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A Brief and Terrifying History of Bjork-Wear

A Brief and Terrifying History of Bjork-Wear

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | July 9, 2012 | Comments ()



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  • video_cassette

    she looks absolutely gorgeous in all of these pictures especially her swan dress she's the cutest one there

  • Mrs. Julien

    Pure artist. I don't like her art, but I respect the purity.

  • She was here a few months ago and she wore something very Björk-y. She's still amazing live.

    For me the main difference between GaGa's and Björk's style is that GaGa has to turn everything into a statement while Björk wears that stuff because she's Björk.

  • celery

    Right. GaGa can't just let a picture be a picture - she has to break it down into words. Bjork just loves the world.

  • That last one? I straight up love that dress. I would wear that every day.

  • Tessa

    Wow Dustin, you sure became way more mainstream and tunnel visioned lately

  • melia

    What about all her fantastic hair sculptures?!?

  • e jerry powell

    Nothing I haven't seen at a an old-school black hair show before.

  • Anna

    NO PAJIBA. NO INSULTING BJORK. UNCOOL.

  • ,

    Oh, that Bjork! What WILL she wear next?

    *waits breathlessly*

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  • TheKoiPolloi

    I feel that Bjork herself left this message, and it translates as something fey, haunting, and ultimately unknowable.

  • BobbFrapples

    I find her style kind of awesome, but her music gives me migraines. Don't get me wrong, I like the music, but it honestly made my brain hurt after prolonged exposure.

  • mswas

    Then turn it down! ;-)

  • Jezzer

    Suddenly I have context for the Rasputina song about her.

  • winged chorus

    I wish I could accessorize with blue eyeliner and a clump of orange nodules. I love Bjork. Nobody ever looked as good in an undulating black pudding extrusion.

  • Something tells me these comments weren't what ol' Dusty was hoping for. Bjork is 1,000 times more interesting than most people.

    I love the hell out of her.

  • dahlia6

    Lady Gaga had better step up her game. No one out-Bjorks Bjork.

  • NGG

    Exactly what i was thinking.... Lady Gaga=imitation Bjork

  • Riiiight. So, Bjork is 'weird' but they like Katy Perry. That sucks.
    *kicks rock*

  • emmelemm

    I will not hear anything bad being said about Bjork. End of story.

  • e jerry powell

    Is she grabbing her junk up under the swan dress?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Kinda. She'd just laid her egg purse.

  • Mesmer

    Last one is the best whee~

  • Anna von Beav

    I LOVE HER AND HER SARTORIAL CRAZEBALLEDNESS AND YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND.

    She is my Icelandic Goddess Queen.

  • Jenne Frisby

    Yay the bell/cone dress! I got to see it in person when I was at the Iceland Airwaves Festival in 2006. She donated it to a vintage clothing store in Reykjavik, and they kept in the window.

  • emmelemm

    Which is the bell/cone dress?

  • Jenne Frisby

    It's the silver one that is sort of tube-like and stands up from her shoulders, in the picture where she has the braid over her face. The dress is entirely covered in little bells. It was funny because I saw the music video at the hotel room, and went out and just happened across the dress about an hour later. She had a little bell-boy too.

  • Jenne Frisby

    Here's my picture!
    http://tinyurl.com/cuuoykc

  • Gaga ain't got nothing on her.

  • Four Eyes

    That last picture was rather subtle in comparison with the acid trip that was the other outfits. Gaga seems so tame now. So very, very tame.

  • Marcela

    Um. By terrifying do you mean amazing?

  • TheOriginalMRod

    It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight!

  • Pants_are_a_must

    And yet I still prefer her eccentric tastes to 99% of the pop stars today, male or female.

    I'd like to see Bieber do a song with an audio-modified Tesla coil.

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