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A Fictional List of 10 Famous Actors Who Turned Down Blockbuster Movie Roles

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (29)



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For whatever reason, these “actors who turned down roles” lists are notoriously popular. Unfortunately, that list has been done to death. By now, everyone knows that Will Smith turned down Neo, that Johnny Depp turned down Ferris Bueller, that Molly Ringwald turned down Pretty Woman, Sean Connery turned down Gandalf, and Christopher Walken (and Burt Reynolds) allegedly even turned down Hans Solo.

So I thought, if it’s already been done to death: Fuck it. I’ll make one up.

A Fictional List of 10 Famous Actors Who Turned Down Blockbuster Movie Roles

10. Hugh Grant — Neo in the Matrix: Back in 1999, Hugh Grant famously turned own the role of Neo in the Matrix, reasoning, “To be honest, the Wachowskis kind of scared me.” Grant decided to do Mickey Blue Eyes, instead

9. Rhys Ifans — James Bond: Back in 2005, when MGM was searching for a replacement for Pierce Brosnan, Rhys Ifans immediately jumped to the top of the list. However, Ifans famously called director Martin Campbell and declined, noting that the role would hurt his reputation. Ifans decided instead to take on the role of McBunny in Garfield: The Tale of Two Kitties.

8. Jennifer Tilly — Vivien in Pretty Woman: There was a long list of women who turned down the role of Vivien before Julia Roberts came along and took this role, catapulting her onto the A-list. Little known, however, is that director Gary Marshall originally offered the role to Jennifer Tilly, and the first iteration of the script was more seedy, R-Rated, and heavy on the sex scenes between Vivien and her johns.

7. Charlie Sheen as John Bender in The Breakfast Club: John Bender was the last role to be cast in the film, and while most know that it came down to between Judd Nelson and John Cusack, what most people don’t know was that Hughes’ first choice was Charlie Sheen, who declined to instead do The Boy’s Next Door, but was such a hit with Hughes that he made a small appearance in his next film, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

6. Jason Biggs as Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights: A lot of folks know that Leonardo DiCaprio declined this part in favor of Titanic, but Paul Thomas Anderson’s second choice, before Mark Wahlberg, was actually Jason Biggs, who turned down the role to instead stick his diggler in baked goods on American Pie.

5. Rupert Everett as Batman in Batman and Robin: After Val Kilmer declined to continue being Batman for Joel Schumacher, and before the diretor eventually settled on George Clooney, his initial choice was Rupert Everett, who had just wrapped filming on My Best Friend’s Wedding. However, Schumacher eventually went in another direction, reasoning that Everett would push the film’s homoerotic undertones over the line.

4. Rick Moranis as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump: Bill Murray was actually Robert Zemeckis’ very first choice, but when Murray declined, he offered the role to Moranis, who was coming off the hugely successful Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Moranis, however, was already committed to The Flintstones movie. Soon after The Flintstones, Moranis retired from acting. Who knows how it would’ve gone down if he’d been able to make Forrest Gump?

3. Phoebe Cates in Sixteen Candles: And she would’ve been perfect. Unfortunately, she was already committed to Gremlins.

2. Whoopie Goldberg as Catherine Tramell in Basic Instinct: Whoopie Goldberg was Paul Verhoeven’ first choice for the evil seductress in Basic Instinct, and even began filming on the movie. Unfortunately, Verhoeven fired Goldberg during filming when she refused to shave for the pivotal interrogation scene. Goldberg turned her attention instead to Sister Act.

1. Ron Howard as Han Solo in Star Wars: Rumor has it that Al Pacino, Nick Nolte and Christopher Walken and even Burt Reynolds were offered the role of Han Solo before Harrison Ford took it. But his true first choice was Ron Howard, who Lucas had worked with on American Graffiti. However, the studio wouldn’t allow it, reasoning that audiences would never believe in a Ginger action hero.









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Comments

Also: Rea Perlman turned down Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

True story.

Also also: Rick Moranis would have been infinitley less annoying than Vanilla Hanks in Forrest Gump.

Posted by: klingonfree at March 25, 2011 2:17 PM

Beautiful Phoebe Cates with the even more beautiful breasts looks so incredibly small to me after all the years of brainwashing by Hollywood's steady stream of 'enhanced' actresses that supposedly define today's standards of beauty. That makes me kind of sad since I thought I was immune.

Posted by: snapnhiss at March 25, 2011 2:27 PM

Here's a novel concept - why don't you review a fucking movie!

Posted by: Matt at March 25, 2011 2:34 PM

I would gladly give up a finger to see Bill Murray as Gump.

Posted by: schrome at March 25, 2011 2:34 PM

Thanks. I really, really wanted to think about Whoopi Goldberg that way.

Posted by: Brenton at March 25, 2011 2:37 PM

"Phoebe Cates in Sixteen Candles: And she would’ve been perfect. Unfortunately, she was already committed to Gremlins."

If by "perfect" you mean "better than Molly Ringwald", then no frigging way.

#6 boggles the mind. I can't stand that guy.

Posted by: samantha t at March 25, 2011 2:44 PM

Here's a novel concept - why don't you review a fucking movie!

They won't review porn. We've asked many times before.

