'80s Shows That
Should Shouldn't Be Brought Back
The Love Boat: Picture it: Loads of hot twentysomethings having promiscuous sex with the ship's doctors. Does he have the key to the condom box? Is Charo available?
Bosom Buddies: What could be funnier than two guys dressing up as girls to get an apartment in a single-sex building? But who could possibly replicate Tom Hanks' fro?
3. Silver Spoons: Picture the cool gadgets Ricky Stratton could have now. A bed shaped like an iPhone?
Diff'rent Strokes: Creepy old white rich guy goes to an orphanage in Malawi and brings home babies. Starring Maddona and Bernie Maddof.
Fantasy Island: If Obama can find a female Latino Supreme Court Justice nominee then Hollywood casting should be able to find a Filipino midget to replace Tattoo. Am I right?
(Are they really bringing back "Fantasy Island"?)
Jeremy Stein lives in Portland, Maine. He drinks beers and shoots the shit with the publisher of Pajiba.