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The Most Filmable Video Games

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (44)



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For decades there was the rock solid presumption that it was impossible to make a good comic book movie. There were periodic attempts and with the notable exception of Superman, they pretty much all managed to fall out of the same hideous mold. Then Spiderman broke the pattern and it’s hard to find a comic book these days that hasn’t been adapted into film.

Video games, Ebert’s lawn notwithstanding, will get over that hump at some point, when filmmakers quit trying to make a movie that acts like a video game (the first person perspective in Doom was just embarrassing for everyone all around) or just don’t take games seriously in the first place. How many directors making comic book movies in the eighties and nineties felt a need to come out and say that they didn’t actually like comic books? Was it just Tim Burton? Because that pisses me off about three directors worth even 20 years later.

The hard part about picking games that could break the mold is in making sure to not just make a list of the games with the best cut-scenes of the last five years. Just because Assassin’s Creed is described as cinematic doesn’t mean that it would actually transition in any meaningful way to cinema. There are also top notch games that would lose much of what made them unique in a transition to film. Mass Effect springs to mind as a game that if filmed would just end up being another in a pile of space operas. It’s sort of like how adapting The Punisher to film never really works because there’s not a terrible amount to distinguish it from the other ten films each year that have the same plot outline.

So here, in no particular order, are the five video games that in the right hands would make the best adaptations to film, along with the mix that would make them work


The Legend of Zelda: The Neverending Story crossed with Stardust

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Thief: Blair Witch crossed with Robin Hood

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Planescape: Memento crossed with Pan’s Labyrinth

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Deus Ex: The Matrix crossed with Children of Men

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Fallout: The Road Warrior crossed with Brazil

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Comments

Might I suggest Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, which would be The Fountain meets The Shining? Shoot, it could be adapted into a TV miniseries with each episode focusing on a different historical period and tragedy portrayed in the game, all linked together by those accursed rune stones.

Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2010 2:56 PM

Ugh... Bioshock. Road Warrior meets I Am Legend meets Atlas Shrugged

Posted by: Tom at October 13, 2010 3:02 PM

Shadow Of The Colossus: The best Brian DePalma movie you've never seen...

Posted by: TheUpsetter at October 13, 2010 3:21 PM

Deus Ex would be awesome given the examples you cite.

I would also venture that Gears of War may in fact be filmable if done in an Aliens/I Am Legend/Platoon combination.

Posted by: admin at October 13, 2010 3:27 PM

What makes Fallout more translatable than Mass Effect? Is it that your Fallout character, even though also your creation, is less an important persona than the one you create for Commander Shephard in either ME or ME2?

Because, I get that, but I still think the Mass Effect galaxy would make an excellent playground for all sorts of adaptations. That said, I don't want anyone adapting the storylines from the actual games proper. I've seen that story. Hell, I feel like I've lived (am still living) that story. I don't need to see some asshat completely effing with my Shephard.

What was my point? Oh, yeah. Fallout. Why would that be any different than any other post-apocalyptic movie? I grant you Fallout 3 is a visual, environmental tour-de-force, but it ain't that original and a movie would just focus on killing mutants and jerks who hide out in the middle of nowhere and shoot at me from far away when all I wanna do is go to this outpost over here to start a damn mission, oh great, now I'm dead because I ran out of bullets. And finding your father. I bet they wouldn't destroy Megaton, either. Wimps.

Posted by: RobP at October 13, 2010 3:27 PM

Oh, but I do wholehoggedly agree that The Legend of Zelda would make for a fantastic movie.

And, that header picture is glorious. I'd read a comic based on that.

Posted by: RobP at October 13, 2010 3:30 PM

The unreleased Deus Ex: Human Revolution:
Blade Runner + Ghost in the Shell

Posted by: hun23 at October 13, 2010 3:32 PM

The charm of the Fallout series isn't that it's a post-apocalyptic Mad Max retread, but in the kooky 1950's Americana vibe that permeates everything. It's Duck and Cover gone too far and the worst fears of McCarthy realized, which is what makes the game series shine.

Posted by: longcoat000 at October 13, 2010 3:41 PM

You are awarded full points for picking Thief.

Posted by: The Judge at October 13, 2010 3:50 PM

[geekgasm] HOLY SHIT PLANESCAPE [/geekgasm]

(replace "[" with "

That would be the best thing ever. Tragically, I don't think there's enough cocaine in the world to put your average hollywood producer in the mood to greenlight a movie about a video game about philosophy and D&D.

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at October 13, 2010 3:52 PM

Haha, apparently the fact that the comments box actually accepts html makes it totally impossible to make nerdy html code jokes.

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at October 13, 2010 3:54 PM

You are deducted three internets for even writing this article. Games DO NOT make good movies and vise versa. Games are meant to be played and attempts at making them into movies have failed because of one simple reason. YOU can't control the main character and story. The same reason that movies often times make bad games. All the cool shit that you see the main character do in the movie RARELY translate to game (maybe because of technical limitations. It's also impossible to transfer the emotions that you feel while watching those characters from movie to game. I hope that shit made sense.