Wait, are you asking about the Cannonball Read? That's really a smattering of fiction and nonfiction. So, I guess it's not entirely novels.

Posted by: branded at March 25, 2011 2:45 PM

Shame on You Dustin- you created this entire post just to have a lame excuse to post a Phoebe Cates shot... We see through your paper thin ruse....

But I do wonder this: Would Boogie Nights have been bigger than Titanic if Leo had made a different choice? (Insert requisite "My schlong will go on" joke here....)

Posted by: JuiceinLA at March 25, 2011 2:46 PM

Is there anyway we can get that version of Pretty Woman made today? Of course, starring Jennifer Tilly.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 25, 2011 2:59 PM

The original ending of Sixteen Candles where Samantha shows her appreciation to her crush by walking by a sprinkler while taking off her bikini top was a little weird though. This was probably for the best. WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING!?!

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at March 25, 2011 3:11 PM

Tracer, I'd just watch Bound again.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at March 25, 2011 3:32 PM

Honey, you've just been branded!

Also, Hans Solo would have been played by Stellan Skarsgaard, right?

Posted by: RobP at March 25, 2011 3:35 PM

Hey Matt!

Thanks for your suggestion! Are you new to Pajiba? If so, I encourage you to check out our film review archives, where we've posted 30 or so new reviews over the last two weeks! In addition, our Wimpy Kid and Sucker Punch reviews will be posted this weekend. If there are any other movies we're missing, or if you have any suggestions, please let me know. As always, we value your feedback.

Best,

Dustin

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at March 25, 2011 3:47 PM

My post where I linked to all of the reviews you guys have done in the just the last week kept getting intercepted by the Pajiba/Internet police. However, Mr. Rowles is more than capable of defending himself, so maybe it wasn't necessary anyway.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at March 25, 2011 3:56 PM

Rick Moranis as Gump is such a great idea it makes me sad to watch Forrest Gump from now on, I'll be idealizing what could have potentially but not really been.

Actually I'd like to see Rick Moranis play every character, in every movie.

Posted by: LEROOOY at March 25, 2011 4:06 PM

Moranis is always a good thing.

:waits for Pookie to be crass:

Posted by: RobP at March 25, 2011 4:26 PM

I want to live in the universe with Jennifer Tilly in that version of Pretty Woman

wait, wait, as long as horses are wishes, I'd just like to live with Jennifer Tilly

Posted by: idleprimate at March 25, 2011 4:35 PM

snapnhiss:

Sounding a teeeeensy bit like some sort of anti-matter Camille Paglia today...

Posted by: Jerry at March 25, 2011 6:57 PM

My favorite is still Sean Connery turning down the role of Gandalf to appear in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Imagine Connery shouting "You shall not pass!"

Posted by: Torint at March 25, 2011 8:23 PM

I'm calling bullshit on the Basic Instinct story. First of all, if I recall, Sharon didn't shave either. A trim, maybe, but she wasn't bald. Secondly, if a brazilian was required of Whoopie, don't you think that would have been covered in meetings beforehand? Thirdly, Whoopie Goldberg?

Posted by: Humbert Humbert at March 25, 2011 8:50 PM

Hans Solo? No, really - HANS SOLO?

Posted by: Three-nineteen at March 25, 2011 9:17 PM

I'm sorry. I'm with Matt on this one.

Posted by: James at March 25, 2011 10:24 PM

I think this would have been a funner list if it looked forward a bit like information that could potentially be true, we just don't know it yet. For example:

Megan Fox: Turned down key role in Easy A. Despite numerous botox injections she just didn't feel her face looked fresh enough to be cast as a teenager.

Zach Effron: Initially offered the part of 'Edward' in the new Twighligt series, he responded "Hell no, I've read those books- it would be career suicide".

Jermey Piven: Response after reading the script for Inception , "Whaaaa?"

Disclosure: By clicking on the link labeled "A Fictional List of 10 Famous Actors Who Turned Down Blockbuster Movie Roles" I fully acknowledge that I understood that this would not be a movie review but of my own accord decided to read and participate anyways. Because it's fun. And I enjoy procrastinating. And because it's free. *Matt*

Posted by: brdkelli at March 25, 2011 10:26 PM

Some can actually be imagined, some are way beyond that. But I hope the people in charge of suggesting numbers 9 and 10 are now very happy selling hot dogs or running a pet shop or changing light bulbs somewhere. Please, say they are.

Posted by: godzilla_foil at March 26, 2011 3:59 AM

" Imagine Connery shouting 'You shall not pass!'"

Ahem.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASH!"

Posted by: Craig at March 26, 2011 5:46 PM

John Cusack would have made The Breakfast Club a good movie. *sigh* Alas, it was not meant to be.

Posted by: futuredirect at March 26, 2011 7:54 PM

Really, though. The "Hans Solo" thing renders this whole list null and void. You don't get fictional lists if you don't even know the names of the fucking characters!

Posted by: space oddity at March 27, 2011 8:45 PM

Yes, indeed. A typo certainly rendered an amusing bit of weekend fluff unreadable and unworthy of our time.
Who ARE these people?
What did they do with my Pajibans?

Posted by: Spender at March 27, 2011 11:26 PM

ohhh... i really love Forrest Gump...

Posted by: write at May 6, 2011 10:16 PM