AHS: Coven (Witches, B*tches!) and Westeros Valley High: Five Things You May Not Have Heard About This Week

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AHS: Coven (Witches, B*tches!) and Westeros Valley High: Five Things You May Not Have Heard About This Week

By Cindy Davis | Seriously Random Lists | March 17, 2013 | Comments ()


This Stuff is so Important, you could die if you don't read it.

5. "School of Thrones" Made Its Debut.

I'm only slightly ashamed to admit I would totally watch this on a regular basis.

But Life Isn't All About Prom, Because War Is Coming: A New "Game of Thrones" Teaser Banged the Drums.

***And Another Teaser Came in This Afternoon:

And a Second Trailer:

Hurry up, March 31st!

4. Ryan Murphy Announced "American Horror Story: Coven."


The showrunner headed up the "AHS" panel at LA's PaleyFest, with returning Season 3 cast members Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, Frances Conroy, and surprise guest, Kathy Bates (who'll next play Lange's main antagonist). Murphy confirmed the next series title, and--as a lot of fans have been guessing--that the next season will feature witches. "American Horror Story: Coven" will film in multiple locations, including New Orleans. He also referred to Jessica's character as a "glamour cat;" to which Lange replied: "I don't know what a 'glamour cat' is, but I am excited." Me too, Jessica...me too. You can watch several videos of the panel:

3. BBC America Released a New "Orphan Black" Preview.

For those foaming at the mouth for new Science Fiction, this series holds much promise. Even if it's slightly "Life of Mars" reminiscent, the clone aspect throws in a new twist. "Orphan Black" stars Tatiana Maslany, Jordan Gavaris and Dylan Bruce, and premieres on BBCA March 30th.

2. The Pioneer Trailer Reactivated Our Underwater Panic Trigger.

This Norwegian thriller from director Erik Skjoldbjærg (Insomnia, Prozac Nation) stars Aksel Hennie (the brilliant Headhunters lead actor), Steven Lang and Wes Bentley, and is set at the outset of Norway's oil boom. Hennie plays a professional diver who gets--wait for it--in over his head. Pioneer premieres August 2013.


1. AMC Continued Its Promotional Parade with New "Mad Men" Photos and a Sneak Peek.






See the rest of the gorgeous gallery.

Sneak Peek

I'm sure it's naive of me to hope Don and Megan are in it (sans cheating) for the long haul, but I really do. "Man Men" returns with a two hour premiere, April 7th.

Until Then, Entertain Yourself with This March Madness Mad Men Supercut

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is done with Winter, but ready for War.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Wicked

    Am I the only one that doesn't like Megan?

  • theotherone

    No, but your not supposed too. Midge is still my favorite of Don's indiscretions.

  • I just did the whole flapping-my-hands-while-doing-a-high-pitched-scream thing while watching those GoT teasers. Eeeeeeeeee!!!

  • Guest

    All I could think was "where is Sansa's cloak? There was supposed to be earth-shattering cloak..." in Marvin the Martian's voice.

  • Natallica

    "I want Joffrey dead". I know that feel, bro

  • Guest

    Joan - Gorgeous

    Peggy - Gorgeous

    Betty - Gorgeous

    Don - Gorgeous

    Stan - WTF?

    Megan - My eyes are burning (visions of Lorraine Bracco in Goodfellas).

    The "Sneak Peek" was no new footage...

  • SorayaS

    Yeah I had a WTF moment with Stan (what is Zack Galifinakis doing in Mad Men?) but... he makes it work.

    Cannot sign off on Megan's look though.

  • toblerone

    If they needed a beard I wish they would just bring back Paul Kinsey.

    I am really going to miss Laine.

  • fracas

    Is Ulysses S Grant on Madmen now?

  • apsutter

    Cannot wait for Mad Men and love that AHS news!!! So glad Jessica Lange is coming back, she's incredible.

  • googergieger

    Orphan Black looks like a guy got high and had a Satoshi Kon and Shion Sono marathon and the next day all of a sudden had a great idea for a show.

  • TheReinaG

    Why does Elisabeth Moss look like a very angry, vengeful Oompa Loompa? Has she always looked like an Oompa Loompa? Is it just that angle and a seeming lack of neck and height? Or quite possibly the least flattering dress they could find? If she fake baked would I have noticed the uncanny resemblance sooner? Does Don Draper use a magic whistle to summon her?!

    However, she doesn't appear to live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doompa-dee do!

  • Natallica

    And if you are wise you'll listen to her. Which Don doesn't do very often, clearly

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I think I love you. Marry me?

  • Irina

    I love that School of Thrones video; I've been yelling"GREYJOY!!!" at innocent bystanders all week.
    Episode two got out today, but it's not nearly as good as the first:

  • Cazadora

    Hahahahah, Little Finger used the word "quim." Whedon's impact on popular culture strikes again.

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