Posted by: Doug at October 13, 2010 4:04 PM

What about Uncharted? The game's basically a movie already.

Posted by: Thijs at October 13, 2010 4:07 PM

The Legend of Zelda would be terrible; I disagree. Who does Link talk to? Who does he interact with? Faeries? I suppose if you gave him a Tinkerbell-type character that could be interesting. He could be like a bad-ass Peter Pan who goes on a crusade of bad-assery with his helpful, healing sprite in tow.

Okay, so now I think it would be awesome. DAMN YOU FREE-FLOWING THOUGHT! FOILED AGAIN!

Posted by: superasente at October 13, 2010 4:10 PM

Why is Halo not on this list? It's already been picked up by several producers (Including Steven Spielberg) and came close to having Neil Blomkamp as its director. Spielberg and Blomkamp, people. Not to mention it has a massive fan base and could turn into a diamond shitting industry of wealth.

Posted by: John Blaine at October 13, 2010 4:11 PM

Robert >> Great call on Eternal Darkness.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 13, 2010 4:23 PM

what's wrong with more space operas to add to the pile? everyone loves a yummy low-fat space opera and shouldn't they be due for a come back?

Posted by: idleprimate at October 13, 2010 4:30 PM

What, no Pong on this list?

Imagine it:

Ball, a teenager from a rough and tumble upbringing, decides to enter the fighting ring to make enough money to send his mother for the rounding surgery she so desperately needs. (She hasn't rolled since the terrible stomping accident of 1986.)

Ball spends months training for the match, using various untraditional training methods - rolling through the gutters, darting out into traffic and back, and chugging a glass full of eggs. He conquers his fear and gets into the ring.

Will Ball win the match? Will his mother roll again?

Will this movie be better than 99% of the movies released next year?

I say YES!

Posted by: mswas at October 13, 2010 4:37 PM

Doug >> While I agree with you that there is a fundamental difference in the two media that is impossible to translate, that does not mean that skillful adaptation is impossible. There are aspects of these games that do not depend upon the free will choices of the player and have potential as the nucleus for good cinematic storytelling. Similarly, there are aspects of literature that a film will never be able to effectively replicate (and vice versa), but that does not mean that quality movie adaptations of books have not been made.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 13, 2010 4:38 PM

Like The Judge said, full points for including Thief. That game is the shit. I think it could be more than just "Blair Witch" meets "Robin Hood," though. I always liked how each game covered the dominance of the different factions in the city and how each goes haywire. The more primal, animalistic pagans undermining the Christian-like Hammers in the first game; a rational, mechanized religious sect trying to destroy nature in the second; and the complete devastation of the city's only true source of order in the third. God, I love that series.

I hear Square-Enix is thinking of making a fourth. I don't know how on Earth they can think to top the first three or keep it in cohesion (the third almost slipped anyway...). As for a film version...I dunno. It'll have to be damn atmospheric and subversive.

Posted by: vic at October 13, 2010 4:58 PM

Peter Jackson directing Torment might be the culmination of my life, were it ever to happen.

Posted by: Socrates at October 13, 2010 5:08 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Secret of Monkey Island

Need I say more?

Posted by: Tranjo at October 13, 2010 5:16 PM

Donkey Kong: Diddy's Quest.

If only because I wasted 30% of my childhood demolishing Kaptain K. Rool.

And Shia LaBeouf was born to play Diddy. Enough fucking around in pointless further installments of beloved movies. Just put on a red shirt and cap and go save that big ape!

Posted by: penelope at October 13, 2010 5:24 PM

Xenosaga. All three games.

There's enough random crap going on in those to keep Hollywood screwing the pooch for years - hell, the games are named from works by Nietsche, and it's all about aliens and the reincarnation-by-robot of Mary Magdalene. Of course, considering I think I'm one of five people who played all three, the marketing would be painful...

Posted by: Nessun at October 13, 2010 5:45 PM

+1 Vote for Bioshock.

And also, Half-Life: Die Hard crossed with... (wow, this is hard, I don't know, maybe...) Aliens? or War of the Worlds?

You know what, get back to me.

Posted by: DarthBrookes at October 13, 2010 5:57 PM

Might I add Dragon Age: Origins? (NerdAlert) It is almost all character and story-based. Plus, it has dragons!

Posted by: kellsbells at October 13, 2010 6:02 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Secret of Monkey Island

Need I say more?

Posted by: Tranjo at October 13, 2010 5:16 PM

We have a winner!

Posted by: Mr. Fancypants at October 13, 2010 6:02 PM

LOVE Mass Effect, but agree with you that Fallout would translate better to the big screen. Mass Effect's appeal is playing a more hardcore version of Star Trek...or a Star Wars that takes place here and not in a galaxy far, far away. (After all, what are Spectres if not Jedis sans the Force?)

All post-apocalyptic settings borrow heavily from The Road Warrior. And while Fallout does too, it does something unique -- it builds a new world atop the ashes of the old. It's not just a copy of so many of the post-apocalyptic movies but an expansion of them.

