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A List of Ten 2010 Movies So Forgettable They Never Get Mentioned In Other Year-End Lists

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (43)



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To ensure that every movie released in 2010 somehow gets mentioned on a list somewhere, here is a List of Ten 2010 Movies So Forgettable They Never Get Mentioned In Other Year-End Lists.

Now, they’ve been mentioned.


10. The Switch

9. Charlie St. Cloud

8. Edge of Darkness

7. Our Family Wedding

6. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

5. Secretariat

4. She’s Out of My League

3. Daybreakers

2. Takers

1. Brooklyn’s Finest


(This list has been sponsored by the Society for Films That Won’t Be Remembered Six Weeks After Their Release).









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Comments

"Get Him to the Greek" was a metric truckload of fun, and I defy anyone not to chuckle down in the sub-cockle area during the chase scene and Diddy's line of "You cannot outrun me! I am black!"

Good times, good times.

The rest of the movies listed, however, are of no use to me, and are dismissed. Turn in your badges and guns.

Posted by: Jana Jerusalem at December 29, 2010 8:49 AM

I dug She's Out of My League. The boyfriend and I caught it in an effort to waste time one Sunday afternoon. It ended up being really funny.

Posted by: Natalia at December 29, 2010 9:00 AM

Seconded on Get Him To The Greek - it's on my list of DVDs to buy - just a fun fun movie.

Posted by: Steve at December 29, 2010 9:04 AM

i just saw "the sorcerer’s apprentice" the other day and had forgotten already until you just reminded me. now that's pretty bad...

Posted by: invisibelle at December 29, 2010 9:08 AM

Get Him To The Greek was memorable for the sheer unseen before Rose Byrne whorish portrayal.

Posted by: arrrghzi at December 29, 2010 9:11 AM

If Alice Eve's body was a religion, I would have sex with it.

Daybreakers was mildly entertaining. Didn't see any of the others.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Kraft vs. Velveeta. It's a ridiculous argument. Velveeta is clearly superior in every way. A bag of cheese powder??? Come on!

Posted by: Kballs at December 29, 2010 9:12 AM

saw edge of darkness even after the m.gibson backlash ONLY because it was filmed in Northampton when i lived there (it was a big to-do during filming though i never ran across any film crews). god, that was an awful movie.

Daybreakers was mildly entertaining (and, lord, i still love me some hawke) but it could have easily been better.

have brooklyn's finest on my netflix instant cause a buddy of mine worked on it

Posted by: Sinnh at December 29, 2010 9:18 AM

She's Out of My League and The Sorcerer's Apprentice being on this list doesn't say much for Jay Baruchel. I actually had to google a couple of these (The Switch, Edge of Darkness, Takers)

Posted by: PissBoy at December 29, 2010 9:26 AM

Get Him To The Greek has actually been on several Best of 2010 lists I've seen. The movie was hilarious, lots of people loved the hell out of it, it does not fit in on this list.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at December 29, 2010 9:35 AM

I wanted to chime in on the "Get Him to the Greek" love. That was a pretty great comedy. Sure, it was wildly uneven at times but it was honestly one of the few comedies that made me literally laugh genuinely and heartily (especially that "I am black!" Diddy scene) and Jonah Hill and Russell Brand made quite the odd couple of friends. You fudged up on that one, Rowles, especially seeing as how I'm sure there had to have been some Jessica Alba (or Biel) film you could have listed instead!

Posted by: smijca at December 29, 2010 9:46 AM

When I visited my brother and sister for Christmas they both hammered me with repeated "You have to see Get Him to the Greek, but only after you've seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall" lessons. After they physically made me watch Elf, which was just bad, I don't think I'm in any hurry to take their advice.

Posted by: Todd at December 29, 2010 9:55 AM

Takers was so bad that it's hardly forgettable. Halfway through seeing it (yes, I saw it in theaters), my sister leaned over and told me "I am buying this the morning it comes out on DVD and we are playing drinking games to it. Start coming up with ideas now!"

Posted by: Badkittyuno at December 29, 2010 10:00 AM

I watched "Get Him to the Greek" while at the dentist yesterday. Miles above MacGruber, which I couldn't even sit through.

Posted by: Drew Morton at December 29, 2010 10:02 AM

Secretariat was a fine, fine film about a horse's desire to win it all.

