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A Valentine's Day Reminder: When It Comes to Celebrities, There's No Such Thing as a Surreptitious Boob Stare

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (22)

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Comments

The look on Dustin Hoffman's face is so delightfully lascivious!

And lest we forget -

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3948648448/nm0543790


Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2012 12:36 PM

Yes, but what exactly was Daniel Radcliffe staring at? Emma Watson is as flat-chested as an underdeveloped 12-year old boy.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2012 12:40 PM

They'll stare at clouds if they want to see stars badly enough.,

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2012 12:41 PM

I appreciate Bruce Willis' refusal to be anything but appreciative.

Posted by: admin at February 14, 2012 12:44 PM

Well, look at what Bruce had to work with. What's not to appreciate?

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 14, 2012 12:54 PM

Yep, Woody Allen is still creepy as fuck.

Posted by: Scully at February 14, 2012 12:56 PM

Look at Ol' Spartacus eyeballing his daughter-in-law and not hiding it at all. The man was born in nineteen-dickety-six. Furtiveness hadn't even been invented yet.

Posted by: branded at February 14, 2012 1:00 PM

If, at their age in that picture, we'd been cooped up on the set of movies as much as Daniel and Emma had been at that point, I'm fairly certain our own standards would be quite interesting to see in action as well.

Posted by: barereklame at February 14, 2012 1:12 PM

How does Rihanna manage to look like the cheaper one in this picture? She's sitting next to Katy Perry who has blue crepe hair and eyelashes that might hit you over the head and knock you unconscious.
Also, there's really nothing much to look at, so technically, it's a sternum stare.

Posted by: Rooks at February 14, 2012 1:45 PM

Katy is looking at Rihanna's shiny shiny purse. Priorities, people.

Posted by: Monchichi at February 14, 2012 1:55 PM

Is Kirk Douglas shrinking, or was he always a wee one? I mean, Zeta's Jones's are on eye level for him at this point...

Posted by: Jerry at February 14, 2012 2:10 PM

Men: About As Smooth As Sandpaper: A Pictorial.

Posted by: Alabaster Salamander at February 14, 2012 2:16 PM

Dustin Hoffman is my hero.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 14, 2012 2:19 PM

Ah, men. Yes, they will look at your boobs. Especially if you uncover the tops (or sides) of said boobs. And even if you don't.

Love the Bruce Willis one.

Posted by: MM at February 14, 2012 2:33 PM

Paddydog, stay away from 12 year old boys. Or girls, for that matter.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at February 14, 2012 3:43 PM

I like the Stanley Tucci one. It's like he's not sure what he's looking at.

Posted by: Laura at February 14, 2012 3:44 PM

Methinks it's not an accident that 3 of the photos are of Scarlett Johansson (she of the dead eyes and bountiful chest area)--and Woody Allen is in 2 of them. As for #3 photo--how did her boobs migrate to her neck?

Posted by: True_Blue at February 14, 2012 4:03 PM

True_Blue, are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Posted by: Patty O'Green at February 14, 2012 4:08 PM

Yay boobs!

That's...that's all I've got.

Posted by: Green Lantern at February 14, 2012 5:36 PM

Kirk Douglas can look at any boobs he wants too. He's Kirk Douglas.

And yes people shrink as they get older their spines compress and their posture slumps.

Posted by: logan at February 14, 2012 6:24 PM

"Daaaaaamn."

-- Stanley Tucci

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 15, 2012 8:50 AM

Thanks, Dustin! Good Valentine.

Posted by: chanohack at February 15, 2012 11:15 AM