As for the games I'd most recommend to make into movies:

1. Limbo - a little Xbox Live Arcade game about a young boy trapped in a dangerous dimension. Who is he? Why? No questions are answered. Give it to a Del Toro or a Cronenberg and you'd get one hell of a scary movie.

2. Brutal Legend. BUT ONLY IF Tim Schaefer is directing.

3. Forza Motorsports/Gran Turismo - when's the last time we got a really good movie about racing? And I don't mean the melodramatic crap that's usually made like the Fast & Furious stuff. I mean, a movie about cars and about racing.

Posted by: Fredo at October 13, 2010 6:03 PM

I second Royalewithcheese's geekgasm. Yes to a Planescape movie. A thousand times yes.

Posted by: slagzoo at October 13, 2010 6:22 PM

DarthCorleone>> I will concede one point by saying impossible so far. They have all failed pretty miserably so my hope meter has been depleted pretty thoroughly. I think if you are a gamer and movie buff it is much more difficult to reconcile the two genres. My father loved the Tomb Raider movies because he never played a single game and loved hot-lips running around in skin tight outfits.

Posted by: Doug at October 13, 2010 6:39 PM

And Dragon Age also has sex, gay or straight, elf, dwarf, or human. Well only if you choose to do it. Who wouldn't want to see that? It's basically LOTR-choose your own adventure.

I would like to see The Legacy of Kain Series made into movies. If done right they would make some pretty awesome movies. Heck I just wish they would come out with a new one. They have the best voice actors in the business for those games.

Beyond Good and Evil, although underappreciated, had a great story. A couple more for my pleasure would be God of War and Dead Space (not much dialogue but super creepy).

When they make games into movies they lose the story and the heart of the game. There's no reason the Resident Evil series of movies needed to be turned into what it was. I enjoyed the CG motion picture RE Degeneration. Not too hard to make a live action RE movie that actually followed the story line.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at October 13, 2010 7:15 PM

Mario Kart: Deathrace 2000 meets Mad Max

Posted by: L-Za at October 13, 2010 7:59 PM

God of War. 1 through 3.

Don't even think of saying Clash of Titans + A Better Tomorrow.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: oroboros at October 13, 2010 9:25 PM

+1 Shia Lebeouf as Diddy Kong. I will mentally add a cap and a tail for every film I see him in from now on.

Games movies might improve as game stories progress beyond homage to the movies & tales that preceded them. RE4 and 5 were fun but take away the interaction and all you have is a horror plot that has been told 100 times over. Can’t really agree with Zelda either, that’s a story that has to be experienced through it’s action, otherwise it’s yet another “one small man with a big destiny” fantasy that that has been pretty thoroughly explored already. Not to say it can't be done well, but it's far from a fresh idea.

Recreating a story I have participated in would be pointless, but a story written within a game's universe could work. GTA’s Liberty City would be fertile ground for not only crime stories but urban satire, Mass Effect= space opera (fuck it, I’d watch it) and Fallout have been previously discussed (good point about rebuilding post apocalyptic society Fredo). The current generation of games contain some pretty detailed and nuanced worlds, so a story that complements or adds to their richness and depth would be more than welcome.

Posted by: Punxsutawny Phil at October 13, 2010 9:34 PM

You know, the Walking Dead would make a great TV series. Random, crazy thought.

Posted by: Vince Noir at October 13, 2010 9:40 PM

RobP, I love the Mass Effect universe. That is why I would not want them to go near it for fear that they would fuck it up completely.

Posted by: supafly at October 13, 2010 9:49 PM

Half-Life or Half-Life 2.

The games were practically made to be filmed. That or Starcraft.

Posted by: commanderfunky at October 13, 2010 10:25 PM

Planescape: Torment is the best game ever and I would love to see it on screen, though there is no way a studio would make it properly and with the budget it deserves. Now I'm bummed.

Posted by: wonderbreadhead at October 13, 2010 10:43 PM

I always thought the Diablo series would make for a great movie.

Posted by: Gabs at October 13, 2010 10:52 PM

I was hoping Thief would make the list. You could either go with just the plot of The Dark Project, or meld Dark Project and Metal Age if you wanted a two-headed antagonist. One of the most "filmable" video games ever.

Posted by: Zaphod at October 13, 2010 11:56 PM

I have killed a million germans, aliens, russians, north koreans and monsters in my time. But Fallout 3 was genuinely creepy.

Posted by: Will at October 14, 2010 5:39 AM

Yeah, Starcraft was fantastic. Unfortunately the storyline and characters in Starcraft 2 were bland and uninteresting. :(

Posted by: Ender at October 14, 2010 5:42 AM

Three words:
Monkey. Motherflippin'. Island.

Posted by: Wonkey The Monkey at October 14, 2010 11:33 AM

I would get a woman pregnant and then commit a double murder sacrifice to Satan for a good Fallout movie. Awesome 30-50s soundtrack, insanely awesome schizo-tech, a Cold War that never ended, awesome creatures, badass action, deep storyline...

Actually, now that I think about it, Hollywood would fuck it up somehow... Probably by casting Paul Walker as the lead or something.

Posted by: Danny from Puerto Rico at October 15, 2010 2:14 AM