Oh, what's that? The horse has no concept of "winning" or "losing" and wants only to eat grass and carrots and is desperately confused why an ape is sitting on his back, kicking, yelling and spanking him with a stick?

My mistake.

Posted by: JohnnyVonAwesome at December 29, 2010 10:12 AM

Todd,

I was really skeptical about Get Him to The Greek but laughed out loud through quite a bit of it. There is absolutely no need to see Forgetting Sarah Marshall beforehand though. There's only the tiniest of tie-ins between the two.

Posted by: Paultera at December 29, 2010 10:15 AM

if only that tie-in was a kristen bell-rose byrne lesbian love-fest

Posted by: arrrghzi at December 29, 2010 10:19 AM

Hmph. Well, how about that? I, too, liked Get Him to the Greek (not as much as Forgetting Sarah Marshall), but the box-office returns and the relative lack of buzz suggested that it was given little thought. I guess it's done well on DVD. I stand corrected. I therefore replace Get Him to the Greek with Our Family Wedding. Surely, no one remembers that (despite its $20 million gross, and the presence of Forrest Whitaker and America Ferrera)?

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at December 29, 2010 10:24 AM

I was utterly confused by all the defenses for Get Him to the Greek until I saw Dustin's comment. In no way shape or form is it as good as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I guess it's not as bad as being completely forgettable. Which is a shame, because Russel Brand needs to go away.

Now, would be nice.

Posted by: RobP at December 29, 2010 10:39 AM

if only that tie-in was a kristen bell-rose byrne lesbian love-fest

...and the heart of my pantal region grew three sizes this day...

Posted by: Rykker at December 29, 2010 10:47 AM

Dustin,

Didn't MacGruber blow up (pun intended)? A $10 million dollar budget and $9 million in returns. Not to be an ass, but I hated that movie so much that I was surprised it wasn't on here! :)

Posted by: Drew Morton at December 29, 2010 11:01 AM

Roger Ebert has Secretariat on his Top 10 of the year. I blame senility.

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2010 11:01 AM

I thought Daybreakers was kinda cool.

Posted by: Amanda H. at December 29, 2010 11:18 AM

I was starting to think my fellow Pajabian's were going loony. I did not see Get Him To The Greek anywhere on the list. Then I read Dustin's comment and now it all makes sense. Just to add, I want a furry wall.

Posted by: daria at December 29, 2010 11:19 AM

Secretariat made Ebert's 2nd top ten list...

Posted by: Gentleman Farmer at December 29, 2010 11:27 AM

Get Him to the Greek The Losers

[I'm no fan of Get Him to the Greek, but seriously -- The Losers (along with She's Out of My League) was a film SO unremarkable that I couldn't bring myself to care enough about whether I liked it or not.]

Posted by: penelope at December 29, 2010 11:30 AM

I honestly don't remember ever even hearing the words "My Family Wedding". Ever.

Posted by: Paultera at December 29, 2010 11:37 AM

I second Paultera. Whose family wedding?

Speaking of Ebert and senility... He had Knowing as one of his top 10 either last year or the previous year (whenever that was released). I watched it solely because Ebert recommended it. Truly an awful film. Since then, I've trusted his critical faculties much less than I ever thought possible. His blog is still amazing, though.

Posted by: RobP at December 29, 2010 11:59 AM

I'm with natalia. She's Out of My League is flawed but charming enough and has some pretty good laughs. I won't bring it out to show my grandkids what great filmmaking was all about back in my day, but it's a movie that comes up occasionally in conversation as a surprisingly fun and entertaining diversion.

Posted by: Eep at December 29, 2010 12:16 PM

I actually watched "Our Family Wedding" and it deserves to be here just for the sheer fact that Carlos Muthafucking Mencia (who I despise) is in it. And both Whitaker and Ferrera's agents need to be fired and/or shot because iow in the he'll don't you run for the hills when you see that Carlos Muthafucking Mencia is attached to a script??!!

That POS movie was memorable for it's atrocious depiction of the Mexican culture. And for the damn goat in the restroom because in all my 29 years of life on this earth as a Mexican-American woman I have yet to have a damn LIVE goat near my home.

We usually had the thing nice and deceased by the time it got to us!!

