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A Few Distinguished Television Characters 'Game of Thrones'' Ramsay Bolton Should Bump into Before Sansa Kills Him

By Cindy Davis | Seriously Random Lists | May 21, 2015 |






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***Spoiler warning: Plot point from this past Sunday’s Game of Thrones discussed below. If you’re not caught up, please evacuate the building. But no worries about the title of this post, that Sansa would kill Ramsay is not a spoiler — merely my fervent wish.*


It’s been a rough week, y’all (and not just for fictional characters). As you know, one of the remaining Stark siblings was brutally assaulted and humiliated on her wedding night, and by the groom — Ramsay Bolton — himself. Since showrunners and writers David Benioff and Dan Weiss changed that particular storyline from George R. R. Martin’s book, I thought I might feel free take things to the next logical step: introduce the Bolton boy to a few television friends who can return some of the suffering Ramsay has doled out.


Dexter Morgan

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Renders him temporarily unconscious.


Eugene Tooms

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Relieves him of his liver


Russell Edgington

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Gleefully helps with some other organ removal.


Hannibal Lecter

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Feeds them to him.


All the Walking Dead’s Walking Dead

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Have their fill.


Edward Mordrake

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Drags the Ramsremains to Hell.


*Note: Not real threats. I do soundly and solemnly vow I wish no actual harm upon any person.


Cindy Davis, (Twitter)


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