD. Saw it at Sundance. I liked Another Earth, too.
Posted by: jzhz at March 22, 2011 8:55 PM
I'm so irrationally excited to see Insidious. I know I shouldn't expect anything special from the makers of SAW, but bloody-disgusting gave it a solid review and I'm dying for some horror.
Posted by: valerie at March 22, 2011 10:28 PM
Another Earth, Sound of My Voice, and Natural Selection
Posted by: Even Stevens at March 23, 2011 12:19 AM
Man, I was hoping that was Alia
Posted by: Protoguy at March 23, 2011 3:36 AM
'Catechism Cataclysm' poster looks like 'The Wall'.
Posted by: HopeHope at March 23, 2011 7:34 AM
I'm with idleprimate on this one, based on these posters alone, I'd rather see these movies than 99% of wide releases. Except for the Mel Gibson and Morgan Spurlock ones. Those are just gross.
Posted by: Kateshi Rinkichiku at March 24, 2011 7:51 AM
Why haven't I killed Morgan Spurlock yet?