So...great choice, Rowles!

Also, Academy Award Winning Actor Forest Whitaker was in this and I had never felt more embarrassed for an actor.

Posted by: smijca at December 29, 2010 12:17 PM

I too liked She's Out of My League and mostly because of T.J. Miller. I've been a bit obsessed with him this year since seeing him do stand up live (hilarious), and so any movie where he gets to be funny, I'm in. Although, I must admit I won't be seeing Yogi Bear. But I have immensley enjoyed hearing him sporadically bash the marketing slogan for the movie, "Good Things Come in Bears" on Doug Benson's podcast over the last few months.

Posted by: Nicole at December 29, 2010 12:29 PM

I didn't see Takers, but I saw a few trailers and my initial reaction to it was "So, essentially it's the love child of Ocean's 11, 12, 13, and 14 and every blaxpoitation movie out there."

Posted by: Lord Ninja at December 29, 2010 1:46 PM

Actually. now that I think about it, this movie that i am about to mention, the only reason I found out about it was due to Youtube, William H. Macy and a Ukulele...I kid you not. No one even knew about it, it was that bad.

It's called "Bart Got a Room." It's like American Pie done indie. It's not bad. It's forced awkward.

Posted by: Lord Ninja at December 29, 2010 1:51 PM

Am I the only person who HATED Get Him to the Greek? I am a big Jonah Hill apologist and even I couldn't stand it. It had no idea what movie it wanted to be. Broad comedy, heartfelt addiction film, movie involving a child that in no way ever involved the child... It was a mess.

Diddy and Rose Byrne were awesome though. "I'm talking about my asshole."

Posted by: Courtney at December 29, 2010 1:56 PM

Alice Eve and the girl who played her best friend in She's Out of My League are anything but forgettable. And I agree with Eep that the movie itself is flawed but charming.

Posted by: Dave at December 29, 2010 2:22 PM

Daybreakers, IMO, is a good film. Not anything spectacular, but good. If anything it isn't a sparkly pussification of vampires like Twilight is.
I was supposed to go see Charlie St. Cloud with a girl, but we hit traffic on the way there and saw Dinner for Schmucks instead.
In retrospect, if we saw St. Cloud we could basically have had protected sex and gotten away with it. I am stupid.

Posted by: Parker Jammstein at December 29, 2010 2:29 PM

Didn't see any of these movies. Only heard of some of them.

Also what kind of name is Secretariat?

Posted by: commanderfunky at December 29, 2010 2:42 PM

I agree totally with number one. Got it on Netflix, removed it from the sleeve, watched 10 minutes, put it back in the sleeve, walked out to the mailbox and sent it back.
Oh did I mention the part where I nodded off twice? TEN MINUTES!! It would have been more riveting if they had filmed Wesley Snipes taxes being done. What, too soon?

Posted by: TheBlackMenace at December 29, 2010 6:01 PM

I keep scrolling back up because I forget the names of the movies.
This has been going on for five minutes now.
Send help.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at December 29, 2010 6:32 PM

I agree that Daybreakers was entertaining and that it could have very easily been better. I saw a lot of potential in it and hate that it is on a "most forgettable" list. Makes me sad.

Posted by: KC at December 29, 2010 6:38 PM

Charlie St. Cloud (or 'Zach Efron's Furrowed Brow') ranked on Owen Gleiberman's Worst list.

Posted by: futuredirect at December 29, 2010 6:51 PM

I'm one of the "only saw Daybreakers from this list" people, and I thought it was not bad, but could have been better.

The rest, well... shit, I don't even remember what they are now, and I'm not scrolling up.

Posted by: MM at December 29, 2010 9:13 PM

Dinner for Schmucks should definitely get a mention. I totally forgot about its existence, and I fucking saw the thing in theaters! Thanks for reminding me, Parker Jammstein.

Posted by: Victoria at December 30, 2010 10:04 AM

I'm very sorry, I arrived too late for Jim Doggie, he starved to death in less than a day. All that was left of him was a freakishly large scrolling finger and a few despairing sticky notes reading:
"10. Switches?
9. Charlie Something?
8. Edge of Darkness
7. A Wedding?
Damnit"

Posted by: Ender at December 30, 2010 11:40 AM