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Part of the charm of these pics are her captions... and you've robbed us of them. Fie on you!

Yeah, I don't get it, either. Sorry, I can't care about this woman.

If I still had my soul, I'd sell it for Anna Kendrick.

I guess I need to see "Pitch Perfect" before Pajiba completes the job of making me despise Anna Kendrick.

"So I was asked to understudy for 'Book of Mormon', but I couldn't quite master the 'mostly me' line that the way they wanted."

POTUS undone in less than 25 words.

Anna: Mitt Romney actually thought he had a chance.
Obama: Iknowright!

Love Anna, hate fucking Instagram. A photo service that makes everything look like shit? It makes no sense.

I'm not sure I feel the same way about kittens as I do about her...oh boy..

The Last 5 Years is gonna be GREAT.

I love the pictures of her cracking up The Pres. Ahh...I continued on for awhile but had to delete because I can't handle talking about politics right now. Mentally I can't handle it right now.

Being nuzzled awake on a rainy morning by a kitten is my idea of heaven.

She's cute but too skinny.

For what purpose?

Um, physical attraction? She's cute, talented and her twitter cracks me up. But she looks like she would break easily.

I don't understand the too skinny talk. There are tons of actresses in H-wood that are legitimately too skinny but I definitely would not consider Anna to be one of them. She's petite and healthy skinny. Not underweight by any means.

Disagree. In the above pics she looks borderline malnourished.

Petite with a nice figure. I should have such problems.

People aren't allowed to comment that they think someone is a bit too thin?

Ya, sometimes I have a bad day and get snippy.

Her figure would look nicer to me if she had some meat on her bones.

You don't need to explain.

I'm sorry, why is it ok now to comment on people's weight? If you were saying "yeah she's talented, but goddamn, put down the fork fatty" you'd be totally lambasted. It's not cool to make remarks about people's size, big or small. It's just rude.

Well she is now...five freebies list that is. Who needs to go? (Eva Green stays though)

1. Eva Green
2. Zoe Saldana
3. Katheryn Winnick
4. Christina Hendricks
5. Salma Hayek

Salma. Bitch has been acting crazy as a loon lately. Not too mention she gave an interview detailing how she used to own 3(!) different tigers and explains that one died because it got stuck in an airconditioning vent, the other developed a "temper" and it had to go(of course it developed a temper...it's a fucking wild animal not your personal plaything) and that the other one died in such a tragic way she can't even talk about it. I LOATHE people who act like wild animals are domesticated pets and that they should be able to own anything they want just because they're rich and famous.

Oh and you can get rid of Hendricks too because she's already an hall of famer

What!? She killed a tiger? And she owned two more of them? You're right. She's gotta go! Thanks for making the decision easy. She was on my list from El Mariachi, Once Upon a Time in Mexico and those damn Got Milk commercials/ads. Grown Ups 2 probably would've removed her from the list anyways.

Yea it's hard because I've had a lady boner for her since From Dusk Till Dawn but her whole life now is just gross. She married that ancient billionaire and goes on constantly about how he's perfect and it's true love. I hate when people refuse to cut through their own bullshit. Let's call a spade a spade here, he's a billionaire who wanted a gorgeous trophy wife and she's getting older so her career is slowing down so she's looking for some financial insurance with a rich mummy.

I didn't include her on my Five Freebies list because I think I would rather have a whole relationship with Anna Kendrick, with snuggling and laughing and what-not. Is there a Relationship Freebies list?

Too late.

I viewed my list - and all discussions of this ilk with lasses - as not just a one night stand but a "I'm spending some quality time with them" thing.

Think of it as an affair, but one that your significant other knows about and understands, so while you're traipsing about with La Kendrick, she is being told "Hey girl ..." while drifting to sleep in his damn muscular arms.

I had the same qualms about Ewan McGregor because he seems so lovely in real life and I wouldn't want to discover he was the kind of person who would cheat on his wife.

Not to mention what sleeping with me would indicate about his "standards".

I left her off because she seems too tiny and dainty to have a "roll roll roll in ze hay" with. I must say these pictures have done nothing but confirm that idea for me. She's itty. I need a lady my size LIKE LA LAWRENCE.

JLaw would go on my Relationship Freebies list, too.

Fair point. But are they mutually exclusive?

I am so with you on this one, I left her off for similar reasons. I have somehow convinced myself that she is worthy of meeting my folks.

And in truth, she probably is.

I understand because I want The Rock to be my relationship freebie

Man, I even tried editing that a few different ways and it still sounds kinda weird.

No, you absolutely nailed it with her. She's less that abstract object of obsession than that person you just wish you were lucky enough to know, 'cuz she'd see your inner beauty and love you despite, well, we all have our list.

"and love you despite, well, we all have our list"

I love this and am going to steal it.

It's free! Go!

No, I get it. Its one thing to want to have crazy sex with Salma Hayek. My wife gets that. But you look at these pictures and you start imagining a whole fantasy relationship built on various scenes from instagram. You're envisioning the whole package.

Sorry, wifey, for fantasizing about an alternate universe where Anna Kendrick is my girlfriend.

mmm something something Salma Hayek something something

i wish i was tiny enough to fit so comfortably in a kitchen cabinet with a jug of wine. If i could, i would totally live there.

I simply must know what cracked up Obama so much in that picture. I MUST KNOW!

I think he was just really excited to meet the star of Pitch Perfect.

Me too. It's all I can think about now.

totes!

She actually is what an adorable kitten would be if made human. + bonus singing skills.

I would be lying if I said I wasn't following her on Instagram for the behind-the-scenes shots of L5Y.

YESSSSSSSSSS,

me too! I loved her JRB quote about L5Y: "Why did I pick these shoes? Why did I pick this song? Why did I pick this career? WHY DOES THIS PIANIST HATE ME?" so, SO accurate.

I still sing that quote to this day about my current career in politics. So relevant for everything.

Why must you do this to me, Pajiba.

Ugh! What is your obsession with this chick, she's at best average looking and dull as dirt.

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I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

Zoidberg called. He wants you to know that your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Aubrey is still pissed about the new set list I see.

Where are you? I am going to buy a plane ticket and fight you.

Leave this site. Now. I am kicking you out. And don't come back.

[edit: I am sure Kiley is a very nice and valuable member of the pajiba community and I do not really want Kiley to feel unwelcome or banned. Yes, that just happened. Where's my Booker's.]

Whoa that is a bit extreme. What is happening to Pajiba? It looks like it is developing a hivemind. Kendrick is pretty great but, lately it seems like Pajiba has been a bit obsessive with her and other celebrities it likes.

What's going on here? Someone deems 11 upvotes as a sign of the end times? Let's all have a drink and lighten the fuck up.

Anybody who's spent any time with Pajibans knows that @L.O.V.E. is a crazy kid who lives for the attempt at the grand gesture of pithy wisdom. We love @L.O.V.E. for this, as with a few others of similar bent, and frankly I was counting on the defense offered thus.

Anna Kendrick is adorable without being over-the-top beautiful, she hasn't taken her kit off in front of the camera in desperation for position, displays a winning attitude that mixes mischief and genuine happiness. While I don't feel any particular need to defend her 'adorable-ness', as deemed by the Overlords, I do feel a need to embrace the kindred spirits who so dutifully love the spirit of this place.

In sum, I won't defend A, but will defend B's defense of A, 'cuz I'm post-modern like that.

Preach it

It just seems as if Pajiba champions the underdog and or the unpopular. While the community proceeds to insult and or chase away anyone who disagrees with currently held consensus. It may seem like I am an over impassioned weirdo but I have genuinely enjoyed pajiba over the years and mostly agree with it. I would hate to have to leave.

I am sorry if I offended you.

Your misreading me or I was not clear but, whatever. I do not remember L.O.V.E. Though I had some pressing mattes to attend to and had to and had to stop using the internet all together and as such was not here for a year and a half. Also Pajiba's mock, droll and or snark has devolved into passive aggressive rudeness. Your comment is kind of proof of that. I feel you are being a bit rude as I already apologized to L.O.V.E. about the kerfuffle I caused.

It's all good. Just as you apologized to L.O.V.E., I offer apologies to you if I came across as rude (though in the interests of full-on pedantry, I'd suggest I was hardly passive-aggressive about it and that my comment is proof more of mock, droll and snark than rudeness). My intention was to provide support to a fun and well-known commenter not make you feel attacked. Hence, the 'let's all have a drink...'

I'm putting @TCH on my radar for future hugs and up votes.

Let me introduce myself (ordinarily, this would transition to a Natalie Portman rap homage, but I digress).

I have been on the site using various nom de plumes for ages now. First as JP (you can find me somewhere referenced in the [recently defunct] site dictionary).

If you watch New Girl, I have the sweet grouchiness of Nick crossed with the sweet sex-obsession doucheness of Schmidt. And if you don't watch New Girl, leave this site now. Never come back. Get out!

Good work. I believe I vaguely remember JP. Though Pookie stands out due to her bombast. I went under Tchadensis, though I posted infrequently.

Lately? pajiba IS obsessive about its celebs.Once your anointed they can catch you with a dead hooker and Rowles will explain that its meta.
Its part of Pajiba's charm.

I remember a time when Pajiba was critical of Josh Whedon and the worst commenter was Pookie. Given the up votes L.O.V.E. is getting I would say that Pajiba is getting weird.

Folks. Folks.
Its just jokes. JOKES!

I intend Kiley no true harm.
I wouldn't hurt the runt of the farm.

It's all tongue in cheek.
Funning on opinions that reek.

I see. I am sorry, I may have over reacted. Still telling him to never come back seems a bit over the top though. It is hard to tell with everything being written.

L.O.V.E. was clearly joking. If you've "been here a while", it seems like you should know that.

I have I remember Dr.Pisaster but lately Pajiba seems really weird. I have been insulted simply for honestly disagreeing with people and or downvoted. It seems like lately anything outside of Pajiba opinion is no longer welcome.

Sorry you feel that way. And sincerely sorry if I am making people enjoy pajiba less. Blame Rowles. He only pays us in vinegar and Cumberbatch gifs. (That Cumberbatch guy, a bit overrated, am I right? (raises shields))

Next time someone is bitchy to you just threaten to put a Sharknado hit on him and he'll back off.

It is not you. I have noticed that pajiba seems to be changing a little since the comment system. You are blameless. Also I misread your comment. So shame on me. You are but a pawn in the upvotes and downvotes system as we all are.

This could be due to the voting system, or maybe I have changed who know. This is just my opinion.

I will admit I over reacted. But I believe pajiba is getting worse in terms of civility.

Actually I have been here a while. In the last year or two it seems like things are getting out of hand. I mean someone just physically threatened another user over a celebrity.

You know, even if you do try and steal Christmas from all the Whos in Whoville, they're just going to win in the end anyways so you might as well join in.

hahaha. +1

Your life must be so dark and devoid of joy.

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I love the pictures of her
cracking up The Pres. Ahh...I continued on for awhile but had to delete
because I can't handle talking about politics right now. Mentally I
can't handle it right now.